I am reasonably sure the childrens book “Why Mommy is a Democrat” will be horrible in ways I can’t even imagine, but is the weekend that Tom Mark Foley was just exposed as a predator and pervert and the GOP House leadership looks to have gone a long way to cover it up really the best time for Red State to poke fun at liberal values?
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scs
Hey what are you doing posting this late? I just wrote a really long post about Clinton at the bottom of the first page and your new post just bumped it off to the next page – or off to ‘the void’. I thought it would at least last until tomorrow!
scs
I guess my timing wasn’t so ‘nice’ either.
scarshapedstar
Christ. Now the wingnuts start frothing when kindergardeners are told that sharing is good?
If only I’d realized just how Marxist my indoctrination was, back at Christ Episcopal School.
Paddy O'Shea
So those “share days” my kids had at parochial school when they were little were really a form of Marxist indoctrination?
So what do they have at Red State school? “Give me that it’s mine, f*ckface!” days?
srv
John has insomnia again, all that guilt and what-not.
Pb
Don’t tell them about those “All I Really Need To Know I Learned In Kindergarten” books, either! It’s all total pinko commie Liberal hippie Marxist anti-Bush, anti-Republican, anti-Iraq war propaganda!
The whole concept of the ‘state’ having ‘schools’ and therefore ‘shared toys’ is probably way too ‘Marxist’ for them as well.
srv
Nothing makes me laugh harder than when I see the New Red Youth saying their socialist Pledge of Allegiance.
Pb
srv,
Yes, but it is somewhat watered down–they even managed to get the Knights of Columbus to tamper with it!
rachel
Maybe they decided you were right; I get a “Not Found” message when I click on the link.
ape
Hold on.. TOM Foley.. is that a joke I don’t get?!
PeterJ
From http://redstate.com/:
Funny.
The Other Steve
Look. Redstate sent out an internet, but it’s taken awhile for it to make it across the tubes.
PeterJ
Obviously, Daddy is a Republican since he likes to prey on underage boys.
Paddy O'Shea
Tom Foley will be spending his newly found free time writing a book called “Why Daddy is a Republican.”
I’m certain the evil liberal media will make some predetermined judgements as to its content.
Paddy O'Shea
Anybody following this one? Apparently almost all of the U.S. command in Afghanistan will now be answering to a British general. Wasn’t the issue of U.S. troops serving under foreign command a big screaming deal with the righties when Clinton was president?
Then again, a president who could turn control of our ports over to Dubai is
probably capable of doing anything, even farming out our troops.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15085146/
The Other Steve
Yeah, but you didn’t think the Republicans actually meant their criticism did you?
It’s perfectly acceptable to have US troops serving under foreign generals, or have Congressmen trying to engage in sex acts with little boys if you are a Republican.
Andrew
It’s okay, because the chain of command goes like:
American troops -> British general -> Tony Blair -> W. -> Cheney
The Other Steve
WestBoro Baptist Church(otherwise known as the Republican base) is at it again…
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15080568/
I think this was the state that just had their anti-protest law ruled unconstitutional?
D. Mason
Sorry to say, and much more sorry to agree with red state in any capacity, but that book is so mocking and condescending to children that it deserves to be poked fun at constantly and without mercy. The author of that book should be ashamed of himself for that entirely pathetic attempt at indoctrination. No doubt his children will grow up to be authors aswell, they will likely pen many titles about how fucked up their childhood was.
Also I would like to express my resentment towards the author for making me stand in agreement with red state. Now I have to go take a shower.
Paddy O'Shea
“For the first time in military history, U.S.
military personnel are not under the control
of U.S. Generals.”
-Rush Limbaugh on Bosnia
dan
Umm…it’s not TOM Foley…
Tsulagi
Hey, never let irony get in the way of reinforcing delusional self image. Plus true warriors for Dobson/Cheney never miss an opportunity for their echo chamber disco. The beat pulses, the manly men beat their chests, and all are thinking “Do I make you a little horny?”
lard lad
Mark Foley, guys. MARK Foley.
