Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

No offense, but this thread hasn’t been about you for quite a while.

Let’s bury these fuckers at the polls 2 years from now.

My years-long effort to drive family and friends away has really paid off this year.

Consistently wrong since 2002

Sadly, there is no cure for stupid.

“When somebody takes the time to draw up a playbook, they’re gonna use it.”

That’s my take and I am available for criticism at this time.

Conservatism: there are people the law protects but does not bind and others who the law binds but does not protect.

We need to vote them all out and restore sane Democratic government.

If you can’t control your emotions, someone else will.

The press swings at every pitch, we don’t have to.

There is no right way to do the wrong thing.

Dear elected officials: Trump is temporary, dishonor is forever.

Many life forms that would benefit from greater intelligence, sadly, do not have it.

I’ve spoken to my cat about this, but it doesn’t seem to do any good.

The fight for our country is always worth it. ~Kamala Harris

Republicans: slavery is when you own me. freedom is when I own you.

When you’re in more danger from the IDF than from Russian shelling, that’s really bad.

I see no possible difficulties whatsoever with this fool-proof plan.

“In the future, this lab will be a museum. do not touch it.”

Compromise? There is no middle ground between a firefighter and an arsonist.

We cannot abandon the truth and remain a free nation.

’Where will you hide, Roberts, the laws all being flat?’

Sadly, media malpractice has become standard practice.

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  1. 1.

    yet another jeff

    To borrow from the other thread….

    Nancy Pelosi
    sugar cave

    Wow…that’s twisted in serif font…

  10. 10.

    Perry Como

    yet another jeff Says:

    Um…I don’t think speculums go in there…am I wrong?

    Of course they do. How else would you choose Congressional pages?

  13. 13.

    Clever

    Michelle Malkin’s entry [possibly]:

    “Nancy Pelosi mimes the amount of aid to terrorists and baby-munching extremists now that she will be majority leader.”

    My entry:
    “Unliiiimmiiittteeeed POOOWERRRRR!!”
    OR
    “INVISIBLE SANDWICH!”

    [ LGT inspiration ]

  20. 20.

    Jon

    “It won’t be eeeeeeeasy….Youuuu’ll think it strange…”

    (crickets chirping)

    What, no Lloyd Webber fans?

  25. 25.

    Perry Como

    “Gay abortions are now…mandatory!”

    I’m going an abortion bar and have a few dozen abortions to celebrate. For the anti-GOP, it’s who we are it’s what we do.

  27. 27.

    tBone

    I’m going an abortion bar and have a few dozen abortions to celebrate. For the anti-GOP, it’s who we are it’s what we do.

    The House was called for the Dems hours ago – why hasn’t anyone forced me to get an abortion or marry a dude yet? They need to get cracking on their legislative agenda.

  29. 29.

    Perry Como

    I blame Pelosi.

    It’s obvious that all the problems in Iraq are Pelosi’s fault. If it wasn’t for the historically insignificant House shift tonight, we would win in Iraq.

  31. 31.

    SmilingPolitely

    Get the lube out, Cheney, ’cause the Feds are going to be coming after your squishy ass with a 5-ton dong real soon…

  33. 33.

    tBone

    If it wasn’t for the historically insignificant House shift tonight, we would win in Iraq.

    I still can’t believe the moonbats won. Why does America hate America?

  34. 34.

    Perry Como

    ffs, now we hear Gillespie and Mehlman talking about bipartisanship. Really? Seriously?

    The boon and bane of the Democrats is that they play fair.

  36. 36.

    Jon H

    “Um…I don’t think speculums go in there…am I wrong?”

    I believe they do, for instance when they need to crank your butt open so they can shoot your prostate full of anesthetic before surgery.

  38. 38.

    The Other Steve

    This wave has been absolutely huge.

    In Minnesota, the Democrats picked up 6 state senate seats and 19 state house seats. They were already in control of the senate, but not only did they pick up the house, they now have over 60% of the seats in both chambers.

    Although the votes are close in the Governors race, it looks like our incumbent Republican might win.

    Tim Walz kicked ass down in the 1st! Oh my God!

    Too bad we also elected Katherine Harris’ clone. :-(

    But Klobuchar kicked some ass.

    And the Democrats swept the Attorney General, Secretary of State and State Auditor races.

    Now we just watch the Democrats to pick up the last 3 senate seats… Webb, Mcaskill and Tester.

  39. 39.

    The Other Steve

    Speaker Pelosi has a nice ring to it.

    You know, back when she was running for minority leader, I was more in favor of Ford. But Ford has been utterly incompetent in his campaign in Tennessee, pretending to be a Republican. Pelosi on the other hand has turned out to be intelligent, fair and very moderate in her style.

