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You are here: Home / Politics / Republican Stupidity / Democrats Can’t Win, Republicans Can’t Govern

Democrats Can’t Win, Republicans Can’t Govern

by Tim F|  November 22, 200610:41 am| 6 Comments

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  1. 1.

    Zifnab

    November 22, 2006 at 10:48 am

    In the bottom left hand corner, I saw a link to this.

    Democrats Win
    What Next?
    By Tom Daschle

    What in the flying fuck does Tom Daschle know about Democrats winning?

  2. 2.

    chopper

    November 22, 2006 at 10:49 am

    “won’t” govern is more like it.

    what a bunch of petulant children. how much do these suckers get paid again?

  3. 3.

    chopper

    November 22, 2006 at 10:52 am

    maybe daschle thought he was told to write something about
    ‘democrats whining’. that he knows about.

  4. 4.

    Jay

    November 22, 2006 at 1:55 pm

    I suspect the “thinking” went a bit like this:

    We hate working so we’ll make the Democrats work because they must hate doing the jobs they were elected to do just as much as we do. And because it took us forever to get anything done it will take them…two times forever to get anything done and we can tell everyone how lazy they are!

    What. Ever, I’m looking forward to the squeals when a bunch of fat piggies don’t get their pork.

  5. 5.

    TenguPhule

    November 22, 2006 at 2:20 pm

    *Republicans Can’t Win, Don’t Want to Govern*

    Fixed.

  6. 6.

    Kent M

    November 22, 2006 at 7:12 pm

    What it does mean is that every whine and rant by Republicans about the hoped for and expected “bi-partisanship” of the incoming Democratic party is confirmed absolute bullshit.

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