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by John Cole|  February 22, 200710:50 am| 6 Comments

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  1. 1.

    pharniel

    February 22, 2007 at 11:49 am

    Hear about the latest kids who killed a hobo for fun and profit and are now saying violent video games did it?

    Turns out one of the kids was pretty much a system bending sociopath to start with

    I feel bad, mostly because i’m pretty sure a good thrashing or two would have had the kid scared of getting caught by authoritah that saw through him instead of authoritah he could play and use against everyone else.

  2. 2.

    pharniel

    February 22, 2007 at 11:50 am

    hey! i embeded a link! go me!

    that and apperently the ‘death tax’ really only benfits the ritch cocksuckers like mars, nordstroms and the walls…and that cuts from it will hurt programs that actually are working.
    suck tastic.

    thank you tim and john for showing me the carpet bagger though.

  3. 3.

    Pb

    February 22, 2007 at 12:22 pm

    pharniel,

    That’s no coincidence, those rich cocksuckers have been actively working towards this for some time… here’s a bit more death tax repeal history for you:

    18 families worth a total of $185.5 billion have financed and coordinated a 10-year effort to repeal the estate tax, a move that would collectively net them a windfall of $71.6 billion.
    […]
    The report profiles the families and their businesses, which include the families behind Wal-Mart, Gallo wine, Campbell’s soup, and Mars Inc., maker of M&Ms. Collectively, the list includes the first- and third-largest privately held companies in the United States, the richest family in Alabama and the world’s largest retailer

  4. 4.

    Face

    February 22, 2007 at 2:18 pm

    Looks like The Rugs want nukes, or at least highly purified fissile material by which to make coffee or run their Blackberrys.

    We’re SOOOO about to bomb their sorry misbehavin’ asses…

  5. 5.

    Richard 23

    February 22, 2007 at 5:09 pm

    The doctor is in:

    As we finish the last two years of Bush’s Presidency, we are witnessing “end stage” Bush Derangement Syndrome, which manifests itself by the histrionic and blind hatred of anything the President does or does not do.

    This “end stage” BDS–like terminal syphilis–has culminated in blindness combined with an insanity so profound, the consequences to those who suffer it–as well as to our country–will likely be quite profound, if not lethal, since they hinder and undermine this country’s ability to deal with real threats.

    Read the whole thing for your moonbat diagnosis. You’ve got syphilis!

  6. 6.

    rachel

    February 22, 2007 at 10:40 pm

    Read the whole thing for your moonbat diagnosis. You’ve got syphilis!

    TL;DR

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