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Happy New Year!

by John Cole|  January 1, 200612:19 am| 15 Comments

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  1. 1.

    Gold Star for Robot Boy

    January 1, 2006 at 12:32 am

    In a little less than 90 minutes, I’ll be right there wit’ ya.

  2. 2.

    Mr Furious

    January 1, 2006 at 12:39 am

    Happy New Year, John, and everyone else…

  3. 3.

    Vladi G

    January 1, 2006 at 5:54 am

    Backatcha. Keep bringin’ the good shit in aught six.

  4. 4.

    Aaron

    January 1, 2006 at 7:09 am

    Happy happy happy fucking happy.

  5. 5.

    Krista

    January 1, 2006 at 11:14 am

    Happy New Year to you too, John! (And to Tim as well, and to all other fellow posters.)

    Any resolutions, or have you resolved to not do that?

  6. 6.

    Manolot

    January 1, 2006 at 11:30 am

    Don’t worry all the resolutions were traded a few days ago by necessity.

  7. 7.

    Bob In Pacifica

    January 1, 2006 at 11:43 am

    Happy New Year. Mr. Furious, your blog needs updating.

  8. 8.

    capelza

    January 1, 2006 at 12:52 pm

    Best wishes to you all for this new year.

  9. 9.

    Blue Neponset

    January 1, 2006 at 12:55 pm

    Happy New Year John, Tim and all the B-J commentors.

  10. 10.

    Sine.Qua.Non

    January 1, 2006 at 1:15 pm

    Happy 2006 all….may you “not” have an interesting life this year. (It’s been way too interesting this year and I would never curse you that way!) Damn, my head hurts….

  11. 11.

    demimondian

    January 1, 2006 at 1:27 pm

    Happy celebration of the 358 days before Christmas.

  12. 12.

    The Disenfranchised Voter

    January 1, 2006 at 2:30 pm

    Happy New Year everyone.

  13. 13.

    Theseus

    January 1, 2006 at 2:47 pm

    Happy New Year and all the best!

  14. 14.

    Ian

    January 1, 2006 at 3:53 pm

    Hope you had a good one, John.

  15. 15.

    Mr Furious

    January 1, 2006 at 11:23 pm

    Happy New Year. Mr. Furious, your blog needs updating.

    Wow. Somebody noticed. Going hard at my job search over the last couple weeks. Couldn’t, in good conscience, “waste” time blogging.

    Who out there’s got a magazine that needs an art director…?

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