    I’m glad I was wrong.

  40. 40.

    tBone

    The boon and bane of the Democrats is that they play fair.

    Tell that to all of the Blastocyst-Americans who are going to be brutally murdered as a result of this “victory,” moonbat.

  41. 41.

    Tom in Texas

    So Talent has conceded in MO. Webb looks like he got VA (barring a recount). That leaves MT, where Tester is kicking ass. What an unbelievable rout.

  42. 42.

    Andrew

    From the Va SBoE:

    Office: U.S. Senate
    Precincts Reporting: 2434 of 2443 (99.63%)
    Registered Voters: 4,555,672 Total Voting: 2,354,634 Voter Turnout: 51.69 %
    Candidates Party Vote Totals Percentage
    J H Webb Jr Democratic 1,167,053 49.56%
    G F Allen Republican 1,159,238 49.23%
    G G Parker Independent Green 26,024 1.11%

    I like! I want to make sexy time liquid explosion!

    Except what the FUCKING HELL is wrong with any ass fuck retard gibbering idiot voting “Green”???

  43. 43.

    Perry Como

    So Talent has conceded in MO. Webb looks like he got VA (barring a recount). That leaves MT, where Tester is kicking ass. What an unbelievable rout.

    That’s what you think, you Commie-Pinko-Liberal lover. This is all a plan to demoralize the DemocRATS. Even though they may “win”, they will lose.

  45. 45.

    The Other Steve

    Except what the FUCKING HELL is wrong with any ass fuck retard gibbering idiot voting “Green”???

    Haven’t you heard? There’s no difference between the Repubocrats and Demoblicans.

  46. 46.

    Steve

    Too bad we also elected Katherine Harris’ clone.

    From what I’m gathering, Patty Wetterling just ran an awful campaign. It seems like she banked an awful lot on attacking Bachmann from the RIGHT, if you can even imagine, trying to portray her as a tax raiser who’s soft on sex offenders. In the middle of a Democratic wave, adopting Republican frames doesn’t seem like the smartest choice. It’s a shame, because Bachmann is way, way out there.

  49. 49.

    Perry Como

    Hey, What happened to Darrell?

    We’re hanging out throwing meth in trash and giving each other non-gay massages. Nights like tonight are why Democrats can’t win elections.

  50. 50.

    Dave

    Pelosi on the other hand has turned out to be intelligent, fair and very moderate in her style.

    I’m glad I was wrong.

    Being a San Francisco resident I can say this with certainty. A lot of my brethren consider her too conservative.

  51. 51.

    Dave

    So Talent has conceded in MO. Webb looks like he got VA (barring a recount). That leaves MT, where Tester is kicking ass. What an unbelievable rout.

    There will be a recount paid for by the state if Allen wants it if Webb doesn’t win by around 11,000 votes.

  53. 53.

    EGC3

    As the world breathes a collective sigh of relief and joins me in reveling at you bunch of crack head bush butt suckers go down to such a humiliating defeat, I hope you will apologize to all good and intelligent Americans for all of the problems you have caused.

    Time to close down the site and join Ted Haggard for a mouthful of delicious penis.

    You had it coming. Eat butt.

  54. 54.

    The Other Steve

    From what I’m gathering, Patty Wetterling just ran an awful campaign. It seems like she banked an awful lot on attacking Bachmann from the RIGHT, if you can even imagine, trying to portray her as a tax raiser who’s soft on sex offenders. In the middle of a Democratic wave, adopting Republican frames doesn’t seem like the smartest choice. It’s a shame, because Bachmann is way, way out there.

    I don’t think Wetterling ever understood why she wanted to run. She wanted to win, I guess.

    Tim Walz in the first wanted to do something to fix the mess in Iraq. As such, he knew how to differentiate himself form Gullible Gil.

  55. 55.

    Steve

    Being a San Francisco resident I can say this with certainty. A lot of my brethren consider her too conservative.

    If Pelosi is going to be successful as a leader, she’s going to have to maintain a coalition between the liberals and the moderate Dems. No matter how personally liberal she is, there’s no way she can push any kind of extreme liberal agenda and expect to get anywhere. She’s been very good at keeping the caucus together in the minority, so I have to think she’ll keep that up.

  57. 57.

    Steve

    I don’t think Wetterling ever understood why she wanted to run. She wanted to win, I guess.

    I’m just happy she stood down from the Senate race. Seems like we got a nice upgrade from the loopy Dayton, although of course, Paul Wellstone is nowhere in sight.

