Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

We’ve had enough carrots to last a lifetime. break out the sticks.

A last alliance of elves and men. also pet photos.

When do we start airlifting the women and children out of Texas?

Russian mouthpiece, go fuck yourself.

Jesus, Mary, & Joseph how is that election even close?

A sufficient plurality of insane, greedy people can tank any democratic system ever devised, apparently.

Seems like a complicated subject, have you tried yelling at it?

They fucked up the fucking up of the fuckup!

So it was an October Surprise A Day, like an Advent calendar but for crime.

Republicans are radicals, not conservatives.

Let us savor the impending downfall of lawless scoundrels who richly deserve the trouble barreling their way.

Is it irresponsible to speculate? It is irresponsible not to.

“woke” is the new caravan.

I didn’t have alien invasion on my 2023 BINGO card.

When your entire life is steeped in white supremacy, equality feels like discrimination.

Let me eat cake. The rest of you could stand to lose some weight, frankly.

Republicans don’t want a speaker to lead them; they want a hostage.

“Can i answer the question? No you can not!”

White supremacy is terrorism.

Bark louder, little dog.

Optimism opens the door to great things.

… pundit janitors mopping up after the GOP

Come on, media. you have one job. start doing it.

Sadly, there is no cure for stupid.

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  6. 6.

    Steve

    I don’t know if the “Seach Balloon Juice” option on the left bar is old or new, but I think it should remain exactly as it is, as a tribute to John’s creativity in the spelling arena.

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    ppGaz

    Load times are fine.

    I assume that when you make it big time, we are all going to get invited to go on Larry King?

    I mean, that is what I’ve been holding out for.

  11. 11.

    Everyman

    Everything is fine at Everyman.

    Now, then, what’s the story with the robe? A pajamas cover-up perhaps? And those waves coming out of it? Involuntary methane emissions? Those who blog don’t sit around in their robes making like . . . well . . . Robespierre (Oops! Is that what it means?).

    Why not slippers, too? Get the feet-kinky folks on board with this thing as well. They, too, have the need to know.

    But thanks for asking.

  12. 12.

    GrudginglyAffirmed

    PJ Media ads? You mean double-click ads. Another half-assed effort by PJM/OSM or whatever it’s called today.

  13. 13.

    GrudginglyAffirmed

    Speaking of the Robe; why are the lines backwards? Perhaps JC knows. . . Is it somthing symbolic?

  14. 14.

    JWeidner

    LOL. How was the load time?

    No slowdown that I could notice.

    And you’re still a sellout. You’re gettin’ so big, I can’t even get to your shows anymore. It’s like all the teenieboppers have their rich daddies buy them the tickets, and us real fans are left out

  16. 16.

    DougJ

    The loadtime is fine but could you get rid of that panel that says “The NSA may be reading your comments”. It’s a little creepy.

  17. 17.

    Krista

    For one brief, horrible moment, I thought that the menu of recent topics was gone, and was about to express my displeasure…but, I found it. All is well.

  19. 19.

    Vlad

    Huh. I’m probably naive, but up until now, I didn’t actually know you had a dog in this particular fight.

  20. 20.

    Krista

    Completely off-topic (sorry, John…delete if you wish), but can I just mention that Tucker Carlson is a complete and utter douche?

    Last week, MSNBC host Tucker Carlson, a well-known conservative pundit, let loose with a string of anti-Canada rants.

    “Anybody with any ambition at all, or intelligence, has left Canada and is now living in New York,” he said.

    “Canada is a sweet country. It is like your retarded cousin you see at Thanksgiving and sort of pat him on the head. You know, he’s nice but you don’t take him seriously. That’s Canada.”

  21. 21.

    John Cole

    Vlad- Not much of a fight. I simply chose to go with a steay stream of revenue as opposed to the hit or miss of blogads. Nothing will change around here except the ads.

  22. 22.

    Ozymandias

    Add it to the list Krista. Add it to the list.

    And I probably shouldn’t show that to my Canadian friends. I think that might incite them to homicide.

  23. 23.

    Krista

    Homocide? Not worth it. Arranging for him to become the object of affection of a recently released inmate named Bruiser, with a taste for bowties and rough sodomy?

    Worth it.

  24. 24.

    CaseyL

    O Great & Powerful Shill!

    1. The site does load lots faster.

    2. John’s doin’ his bit to help PJM/OSM/PJM burn through their VC funding. Yay, John!

    3. Does that mean you’ll be posting more? Or having more guest posters?

    4. Are the pjs footed?

  25. 25.

    Nikki

    Homocide? Not worth it. Arranging for him to become the object of affection of a recently released inmate named Bruiser, with a taste for bowties and rough sodomy?

    Worth it.

    Oh my!

  26. 26.

    Shygetz

    Congratulations on firmly affixing yourself to the corporate teat. May you engorge yourself upon buckets of cash like a leech that has struck and artery, all whilst removing the ill humours from your unsuspecting host.

  27. 27.

    Krista

    Nikki — sorry honey. I’m not a violent person by any means, but there’s just something about his smug face, above that silly bowtie, spouting condescending, hateful words like that, that makes me want to smack him silly.

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