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You are here: Home / Humorous / Brokeback to the Future

Brokeback to the Future

by John Cole|  February 3, 20062:32 pm| 14 Comments

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I have watched this at least fifteen times today, and I laugh every time.

*** Update ***

Here is a Top Gun version.

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  1. 1.

    neil

    February 3, 2006 at 2:46 pm

    I’ve seen duplicate posts on group blogs before, but never by the _same author_.

  2. 2.

    Davebo

    February 3, 2006 at 2:59 pm

    I give it a A for concept but a D for execution.

  3. 3.

    srv

    February 3, 2006 at 3:00 pm

    See Quentin Tarantino’s bit in Sleep With Me, where he dissects Top Gun as a complete homoerotic flick.

    Quentin’s Monologue

  4. 4.

    MI

    February 3, 2006 at 3:20 pm

    hahahahaha

    Another trailer that’s great is one someone did for The Shining, where they made it seem like a comedy. Google “The Shining, Redux.”

  5. 5.

    The Disenfranchised Voter

    February 3, 2006 at 3:42 pm

    MI–

    Yes, the Shining one is really funny.

  6. 6.

    Dodd

    February 3, 2006 at 3:47 pm

    ROTFLMAO!

  7. 7.

    rilkefan

    February 3, 2006 at 3:59 pm

    Amused by mashups (i.e., hybrids)? Check this out.

  8. 8.

    p.lukasiak

    February 3, 2006 at 6:06 pm

    They also did a great “remix” promo for “Sleepless in Seattle”….

  9. 9.

    Joel

    February 3, 2006 at 6:08 pm

    Pretty funny, but I think the Shining Remixed is better. You can watch it here.

  10. 10.

    Gold Star for Robot Boy

    February 3, 2006 at 6:15 pm

    “Is that a flux capacitor in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?”

  11. 11.

    LITBMueller

    February 3, 2006 at 6:30 pm

    Bush is such a flip flopper!!!!

    Bush 2006: “Tonight I ask you to pass legislation to prohibit the most egregious abuses of medical research, human cloning in all its forms, creating or implanting embryos for experiments, creating human-animal hybrids, and buying, selling or patenting human embryos.”

    Bush 2000: “I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.”

    What changed his opinion of manimals? Was it some event on the scale of 9/11? Did he discover that his wife was really a cross between a woman and a lemur?

    SAVE THE MANIMALS!!!!!!!!!!

  12. 12.

    Quintapalus

    February 3, 2006 at 8:45 pm

    The top gun version is somewhat better in that it was pretty much gay to begin with.

  13. 13.

    carpeicthus

    February 4, 2006 at 12:46 am

    Top Gun is too easy.

  14. 14.

    Sine.Qua.Non

    February 5, 2006 at 10:55 am

    Broke Mac Mountain

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