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  1. 1.

    Andrew

    I feel your pain. I was illness free all winter. Now, pollen is kicking my ass.

    I’m thinking about calling in a defoliant strike on my neighborhood.

    On the other hand, the weather is perfect.

  2. 2.

    Daniel DiRito

    On Thursday Alberto Gonzales told us he is working tirelessly to be sure he has every American’s back covered…especially our children. Should the firing of six top performers make us feel better?

    I don’t know about anyone else but I’ve always been suspicious of the guy that seems to go out of his way to tell you he’s “got your back covered”.

    See a sarcastic visual that demonstrates how many Americans feel when the Attorney General reassures us that he’s got our backs covered…here:

    http://www.thoughttheater.com

  3. 3.

    p.lukasiak

    For some reason, anytime it is overcast and muggy and raining, I now get sinus headaches.

    it probably has something to do with changes in barometric pressure (although your headaches would be atypical — headaches are generally associated with higher pressure, while the weather associated with your headaches are generally found in low pressure situations.)

  5. 5.

    28 Percent

    If you do not feel good have you thought that maybe a guilty conscience is to blame? So ask yourself what have I done to make GOD angry, Lord? If you open your heart and start loving not hating and supporting treason you will find the truth that supporting abortion is WRONG and you will feel better with Jesus.

    Also, Vicks makes both a spray and an inhaler that looks like a miniature vibrator that clears you up without making you pass out.

  6. 6.

    RSA

    The weather is crappy out,

    80 degrees and sunny here in NC. I’m sometimes surprised at how much difference a couple of hundred miles makes.

  7. 7.

    Zifnab

    On Thursday Alberto Gonzales told us he is working tirelessly to be sure he has every American’s back covered…especially our children.

    Isn’t that what Mark Foley said?

  8. 8.

    Pb

    Jake,

    “The IranianAmerican people are good, honest, decent people and they’ve got a government that is belligerent, loud, noisy, threatening — a government which is in defiance of the rest of the world and says, ‘We want a nuclear weaponwar.'”

    Fixed.

  9. 9.

    Ellison, Ellensburg, Ellers, and Lambchop

    Channeling Paddy on the latest Gallup and Iraqi polls:

    Bush Approval in USA: 33%
    Democrats in Congress Approval in USA: 33%
    Al-Maliki Government Approval in Baghdad: 34%

    You’re doing a heckuva job, Washington — the Iraqi government is beating both US parties in popularity in a city that gets regular car bombs . Al-Miliki’s Iraq-wide numbers blow our guys away (54%). Perhaps Iraq can become an example to others, after all.

  10. 10.

    ThymeZone

    Perhaps Iraq can become an example to others, after all.

    Or, maybe not ….

    March 24, 2007

    IRAQI Deputy Prime Minister Salam al-Zubayi was wounded last night in a suicide bombing, only hours after Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki and UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon escaped a rocket attack.
    Mr Zubayi was rushed to a US military hospital in Baghdad after three people were killed and 10 others wounded in a double suicide and car bomb attack near the Deputy Prime Minister’s home, office and mosque close to the highly fortified Green Zone in the centre of the Iraq capital.
    Earlier, an insurgent rocket narrowly missed the Baghdad building where Mr Ban and Mr Maliki were holding a press conference to announce that the security situation in Iraq was improving.

    Mr Maliki opened the meeting by announcing that Iraq had “made huge strides on the road toward stability”, while Mr Ban, on his first trip to Iraq, was full of enthusiasm.

    “The situation in Iraq has improved,” he said, adding that he was considering increasing the UN presence in the country.

    As he was speaking, an explosion rocked the Prime Minister’s office, deep in the Green Zone.

  12. 12.

    jg

    For some reason, anytime it is overcast and muggy and raining, I now get sinus headaches

    I get that too. I think its because I took a few shots to the jaw while playing high school hockey.

  13. 13.

    Tsulagi

    Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki and UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon escaped a rocket attack.
    Mr Zubayi was rushed to a US military hospital in Baghdad after three people were killed and 10 others wounded in a double suicide and car bomb attack

    It’s just the rockets’ red glare and bombs bursting in air joyously signaling the triumphant Republican brand of democracy in Iraq is still there.

  15. 15.

