How did I miss this story:
Former ‘Playboy’ playmate and Argentine bombshell Dorismar was rounded up by immigration authorities and deported with her husband on January 5 after living illegally in Miami for five years.
But the playmate is not taking the deportation lying down. So – to speak.
The striking brunette is fighting back citing her ‘extraordinary derrière’ as reason enough to allow her to remain in the states.
That’s right, Dorismar has a great butt, and her attorney is prepared to argue that is reason enough for her return to Miami.
I did some research. She does indeed have a great butt.
Par R
Tough research, but someone has to do it, right?
Tim F.
Like Miami will ever run out of great derrieres.
les
I’ve certainly heard worse reasons proposed for allowing residence to aliens.
CaseyL
Yes, but is it the CUTEST of all possible butts?
Is it an organic “great butt,” or the product of artificial enhancements?
How does it react to zero gee?
Go for it, guys!
Pb
I can see Osama’s next recruitment campaign already.
Now recruiting–must be dedicated, young, zealous, female. Must be willing to sacrifice self for cause. Must have great butt. No pictures, please.
The Disenfranchised Voter
Wow, well that didn’t take long.
I told you the new law granting “extraordinary” immigrants citizenship was going to cause problems.
This law needs to be repealed. Not because I want this hot chick deported, but because it is a shitty law. It makes it far to easy to be abused.
Anderson
And when were you planning to *share* this research, Mr. Cole?
RonB
Yeah, John, you can’t expect us to take your assertion as fact just because you say so.
Dantheman
More importantly, was the research done in person, or through (possibly airbrushed) photos? And if done in person, was the body part in question concealed by clothing which may have distorted the shape?
Inquiring minds want to know.
The Other Steve
Yeah, but did Deputy Munsey get the evidence on tape?
Uberweiss
We need to make the United States a more beautiful place. Let her stay.
Jay C
Research? Heh. So where’s the link?
C’mon, John this is the blogosphere: fact-checking your ass (or, in this case, someone else’s) is what we’re for!
Jay C
You want something done right, ya gotta do it yourself…..
Aqui se presente Dorismar.
Fwiw, I think they should let her stay (as long as any comparable American tushes aren’t thrown out of work by it).
RonB
Oh. Oh my.
There must be some mistake.
This is a miscarriage of justice.
NOW I’m outraged.
Krista
Not bad.
I’d do her. ;)
t. jasper parnell
I dissent. If you mean this Dorismar
I see nothing impressive
If you mean this
Dorismar it is not so much cute as unnecessarily large.
4jkb4ia
ppGaz isn’t here! Good!
I am dumping here my 70-minute-long error which consisted of typing “=” for “-“.
demimondian
Jay C. has it right:
That’s right! We must protect American tushes! Otherwise, what you’ll head is the great…sucking…sound…
Uh, yeah. Paraphrasing Ross Perot doesn’t always work, I see…
Halffasthero
I am not sure how to comment on thius since I am at work. Let me just say:
Fact-checking is important.