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You are here: Home / Humorous / Justice Is Funny

Justice Is Funny

by John Cole|  December 31, 200512:20 pm| 8 Comments

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Amusing piece in the NY Times on the funniest SCOTUS justice.

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  1. 1.

    Keith

    December 31, 2005 at 1:47 pm

    It’s funny that the only impression of the SCOTUS outside a couple of recent audio clips that I have come from “The People vs. Larry Flynt”, where Scalia had the most prominent role.

  2. 2.

    Sojourner

    December 31, 2005 at 2:35 pm

    I wonder if he was cracking jokes when he betrayed his own legal philosophy to ensure that Bush became POTUS.

    Hah hah.

  3. 3.

    Otto Man

    December 31, 2005 at 3:17 pm

    I love that Thomas rates a zero. I guess that’s what happens when you never ask questions at oral argument and simply cede your vote to Scalia each time.

  4. 4.

    Dodd

    December 31, 2005 at 3:28 pm

    Liptak is kinda dense if he finds Roberts’ joke about Gibbons v. Ogden hard to comprehend. It’s pretty obvious.

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    ats

    December 31, 2005 at 5:40 pm

    As it see it, nearly every Scalia argument is a knee-slapper. Or is that wrist-slapper?

  6. 6.

    zephod

    December 31, 2005 at 10:49 pm

    Things must be slow in the Blogosphere.
    Who really gives a fuck????
    Cheers,
    Z

  7. 7.

    ubernerd83

    January 1, 2006 at 1:07 pm

    Scalia’s opinions, at least, can be hilarious. He’s definitely an insulting bastard, but he’s funny.

  8. 8.

    Birkel

    January 2, 2006 at 5:51 pm

    Even on a post like this — about humor — a couple of Lefty commenters display their amazing lack of same.

    Sad, really, for a party that wants to reassume power.

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