Everyone’s an atheist except for his own God. Everyone sees the stupidity and dangerousness of everyone else’s God but his own. I’m not sure what Stormy’s belief system entails, or what kind of heaven she pretends to be going to, but at least her Big Daddy Imaginary Friend Up There In The Big Country Club In The Sky allows her to guzzle scotch whiskey and have barbeques. For that, Stormy’s All-Powerful Imaginary Friend is marginally better for my purposes in this battle of belief systems. Unfortunately, Big Daddy’s ambiguous signals have not been interpreted by her to use her Magical Friend-given abilities to put herself in someone else’s place.
5.
Andrew
You know, if I may take off my acting pants for a moment and pull my analrapist stocking over my head, I’d have to say that Goldstein is a seriously unfunny dude.
6.
ppGaz
I am not going to tell a guy who is on a diet and can’t have his glass of wine that the joke isn’t funny.
Not me.
Huh uh.
Nope.
Ixnay.
Maybe some other time.
7.
Krista
ppGaz shows restraint…
I feel woozy…I think I must lie down. Jeeves, fetch me my smelling salts!
8.
ppGaz
ppGaz shows restraint…
I know …. I’m scaring myself, too.
And earlier today I was agreeing with Darrell.
Do you think the earth is about to be hit by an asteroid?
9.
Stormy70
Mr. Conspriracy Bob in Pacifica may need to adjust the settings on his tin foil hat. The rays are getting through and jamming up the humor gene. You see, I’ve read some of the interesting theories coming from his blog. I hoist my DOF to his imagination.
10.
ppGaz
Despite your posts, Storm, I know all about Texas humor. I watch King of the Hill.
11.
Steve
I gotta say, senses of humor differ, but I cannot recall one single time when John has linked to a “funny” Goldstein post that I found the least bit funny. I laugh at plenty of right-wing humor, but that ain’t it.
12.
Pb
Thanks, Jeff–now we know that Hamas is filled with intolerant, war-mongering religious zealots who have no respect for women, democracy, minorities… and hippies!
We have them here in the United States too, they’re called Republicans.
I gotta say, senses of humor differ, but I cannot recall one single time when John has linked to a “funny” Goldstein post that I found the least bit funny.
Agreed.
I also get creeped out by the blog’s name. As noted here, “Protein Wisdom” sounds like it would be some sort of creepy porn site.
I like it better when Goldstein writes haiku to cans of Fresca about his sexy drawstring pants.
That shit is really funny.
17.
neil
I’m glad nobody else thought it was funny either…
18.
J. Puckett
I know a lot of conservative friends of mine who are funny people, but who is a well-known conservative comedian? I can only think of Dennis Miller. And he was ttttterrible on CNBC.
19.
Nikki
I know a lot of conservative friends of mine who are funny people, but who is a well-known conservative comedian? I can only think of Dennis Miller. And he was ttttterrible on CNBC.
Gee, Stormy, what’s more likely? That our military/industrial/oil complex would sponsor a coup to further their goals or that there’s a guy who regularly broke the laws of physics two thousand years ago in order for his Dad to forgive everyone for doing what they do naturally, as Daddy created us?
Everyone’s an atheist to all gods except the one he believes in.
21.
Faux News
I know …. I’m scaring myself, too.
And earlier today I was agreeing with Darrell.
Do you think the earth is about to be hit by an asteroid?
You agreed with Darrell? Did he say tomtatoes are fruits, not vegetables?
Even though I scoff at the “Rapture” foolishness, I must say your post has caused me angst and leads me to believe that indeed “the end times are near”
22.
Steve
I hate to tell you, but according to the Supreme Court, tomatoes are vegetables. Nix v. Hedden, 149 U.S. 304 (1893). As we’ve all learned in recent years, science is no match for the power of government.
I know a lot of conservative friends of mine who are funny people, but who is a well-known conservative comedian? I can only think of Dennis Miller. And he was ttttterrible on CNBC.
I went to a show of his once. Except for when he got to politics, I thought he was pretty funny. Too bad for him that the straight lines along the general pattern of “better we bomb them then they bomb us. Eventually. Or someone who looks like them,” were more memorable.
As for funny right-wingers, he’s not a stand-up comic, but I usually laugh my ass off at P.J. O’Rourke. Parliament of Whores was my introduction to politics.
I hate to tell you, but according to the Supreme Court, tomatoes are vegetables. Nix v. Hedden, 149 U.S. 304 (1893). As we’ve all learned in recent years, science is no match for the power of government.
Good God, man! Did you have to utterly destroy my faith in agricultural politics on a Friday afternoon?