    Ellison, Ellensburg, Ellers, and Lambchop

    IRAQI Deputy Prime Minister Salam al-Zubayi was wounded last night in a suicide bombing, only hours after Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki and UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon escaped a rocket attack.

    Damn 66%ers, ruining it for the 34%ers.

  17. 17.

    Pb

    Newsweek had Bush’s approval numbers at 30% nationally, but I’m sure his numbers in Washington, D.C. are far, far lower–he got 9.34% of the vote there in 2004, down from 9.47% in 2000, so his current approval in D.C. is almost certainly in the single digits.

  18. 18.

    Dug Jay

    As p.lukasiak points out above, your headaches are almost certainly related to changes in barometric pressure. However, the condition that you describe in terms of current weather strongly suggests that perhaps you should consult your doctor; sinus-related headaches would normally occur with the inverse pressures associated with weather.

  19. 19.

    The Other Steve

    Democrats in Congress Approval in USA: 33%

    Which is double approval for Republicans.

    You’re doing a heckuva job, Washington—the Iraqi government is beating both US parties in popularity in a city that gets regular car bombs . Al-Miliki’s Iraq-wide numbers blow our guys away (54%). Perhaps Iraq can become an example to others, after all.

    Gotta give him credit. He didn’t even flinch when that mortar round landed.

  21. 21.

    Jake

    he got 9.34% of the vote there in 2004, down from 9.47% in 2000

    Just because he lives here doesn’t mean we have to like our pResident.

  22. 22.

    Punchy

    Time for your Friday Morning WTF? Alert.

    Wow. Read the headline and immediately thought “epilepsy”. What’s my problem?

  23. 23.

    Punchy

    For some reason, anytime it is overcast and muggy and raining, I now get sinus headaches

    Maybe you’re a sally? I’ll put out the A.P.B. for John’s sack. It appears to be missing.

  25. 25.

    Richard 23

    It’s raining here. And it’s unusually cold. Darn you global warming!

    I see that there’s an ad for RINO Rudy in the sidebar. Fruity Giuliani? No thanks.

    GO RINOs! /sarc

    You’re doing a heckuva job, Washington—the Iraqi government is beating both US parties in popularity in a city that gets regular car bombs .

    Yeah, whatever. It’s no worse in Iraq than Detroit or Chicago.

    During an interview Monday with WILS-AM, Rep. Tim Walberg said the returning troops he has talked with “indicate to me that 80 to 85 percent, in a conservative fashion, of the country is reasonably under control, at least as well as Detroit or Chicago or any of our other big cities. That’s an encouraging sign.”

    Take that, Paddy wannabe!

  26. 26.

    Richard 23

    Newsweek had Bush’s approval numbers at 30% nationally

    The Democrat controlled congress must be doing much better than Chimpy McHitler then, right? Huh?

    27.5%? Wow, they’re really kicking ass! President Bush is on the run!

  27. 27.

    The Other Steve

    The weather is crappy out, and I feel like death because of it. For some reason, anytime it is overcast and muggy and raining, I now get sinus headaches.

    I get sinus headaches daily.

    Claritin-D is what you need.

  29. 29.

    Krista

    For some reason, anytime it is overcast and muggy and raining, I now get sinus headaches.

    I get those every time I have to drive over the mountains. Change in altitude just gives me the type of sinus headache where I feel like my teeth are going to fall out of my head. I now keep a jumbo jar of Advil Liqui-Gels in the glove compartment. They’re a godsend.

  31. 31.

    Paul L.

    Were the captured by Gitmo in uniform Shabbazz? Did they hide in civilian populations?
    Via Instapundit
    Name, Rank and Serial Number

    As currently interpreted the Geneva Conventions only apply to individuals bent on destroying America. Individuals who blow up elementary schools, kidnap children, attack churches and mosques, kill invalids in wheelchairs, plan attacks on skyscrapers in New York, behead journalists, detonate car bombs with children to camouflage their crime, or board jetliners with explosive shoes — all while wearing mufti or even women’s clothing — these are all considered “freedom fighters” of the most principled kind. They and they alone enjoy the protections of the Geneva Convention. As to Americans like Tucker and Menchaca or Israeli Gilad Shalit — or these fifteen British sailors for that matter, it is a case of “what Geneva Convention?”

  32. 32.

