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Brokeback to the Future

by John Cole|  February 3, 20068:41 am| 10 Comments

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In what has to be the crowning achievement in film editing, I present Brokeback to the Future.

F-ing brilliant.

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  1. 1.

    Bob In Pacifica

    February 3, 2006 at 8:45 am

    A hoot!

  2. 2.

    Smurfette

    February 3, 2006 at 8:47 am

    I laughed so hard I woke up my roommate.

  3. 3.

    The Disenfranchised Voter

    February 3, 2006 at 9:00 am

    “You sent me a letter”.

    Heh.

  4. 4.

    The Disenfranchised Voter

    February 3, 2006 at 9:01 am

    Speaking of Brokeback Mountain parodies…

    Did anyone else see the SNL skit Brokeback Goldmine.

    My stomach hurt from laughing so hard after watching that.

  5. 5.

    Jim Allen

    February 3, 2006 at 9:04 am

    Insane! Made my day, thanks, John!

  6. 6.

    CaseyL

    February 3, 2006 at 10:26 am

    Oh, I needed that. Thanks, John!

  7. 7.

    LITBMueller

    February 3, 2006 at 10:32 am

    Thanks, John!!! That was a great start to the day….

  8. 8.

    Hoodlumman

    February 3, 2006 at 11:13 am

    This has been done with Top Gun, also.

    Tom Cruise and Val Kilmer are the subjects. Equally entertaining.

    I apologize for not having a link.

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    The Disenfranchised Voter

    February 3, 2006 at 11:49 am

    While we’re on the topic of hilarious videos…

    You guys and gals have to check this one out

  10. 10.

    Otto Man

    February 3, 2006 at 12:55 pm

    That was a good one, John. Though I still think the best reworking is the one that turned the Shining into a romantic comedy.

    Thanks for the Hasselhoff love, TDV. I can’t see that insanity enough.

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