Didn’t Tom Foley get picked on enough by Newt Gingrich without you schmucks adding to his suffering? ; )
DougJ
Do you know for a fact that Tom Foley and Mark Foley are different people? Isn’t it possible that George Soros set this whole thing up by paying Tom Foley to change his name, switch parties, and become a pedophile? (Channelling commeters from Tom Maguire)
chopper
“My name is Matt Foley and I’m a motivational speaker”
Andrew
Doug, that’s crazy!
It’s FAR more likely that Soros used his Jew gold to start a eugenics program to clone pedophiles. So, Mark Foley is not Tom Foley, but they are GENETICALLY IDENTICAL. Plus, they were grown in the same sort of Axolotl tank, so that settles the nature versus nurture thing.
Occam’s razor, bitches.
Kirk Spencer
Paddy quoted Limbaugh saying
Proving again that Limbaugh doesn’t know history. Common wisdom, yes, but history…
I’ll open with 369th from WWI.
DougJ
You’re right, Andrew, that is simpler. But where do Joe Wilson and Valerie Plame fit in, if that’s the case?
Off topic: that’s one woman I would have liked to get mash notes from when I was 16.
VidaLoca
The Clenis, don’t forget the Clenis!
tBone
They carried out the Clinton train murders to shut up a couple of teenage pages who wouldn’t go along with the Foley entrapment. And then they killed Vince Foster, who had flown into a jealous rage upon discovering that Hillary was sending suggestive faxes to female pages.
KC
Actually, the first time I saw that book advertised on Kos, I thought it was pretty funny. I sure can’t see it being a big seller.
Gold Star for Robot Boy
Anyone catch the morning chat shows? It’ll be interesting to hear the CW come together. From what I gather, the weathervane is pointing toward “Bad news for GOP.”
SeesThroughIt
That RedState thread is predictably hilarious–I had no idea things like sharing and going to school were “degenerative” and “self destructive.” Even funnier is that in their zeal to decry partisan children’s books, they completely forgot about Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under my Bed! and its thigh-slapping sequal, Help! Mom! Hollywood’s in my Hamper!. Idiots.
But really, the world does not need partisan children’s books. Is there something wrong with Harold and the Purple Crayon, Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day, and the works of Dr. Seuss? Well, to RedStaters, there probably is. To much sharin’ and carin’, not enough gay bashin’ and Reaganomics.
capelza
I simply can not bring myself to go to Red State anymore.
But as for “sharing” and being nice to people being somehow bad…I’m sure my Southern Baptist preacher grandfather would be very perplexed if he was still alive. Do they not allow “Love thy neighbour as thyself” in Sunday School anymore?
That’s where I learned it…who knew that a SBC church in the Ozarks was a hotbed of liberal indoctranation.
sglover
When are the right-wingers gonna print pop-up versions of Ayn Rand’s screeds?
Richard 23
I’m just surprised right wingers haven’t done a pop-up book of the Lewinsky scandal. Or have they?
Andrew
Stop waiting for handouts and do it yourself, commie.
capelza
Well…I did finally click on that RS link.. :(
What I find really sad is that suppssedly conservative people are suddemly twisting themsleves into pretzels about whether a guy who is doing what Foley did is “okay” because in some states the age of consent is 16. I wonder how many of these people would have been so eager if Foley was a Dem. They’d be citing Foley’s own law. The one poster, Steve gets it.
capelza
Damn…I put this on the wrong post..
DougJ
Let them make fun of “Why is Mommy a Democrat”. I know I will. Jesus, I hate that kind of garbage. I know I shouldn’t but I do.
tBone
I’m with you. I don’t who the audience is for that crap, and I hope I don’t find out.
Quickrob
Ya gotta admit: the book is total propaganda…and its aimed at kids.
That’s pretty much endenyably foul.
demimondian
So “Why Mommy is a Democrat” is real? I assumed that it was a parody of the self-help books of the nineties: “Why Daddy Doesn’t Live Here Any More”, “Why We’re Eating Oatmeal (Again)”, and the like.
Rusty Shackleford
Isn’t this the the 3rd or 4th Republican to be nabbed for inappropriate conduct with minors? Which guy am I missing?