    Otto Man

    I get this too, and it’s brutal. You can really relieve the pressure by rubbing your thumbs in three lines across your face — from the bridge of your nose out along the eyebrows, from the same spot underneath your eyes, and then finally from the same spot down the side of your nose. Trust me.

  33. 33.

    Shabbazz

    Were the captured by Gitmo in uniform Shabbazz? Did they hide in civilian populations?

    And you still don’t get it. When we set the precedent of interpreting the Geneva Convention as we see fit, we open the doors for everyone-else and their brother to do the same when our guys are captured.

    Which one of these holds more water:

    “We hope that Nation XYZ treats our captured troops just as humanely as we have treated all of our prisoners of war. The United States has a long history of maintaining the human rights of every citizen of planet Earth, even our enemies, and we expect other nations to do the same.”

    –or–

    “We hope that Nation XYZ treats our captured troops just as humanely as we treat everyone captured on the battlefield in uniform who fits into category B of the Tortured Logic clause which prohibits ‘severe interrogation methods’ on Sundays and Wednesdays depending on the amount of information they may or may not be able to provide to the interrogators who may or may not be properly trained to deal with such a situation”

  34. 34.

    Paul L.

    When we set the precedent of interpreting the Geneva Convention as we see fit, we open the doors for everyone-else and their brother to do the same when our guys are captured.

    Tell it to the Vietman/First Gulf war POWs.
    You just want to give Geneva Convention/US Constitutional protections to everybody. So a terrorist can completely disreguard the them and still enjoy the benefits of them.

    This comment by Dale Franks says it all about the Geneva Conventions and Terrorists.

    “As for the Geneva Conventions, it seems to me like Hamdan consituted a direct disagreement with your point of view. ”

    And Congress just overturned that decision, and told the Court to but[t] out. One of the reasons why…well, You quoted this bit, but apparently, didn’t catch it:

    They shall furthermore be bound by the Convention in relation to the said Power, if the latter accepts and applies the provisions thereof.

    If the party does NOT accept and apply the conventions, the other parties are not bound by them. Convention protections are reciprocal.

    So much for that argument.”

  35. 35.

    Paul L.

    World Sympathy and $1.98 Will Buy You a Venti Coffee

    A reader responds to an earlier reader :

    [The earlier reader writes:] “If country X doesn’t torture people and its people are captured by country Y which tortures them, country X will have more sympathy from the world, and consequently there will be more pressure on country Y, than if country X does torture people.”

    Let’s say Country X is the United States, and Country Y is North Korea or North Vietnam. What EXACTLY was the practical benefit to the United States
    during the Korean and Vietnam wars of this “sympathy from the world” when North Korea and North Vietnam tortured our prisoners? ZERO! In fact, liberals around the world denied that our guys were being tortured, or said our guys had it coming. And what EXACTLY did we gain from this supposed “pressure” from the world on North Korea and North Vietnam? NOTHING! This “pressure” did not shorten either war by one day, move us any closer to our goals, or even significantly ease the plight of our prisoners.

    In real life, as we have seen many times, things will turn out precisely the opposite from what this writer argues. The actual “world sympathy” will be for poor little Country Y, and the actual pressure will be against Country X to stop its genocidal, unprovoked imperialist aggression against innocent Country Y.

  36. 36.

    Shabbazz

    Tell it to the Vietman/First Gulf war POWs.
    You just want to give Geneva Convention/US Constitutional protections to everybody. So a terrorist can completely disreguard the them and still enjoy the benefits of them.

    And you still don’t get it. That’s why they are our enemy. They are our enemies because they torture people and have no regard for human life. They kill kids, use human shields and every other deplorable method of destruction. That’s why they are our enemies.

    They are our enemies. Our polar opposite — because we are the good guys. They cut people’s heads off — we do not! They target civilians — we do not! They torture their prisoners — we…well? Once upon a time, any conservative worth his salt would argue that we respect human rights across the board — because we’re the good guys.

    The fact that terrorists\insurgents\whoever are a legal loophole in the Geneva Convention is not a reason to classify them as less than human. It is an opportunity to show the rest of the world that all that rhetoric about Truth and Justice isn’t just a bag of hot air. To lead by example rather than taking cues from our enemies.

    But, these days, all I can do is shake my head when I see my fellow countryman arguing that we must become our enemy in order to defeat them.

    Seriously — which side are you on, here?

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