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You are here: Home / Politics / Domestic Politics / Tough Road Ahead for Kenny Boy

Tough Road Ahead for Kenny Boy

by John Cole|  December 28, 200510:44 am| 5 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics

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This could be bad news for the Enron execs:

In a reversal that transforms the criminal case against Enron’s former top officers, the company’s former chief accounting officer has reached an agreement with prosecutors to plead guilty to violating federal law during his employment there, people briefed on the decision said yesterday.

The former accounting officer, Richard A. Causey, had been viewed by lawyers in the case as likely to strike a plea deal with prosecutors and possibly serve as a witness for the government in the coming trial of two former chief executives of Enron, Kenneth L. Lay and Jeffrey K. Skilling.

While Mr. Causey’s name is not widely known to those who have not been paying close attention to the Enron case, he has long been considered potentially one of the most important witnesses in the fraud cases against Mr. Lay and Mr. Skilling. The three men had been scheduled to go on trial together, facing charges of conspiracy, securities fraud, wire fraud and other crimes, beginning Jan. 17.

Good. These folks need to pay.

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5Comments

  1. 1.

    soxfirst

    December 28, 2005 at 11:50 am

    It’s definitely a plus for the prosecution. But given the timing, so close to the trial of Lay and Skilling, it does raise questions about the strength of the prosecution’s case, legally speaking. For more, read here

  2. 2.

    Ozymandius

    December 28, 2005 at 12:16 pm

    Oh Kenny boy
    the pipes, the pipes are calling
    from cell to cell
    and across the prison yard…

  3. 3.

    Sam Hutcheson

    December 28, 2005 at 12:55 pm

    Stop snitchin.

  4. 4.

    SeesThroughIt

    December 28, 2005 at 7:16 pm

    All of the money Lay and Skilling have should be given to the people they ripped off. That would actually be a “tough on crime” stance and would hopefully scare the crap out of other crooked CEOs. It would never happen, of course, but it would be nice.

  5. 5.

    Make7

    December 29, 2005 at 6:37 pm

    SeesThroughIt wrote:
    All of the money Lay and Skilling have should be given to the people they ripped off.

    I would go further than that. All future money that they make, after paying taxes, above the federal poverty line should be put into a compensation fund for the victims of their crimes, until such time that full compensation has been made.

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