Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

I’d try pessimism, but it probably wouldn’t work.

Do not shrug your shoulders and accept the normalization of untruths.

Only Democrats have agency, apparently.

Tick tock motherfuckers!

After roe, women are no longer free.

I’m pretty sure there’s only one Jack Smith.

Too often we hand the biggest microphones to the cynics and the critics who delight in declaring failure.

Why is it so hard for them to condemn hate?

The cruelty is the point; the law be damned.

It’s always darkest before the other shoe drops.

It may be funny to you motherfucker, but it’s not funny to me.

If you’re pissed about Biden’s speech, he was talking about you.

When I decide to be condescending, you won’t have to dream up a fantasy about it.

They fucked up the fucking up of the fuckup!

A snarling mass of vitriolic jackals

When do we start airlifting the women and children out of Texas?

Infrastructure week. at last.

Nothing worth doing is easy.

The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand.

“Squeaker” McCarthy

Republicans are radicals, not conservatives.

Is it irresponsible to speculate? It is irresponsible not to.

Shallow, uninformed, and lacking identity

Prediction: the GOP will rethink its strategy of boycotting future committees.

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  6. 6.

    srv

    Hmm. Maybe funny. But is that a reflection of real comedy, or just how bad comedy is today?

    Maybe I’m just weird, but do people find the likes of Sandler and Chappelle funny like my generation saw Belushi as funny? I haven’t seen a comedy in 10 years that had more laughs than the worst 1979 SNL episode.

  7. 7.

    John S.

    I haven’t seen a comedy in 10 years that had more laughs than the worst 1979 SNL episode.

    The Big Lebowski – amongst others – amply rises to the level of such an occassion.

  8. 8.

    srv

    Lebowski – ah, 1998. OK, so 8 years. Yeah, so there have been a few funny movies. But out of how many comedies?

  9. 9.

    Jsmith

    “Hickory-smoked horse buttholes”?

    May taste better than some of that stuff Tim drinks… I’ll get back to you on that.

  11. 11.

    Sstarr

    For sheer comedy brilliance you have to turn to animated TV these days. I reccomend South Park, the “Trapped in the Closet” episode.

    Or perhaps one of many one-liners from The Simpsons:

    Mr. Burns: “Wait a moment! There’s a NEW Mexico?”

  13. 13.

    Krista

    For sheer comedy brilliance you have to turn to animated TV these days.

    Or “The Office”.

  14. 14.

    srv

    South Park

    Has some moments.

    Or perhaps one of many one-liners from The Simpsons:

    Hmm. I think the Simpsons is a bit worn after 20 seasons.

    Or “The Office”.

    I haven’t seen the American rip-off, but one episode of the UK version was enough for me. That reminded me of Office Space (1999), so maybe 7 years.

  15. 15.

    Krista

    I haven’t seen the American rip-off

    I had my doubts too, but it really is beautifully done. My Name is Earl also has some pretty good moments, particularly some of Randy’s lines.

  16. 16.

    Keith

    But it was about 45 minutes too long. HOLY CRAP!

    My sentiments exactly. It’s like that Krusty skit on SNL where he has the huge ears and after the first ear joke, he goes, “This bit goes on for another 5 minutes.” or something to that effect.

  17. 17.

    Krista

    I wish someone would compile a collection of the best lines/moments from the following characters:

    Randy – My Name is Earl
    Bobby – King of the Hill
    Chris – Family Guy

    Plus a few others of their ilk…
    My favourite Chris line is “I’m so hungry I could ride a horse! Wait…that doesn’t make sense. Well, I could ride him to the store, I suppose…”

  18. 18.

    jg

    Bobby – King of the Hill:

    Did you smell the garbage today?

    I’m drivin the hell put of this truck!

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