  60. 60.

    The Other Steve

    I’m just happy she stood down from the Senate race. Seems like we got a nice upgrade from the loopy Dayton, although of course, Paul Wellstone is nowhere in sight.

    You have no idea how grateful I am that Dayton is gone. I can’t imagine a worst Senator.

    Next we take out Mayor Quimby in ’08. I don’t know if Franken is going to run or not, but I think the fact that he helped out Walz in the 1st is going to give him a lot of mojo.

  62. 62.

    tBone

    No matter how personally liberal she is, there’s no way she can push any kind of extreme liberal agenda and expect to get anywhere.

    She’s a Democrat. By definition, her agenda is extremely liberal. It’s crawling with the extreme liberal cooties. And those cooties are covered in smaller, liberal extemist mini-cooties.

    You really should be watching more Fox News.

  64. 64.

    g-rant

    C’mon it’s not even midnight for us in the PST. Party all night! Wow this is fun. So this is what it’s like for Dems to do well…

  65. 65.

    Perry Como

    So this is what it’s like for Dems to do well…

    If by well, you mean:

    – I’ve already been gay married
    – I’ve already had 42 abortions
    – I’ve already had thousands of illegal immigrants take my job

    See what you’ve done? It’s not even the first 100 hours and you Dems have already forced your illegal-gay-abortion agenda on me.

  66. 66.

    g-rant

    See what you’ve done? It’s not even the first 100 hours and you Dems have already forced your illegal-gay-abortion agenda on me.

    At least your bed isn’t covered in Santorum. See, he lost…tee hee.

  69. 69.

    DonkeyKong

    Aeschylus wrote: “In our sleep, pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom through the awful grace of God.” -Robert Kennedy

    On a sober note, lets all hope this is true.

    Sleep well, because we truly awake tommorrow.

  70. 70.

    Dave

    If Pelosi is going to be successful as a leader, she’s going to have to maintain a coalition between the liberals and the moderate Dems. No matter how personally liberal she is, there’s no way she can push any kind of extreme liberal agenda and expect to get anywhere. She’s been very good at keeping the caucus together in the minority, so I have to think she’ll keep that up.

    Totally agree, I see no reason why she won’t. Of course I’m more to the right of my friends, which I suppose still makes me pretty liberal :)

  71. 71.

    scs

    Oh gawd- we are going to see a lot of that annoying lady in the next few years. The Dems aren’t too bad- it’s just the people they pick for leaders- Pilosi, Kerry, Reid, Murtha,(who wants to put a rapid reaction force for the Middle East in Korea) Gephardt, Gore, Kennedy – a bunch of, shall we say in Reid’s words, “LOOOOSERS”. I HOPE, HOPE they put better peopla up there now that a bunch of more moderate new Dems have been elected. Better to have DiFi, even Boxer, Shumer, Clinton, Biden, Obama – anyone else but the current top dogs. Otherwise I have much confidence that the people will come to their senses and put the Republicans back in power after two short years. Enjoy your victory Dems while it lasts, for it may not last long.

  73. 73.

    Baby Jane

    Redstate has figured out why the Republicans lost everything to the Decocrats: Because the Republicans have been acting too much like Democrats.

    [Cue the Keystone Kops footage. If we have anything with a revolving door, go with that.]

  74. 74.

    Dave

    Redstate has figured out why the Republicans lost everything to the Decocrats: Because the Republicans have been acting too much like Democrats.

    In fairness that was the same mantra (Dems look too much like the GOP) at Kos when we lost the 2004 race.

    To me it shows that the middle of the roaders still decide the elections.

  75. 75.

    Dave

    Come on SCS, gimme a reason to you hate Pelosi other than she is “that lady”. Or do you just like parroting redstate rubbish

  78. 78.

    AkaDad

    No matter how personally liberal she is, there’s no way she can push any kind of extreme liberal agenda and expect to get anywhere.

    I agree. I mean who wants extreme policies like raising the minimum wage, and paying down the debt.

    What was America thinking!

  79. 79.

    Perry Como

    I mean who wants extreme policies like raising the minimum wage, and paying down the debt.

    Communist.

  81. 81.

    Baby Jane

    In fairness that was the same mantra (Dems look too much like the GOP) at Kos when we lost the 2004 race.

    They’re dumping all their failings, incompetence and other shit leftover from their reign of power into a hefty bag and labeling it Democrat.
    I don’t know what Kos’ mantra was, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t quite the same, especially considering there was no reign of power to be gettin’ shitty with.

  82. 82.

    Perry Como

    They’re dumping all their failings, incompetence and other shit leftover from their reign of power into a hefty bag and labeling it Democrat.