If the gub’ment says tomatoes are veggies, then they indeed must be :-)
stickler
Wow. That’s some kind of knee-slappin’ funny over there. Whoo, that Hamas. Talk about a funny topic.
Ooh, maybe his next riff should be about that hilarious wall the Israelis are building! Or the imposition of Sharia law in Bethlehem!
The chortles would be endless.
Stormy70
I like his Off-topic Fatah joke. LOL
Pooh
Somehow, the parchment makes the joke for me.
Bob In Pacifica
Heh heh heh.
Everyone’s an atheist except for his own God. Everyone sees the stupidity and dangerousness of everyone else’s God but his own. I’m not sure what Stormy’s belief system entails, or what kind of heaven she pretends to be going to, but at least her Big Daddy Imaginary Friend Up There In The Big Country Club In The Sky allows her to guzzle scotch whiskey and have barbeques. For that, Stormy’s All-Powerful Imaginary Friend is marginally better for my purposes in this battle of belief systems. Unfortunately, Big Daddy’s ambiguous signals have not been interpreted by her to use her Magical Friend-given abilities to put herself in someone else’s place.
Andrew
You know, if I may take off my acting pants for a moment and pull my analrapist stocking over my head, I’d have to say that Goldstein is a seriously unfunny dude.
ppGaz
I am not going to tell a guy who is on a diet and can’t have his glass of wine that the joke isn’t funny.
Not me.
Huh uh.
Nope.
Ixnay.
Maybe some other time.
Krista
ppGaz shows restraint…
I feel woozy…I think I must lie down. Jeeves, fetch me my smelling salts!
ppGaz
I know …. I’m scaring myself, too.
And earlier today I was agreeing with Darrell.
Do you think the earth is about to be hit by an asteroid?
Stormy70
Mr. ConspriracyBob in Pacifica may need to adjust the settings on his tin foil hat. The rays are getting through and jamming up the humor gene. You see, I’ve read some of the interesting theories coming from his blog. I hoist my DOF to his imagination.ppGaz
Despite your posts, Storm, I know all about Texas humor. I watch King of the Hill.
Steve
I gotta say, senses of humor differ, but I cannot recall one single time when John has linked to a “funny” Goldstein post that I found the least bit funny. I laugh at plenty of right-wing humor, but that ain’t it.
Pb
Thanks, Jeff–now we know that Hamas is filled with intolerant, war-mongering religious zealots who have no respect for women, democracy, minorities… and hippies!
We have them here in the United States too, they’re called Republicans.
Otto Man
Agreed.
I also get creeped out by the blog’s name. As noted here, “Protein Wisdom” sounds like it would be some sort of creepy porn site.
The Other Steve
Thanks! I’m always interested in what Tawana has going on his blog.
Perry Como
7. Git R Done (in the name of Allah)!
Kevin K.
I like it better when Goldstein writes haiku to cans of Fresca about his sexy drawstring pants.
That shit is really funny.
neil
I’m glad nobody else thought it was funny either…
J. Puckett
I know a lot of conservative friends of mine who are funny people, but who is a well-known conservative comedian? I can only think of Dennis Miller. And he was ttttterrible on CNBC.
Nikki
Yeah, but he’s never been funny.
Bob In Pacifica
Gee, Stormy, what’s more likely? That our military/industrial/oil complex would sponsor a coup to further their goals or that there’s a guy who regularly broke the laws of physics two thousand years ago in order for his Dad to forgive everyone for doing what they do naturally, as Daddy created us?
Everyone’s an atheist to all gods except the one he believes in.
Faux News
You agreed with Darrell? Did he say tomtatoes are fruits, not vegetables?
Even though I scoff at the “Rapture” foolishness, I must say your post has caused me angst and leads me to believe that indeed “the end times are near”
Steve
I hate to tell you, but according to the Supreme Court, tomatoes are vegetables. Nix v. Hedden, 149 U.S. 304 (1893). As we’ve all learned in recent years, science is no match for the power of government.
Cyrus
I went to a show of his once. Except for when he got to politics, I thought he was pretty funny. Too bad for him that the straight lines along the general pattern of “better we bomb them then they bomb us. Eventually. Or someone who looks like them,” were more memorable.
As for funny right-wingers, he’s not a stand-up comic, but I usually laugh my ass off at P.J. O’Rourke. Parliament of Whores was my introduction to politics.
constate
Humor?
Otto Man
Speaking of conservative humor, check out Ann Coulter’s latest laugh riot.
Hi-larious.
Faux News
Good God, man! Did you have to utterly destroy my faith in agricultural politics on a Friday afternoon?
If the gub’ment says tomatoes are veggies, then they indeed must be :-)
Otto Man
Reagan decreed that ketchup was a vegetable, so this makes sense.