Since I have been ‘outed’ as a C*** S****** by compassionate conservative, excuse me, carniverous conservative, Dan Riehl, I might as well come all the way ‘out.’ Thus, the new Balloon Juice theme song, suggested by commenters:
Let’s all do our best to keep it gay.
ThymeZone
John, can you send me a picture?
Thanks,
ppG
jg
That song is so gay.
Pb
ThymeZone,
What are you wearing?
Gold Star for Robot Boy
We’re here!
We’re queer!
What? Isn’t here and queer enough? Jeez!
ThymeZone
Pb,
Just a wristwatch, and a smile.
Pb
In that case, thank you for doing your part in keeping it gay *and* keeping it light!
Andrew
Son, I see you’re qualified to join the Whitehouse press corps.
Quiddity
Filed under Site Maintenance!!!
Paul Wartenberg
Waitaminute, you’re gay?
Damn, what happened to all those girl/girl videos I sent you?
Demdude
OMG. Gays in space? I feel a whole new fund raising campaign in the works!
(I always thought Kirk & Spock were verrry close.)
Krista
queer
• adjective 1 strange; odd. 2 informal, derogatory (of a man) homosexual. 3 Brit. informal, dated slightly ill.
Indeed…
Lee
You want gay, I’ll give you GAY
John D.
Dammit, John, I want those braincells back.
Funny, though. Very, very funny.
Lee
THREADJACK! (again)
Anyone read this?
Bush Guts Posse Comitatus
Yes I know it is Kos, and it seems to be hyperventalition at its worst.
But…is it true?
Punchy
OT: This is funny…
Sine.Qua.Non
Unfortunately, it is true. God Damn him to an eternal wasteland of 100 million hells.
John:
Are you telling me I have wasted a year and a half lusting after you in my dreams? ;-)
p.lukasiak
John, nobody cares if you are gay or not.
But you have to step up and admit you are a closeted progressive, rather than trying to hide your true nature with your incessant Sheehan bashing, etc….
blackfrancis
gay snakes!
youtube.com/watch?v=-Yw53sbMgNE
that theme song is kinda gay, btw.
ThymeZone
Hey, I’m just out of the pool.
capelza
Monica Bellucci is all kinds of serious hot.
Punchy
How did Mr. Cole serve in the military…in those hot, sweaty, enclosed tanks with other hot, sweaty, beefy men…if he was gay? It is a “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy, or more like a “please touch, don’t tell” policy?
Chump
Wonkette, which nailed Foley DAYS before anyone else, says another R is doomed
It’s usually the Nat’n Equire of blog stories, but sometimes they get it right…just throwing it out there…
Ned Raggett
There’s always this in terms of catchy songs on the subject. Why yes I’m a Peter Jackson fan.
Krista
So is Salma Hayek.
And Sine:
He’s not confirming anything one way or another, so as to not alienate his many lustful fans, be they male or female. It’s very Ricky Martin of him…
capelza
Oh Krista! Now I have an image of John living la vida loca.
Tsulagi
Well, if he can move his hips to Shakira’s Hips Don’t Lie, he ain’t straight.
over it
That vid clip led me to these from the same night (William Shatner Roast on Comedy Central):
tinyurl.com/yecuep
tinyurl.com/yjgk35
Laughed my ever’lovin’ ass off.
Big Picture, John….don’t sweat it…you are in good company! I mean, come on…Sulu!! Who could ask for more? Er…well, yeah. Don’t bother answering that.
;)
norbizness
Crowd: “We’re here! We’re queer! We don’t want any more bears”
Lenny: Hey, that’s a pretty catchy chant. Where did you hear it?
Homer: Oh, I heard it at the moustache parade they have every year.
Alex
Too damn funny.
Candidus
Well, John is the blogosphere’s equivalent of the gay man around whom women like to hang at the pick-up bar because he’s considered non-threatening.