    If we attack Taiwan all debts won’t matter, moonbat.

  83. 83.

    Dave

    I don’t know what Kos’ mantra was, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t quite the same, especially considering there was no reign of power to be gettin’ shitty with.

    They (when I mention Kos I’m usually talking about the while site) were blaming the DLC and Dem establishment for pulling the party too far to the right. Becoming the GOP lite. Same thing really.

    Looks like there is a recount in the MT race. On that note, I’m headin’ to bed.

  84. 84.

    Baby Jane

    If we attack Taiwan all debts won’t matter, moonbat.

    My army of cloned abortions will be your doom.

  86. 86.

    matt

    I think an important distinction that’s often missed, sometimes unintentionally, sometimes intentionally, is that Kos and company don’t have a problem with moderate or even conservative democrats, their enthusiastic support for Webb, Tester, ect, as an example, what they have a problem with are democrats who they feel aren’t sufficiently partisan.

    No one at Kos ever complained about lieberman (for example) being too conservative, they complained about him going on Fox News and parroting Republican talking points.

    I think there’s an irony in the fact that the netroots gets painted as a bunch of moon bats who are pushing the party to the left, ect, when in reality, the netroots have expanded the party’s tent tenfold by embracing moderate and conservative candidates who are also fierce partisan democrats.

    Or something like that.

  87. 87.

    scs

    Come on SCS, gimme a reason to you hate Pelosi other than she is “that lady”.

    Because the only things that come out of her mouth and the rest of the Donk honchos are frogs. It’s irritating and unbecoming of supposed “leaders”.

  89. 89.

    Da Bombz Dggity

    About a couple of hours ago, CNN had a “projection” that Republicans would remain in control of senate by a one point lead. Now, the “projection” has changed to the wishful thinking on the part of the Repubs: that the Dems have not yet won, although they are leading in both races. When will the Repubs concede without a recount, just as they have asked Kerry and Gore to when they ran for president? It’s amazing how some react when the shoe is on the other foot. Just another reason as to why the Dems need control of Congress.

  90. 90.

    Dustbin Of History

    Because the only things that come out of her mouth and the rest of the Donk honchos are frogs.

    I see someone was sharing Hugh Hewitt’s bottle of Everclear.

  95. 95.

    Bombadil

    The sun does seem to be coming up a little brighter this morning.

    It’s pouring rain here, but the sun is shining brightly.

  96. 96.

    yet another jeff

    Because the only things that come out of her mouth and the rest of the Donk honchos are frogs. It’s irritating and unbecoming of supposed “leaders”.

    In this political climate, do we really want to delve into the size and shape of objects going into or coming out of politician’s mouths?

    Aside from that aspect…what the hell does that even mean? Frogs? Have you fallen prey to the liberal agenda of Dada?

  97. 97.

    Rusty Shackleford

    How is it that Tammy Duckworth lost in IL-06? In an election that was considered a referendum on Iraq and Bush’s handling thereof, how is it that a Iraq War veteran who lost both legs defeated by some generic Republican?

    I think it’s official – residents of IL-06 are the dumbest, most out-of-touch voters in America.

  99. 99.

    capelza

    “Supoena power…..ACTIVATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

    Well, this is defintiely a new morning in America. Divided governemnt is a good thing Mr. Bush.

  100. 100.

    mrmobi

    I think it’s official – residents of IL-06 are the dumbest, most out-of-touch voters in America.

    Actually, Rusty, it’s a very Republican district, and represented for many years by Henry Hyde, who led the impeachment for blowjobs against the Clenis.

    Illinois has some very red areas, and 06 is one of the reddest. We’re very backward here. We think no tax is justified, ever. Fuck you if you need government services, we’re doing just fine.

    Seriously, though, I’m disappointed. Tammy should try again, it was very close (51%-49%).

  101. 101.

    Krista

    How is it that Tammy Duckworth lost in IL-06? In an election that was considered a referendum on Iraq and Bush’s handling thereof, how is it that a Iraq War veteran who lost both legs defeated by some generic Republican?

    I’m very sad about that. I hope she doesn’t give up on politics — she seemed like a fantastic candidate.

  102. 102.

    Zifnab

    Seriously, though, I’m disappointed. Tammy should try again, it was very close (51%-49%).

    Close in a Democratic Wave year. I don’t think she’ll get this lucky twice. However, I bet that her campaign probably pushed a few other Dems over the line in other areas of Illinois, just because Dems were running Iraqi War Vets and ‘Pubs weren’t. She was campaigning for all of Illinois, and she did a solid job.

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