Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Speaking of republicans, is there a way for a political party to declare intellectual bankruptcy?

Republicans can’t even be trusted with their own money.

Peak wingnut was a lie.

fuckem (in honor of the late great efgoldman)

Everybody saw this coming.

Bark louder, little dog.

I’d hate to be the candidate who lost to this guy.

Some judge needs to shut this circus down soon.

Let’s finish the job.

I’d like to think you all would remain faithful to me if i ever tried to have some of you killed.

Roe isn’t about choice, it’s about freedom.

Red lights blinking on democracy’s dashboard

Insiders who complain to politico: please report to the white house office of shut the fuck up.

That’s my take and I am available for criticism at this time.

The cruelty is the point; the law be damned.

We are builders in a constant struggle with destroyers. let’s win this.

T R E 4 5 O N

You are so fucked. Still, I wish you the best of luck.

I like you, you’re my kind of trouble.

I’d try pessimism, but it probably wouldn’t work.

We are aware of all internet traditions.

“I never thought they’d lock HIM up,” sobbed a distraught member of the Lock Her Up Party.

Pessimism assures that nothing of any importance will change.

… pundit janitors mopping up after the GOP

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  6. 6.

    Pb

    Just a wristwatch, and a smile.

    In that case, thank you for doing your part in keeping it gay *and* keeping it light!

  9. 9.

    Paul Wartenberg

    Waitaminute, you’re gay?

    Damn, what happened to all those girl/girl videos I sent you?

  10. 10.

    Demdude

    OMG. Gays in space? I feel a whole new fund raising campaign in the works!

    (I always thought Kirk & Spock were verrry close.)

  11. 11.

    Krista

    We’re here!
    We’re queer!

    queer

    • adjective 1 strange; odd. 2 informal, derogatory (of a man) homosexual. 3 Brit. informal, dated slightly ill.

    Indeed…

  15. 15.

    Punchy

    OT: This is funny…

    Before a debate with challenger Don Hilliard, Rep. John Peterson (R-PA) “asked everyone to say the Pledge of Allegiance.” Unfortunately, “there was no American flag anywhere in the hall to pledge allegiance to.” “So the moderator, spotting Peterson’s wide, American flag-themed tie, asked everyone to turn their attention to Peterson, who obliged by putting his right hand over his breast and holding his tie out for the crowd to revere.”

  16. 16.

    Sine.Qua.Non

    Lee Says: But…is it true?

    Unfortunately, it is true. God Damn him to an eternal wasteland of 100 million hells.

    John:
    Are you telling me I have wasted a year and a half lusting after you in my dreams? ;-)

  17. 17.

    p.lukasiak

    John, nobody cares if you are gay or not.

    But you have to step up and admit you are a closeted progressive, rather than trying to hide your true nature with your incessant Sheehan bashing, etc….

  21. 21.

    Punchy

    How did Mr. Cole serve in the military…in those hot, sweaty, enclosed tanks with other hot, sweaty, beefy men…if he was gay? It is a “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy, or more like a “please touch, don’t tell” policy?

  22. 22.

    Chump

    Wonkette, which nailed Foley DAYS before anyone else, says another R is doomed

    It’s usually the Nat’n Equire of blog stories, but sometimes they get it right…just throwing it out there…

  24. 24.

    Krista

    Let’s all do our best to keep it gay.

    Monica Bellucci is all kinds of serious hot.

    So is Salma Hayek.

    And Sine:

    John:
    Are you telling me I have wasted a year and a half lusting after you in my dreams?

    He’s not confirming anything one way or another, so as to not alienate his many lustful fans, be they male or female. It’s very Ricky Martin of him…

  28. 28.

    norbizness

    Crowd: “We’re here! We’re queer! We don’t want any more bears”

    Lenny: Hey, that’s a pretty catchy chant. Where did you hear it?

    Homer: Oh, I heard it at the moustache parade they have every year.

  30. 30.

    Candidus

    Well, John is the blogosphere’s equivalent of the gay man around whom women like to hang at the pick-up bar because he’s considered non-threatening.

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