Friday Non-Terror Thread by Tim F| August 11, 200611:41 am| 46 CommentsThis post is in: Open ThreadsFacebookTweetEmailWhat would Yngwie Malmsteen do?
6. Catsy August 11, 2006 at 12:15 pm What would Yngwie Malmsteen do? If he were here right now? He’d probably play a scale or two That’s what Yngwie Malmsteen’d do When Yngwie Malmsteen toured the world he wowed us near and far with blinding vitrtuosity and a really neat guitar What would Yngwie Malmsteen do if he were here today? With a minor key he’d rock for truth that’s what Yngwie Malmsteen’d do …okay, I’ll stop.
13. US Patriot August 11, 2006 at 12:22 pm What would Christine do? (Hint: the answer travels under the alias of “the Love Bug.”)
14. John S. August 11, 2006 at 12:24 pm What would Megatron do? What would Lion-O do? What would any 80s cartoon icon do?
23. Blue Neponset August 11, 2006 at 12:44 pm Yngwie probably would do something not too dissimlar from what Udo Dirkschneider would do, IMO anyway.
29. lard lad August 11, 2006 at 1:14 pm What would Yngwie Malmsteen do? Go: DEEDLEDEEDLEDEEDLEDEEDLEDEEDLEDEEDLEDEEDLEDEEDLE over and over and over.
30. Bombadil August 11, 2006 at 1:58 pm Go: DEEDLEDEEDLEDEEDLEDEEDLEDEEDLEDEEDLEDEEDLEDEEDLE over and over and over. I thought that was The Edge.
33. Punchy August 11, 2006 at 4:35 pm What the fuck is a âfrushâ? Best. Movie. Evah. Clap your hands, everybody. Everybody, clap your hands. We’re Lamda Lamda Lamda and….Omega Moo…
36. US Patriot August 11, 2006 at 8:09 pm What would Brian Boitano do? (We already know what Trey Parker and Matt Stone would do, they’d write a tuneful song addressing the Brian Boitano issue.)
37. US Patriot August 11, 2006 at 9:12 pm What would Academy Award-nominated actor Sir Ian McKellen do? What would his on-screen nemesis, Saruman (Christopher Lee), do?
38. Krista August 11, 2006 at 9:24 pm When Brian Boitano was in the alps, Fighting grizzly bears, He used his magical fire breath, And saved the maidens fair. So what would Brian Boitano do If he were here today, I’m sure he’d kick an ass or two, That’s what Brian Boitano’d do.
39. ThymeZone August 11, 2006 at 10:54 pm Margaret Atwood, great poet and author and certainly a Canadian treasure, just threw up a little in her mouth, I think.
40. US Patriot August 11, 2006 at 11:02 pm Margaret Atwood, great poet and author and certainly a Canadian treasure, just threw up a little in her mouth, I think. At least that clears up what Margaret Atwood would do. What would Frank Zappa do?
43. Krista August 12, 2006 at 10:02 am Margaret Atwood, great poet and author and certainly a Canadian treasure, just threw up a little in her mouth, I think. Will they revoke my citizenship if I admit that her works just don’t do it for me?
44. ThymeZone August 12, 2006 at 12:50 pm Will they revoke my citizenship if I admit that her works just donât do it for me? Nah. I think she has basically a cult following. As a young lad I really liked her poetry, but I could never get into her fiction at all.
US Patriot
What would Stalin do?
Rusty Shackleford
What would Ditka do?
US Patriot
What would Nietzschean Jesus do?
chopper
screw malmsteen, what would sturdag lagernathy do?
US Patriot
What would Lieberman do?
Catsy
What would Yngwie Malmsteen do?
If he were here right now?
He’d probably play a scale or two
That’s what Yngwie Malmsteen’d do
When Yngwie Malmsteen toured the world
he wowed us near and far
with blinding vitrtuosity
and a really neat guitar
What would Yngwie Malmsteen do
if he were here today?
With a minor key he’d rock for truth
that’s what Yngwie Malmsteen’d do
…okay, I’ll stop.
SeesThroughIt
What would Dr. CLAW do?
US Patriot
What would robot Santa do?
US Patriot
What would that annoying Dell guy do?
US Patriot
What would Optimus Prime do?
itik
What is a Yngwie Malmsteen?
Bombadil
What would Mahatma Kane Jeeves do?
US Patriot
What would Christine do?
(Hint: the answer travels under the alias of “the Love Bug.”)
John S.
What would Megatron do?
What would Lion-O do?
What would any 80s cartoon icon do?
US Patriot
What would Bob Dole do?
US Patriot
What would TV’s Frank do?
US Patriot
What would Fatty Arbuckle do?
Bombadil
What does US Patriot do?
US Patriot
Business, or pleasure?
Punchy
Who would Mary Carey do?
US Patriot
Would Mariah Carey do me?
Bombadil
Of course.
Blue Neponset
Yngwie probably would do something not too dissimlar from what Udo Dirkschneider would do, IMO anyway.
US Patriot
Well, that’s a relief, anyway. Thanks!
Tony J
What would Meat Loaf do?
And why won’t he do that?
Tony J
Oh, I’ve got it.
Yngwie Malmsteen would do that
Bombadil
Swordfish!
Nutcutter
What would Toonces do?
lard lad
Go:
DEEDLEDEEDLEDEEDLEDEEDLEDEEDLEDEEDLEDEEDLEDEEDLE
over and over and over.
Bombadil
I thought that was The Edge.
Keith
What the fuck is a “frush”?
Krista
What would John Tesh do?
Punchy
Best. Movie. Evah.
Clap your hands, everybody. Everybody, clap your hands. We’re Lamda Lamda Lamda and….Omega Moo…
ats
What would Sabbatai Sevi do?
JWeidner
What would Django Reinhart do?
US Patriot
What would Brian Boitano do? (We already know what Trey Parker and Matt Stone would do, they’d write a tuneful song addressing the Brian Boitano issue.)
US Patriot
What would Academy Award-nominated actor Sir Ian McKellen do?
What would his on-screen nemesis, Saruman (Christopher Lee), do?
Krista
When Brian Boitano was in the alps,
Fighting grizzly bears,
He used his magical fire breath,
And saved the maidens fair.
So what would Brian Boitano do
If he were here today,
I’m sure he’d kick an ass or two,
That’s what Brian Boitano’d do.
ThymeZone
Margaret Atwood, great poet and author and certainly a Canadian treasure, just threw up a little in her mouth, I think.
US Patriot
At least that clears up what Margaret Atwood would do.
What would Frank Zappa do?
ThymeZone
Make a Dweezil?
US Patriot
What would Moon Unit do?
Krista
Will they revoke my citizenship if I admit that her works just don’t do it for me?
ThymeZone
Nah. I think she has basically a cult following.
As a young lad I really liked her poetry, but I could never get into her fiction at all.
ThymeZone
21-13.
Ahem.
Barton%9Ricks
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