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Passover/NCAA Thread

by Tim F|  April 2, 20077:43 pm| 10 Comments

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If Pitt makes the Final Four next year, dayenu.

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  1. 1.

    dan

    April 2, 2007 at 7:46 pm

    Hail to Pitt!

  2. 2.

    Paul Wartenberg

    April 2, 2007 at 11:29 pm

    It’s great to be a Florida Gator.

    ;)

  3. 3.

    Jack Roy

    April 3, 2007 at 10:49 am

    I think it’s supposed to be “Next year in Jerusalem,” not “Next year in the Semis.”

  4. 4.

    Tim F.

    April 3, 2007 at 11:11 am

    I think it’s supposed to be “Next year in Jerusalem,” not “Next year in the Semis.”

    You must be using a different haggadah.

  5. 5.

    chopper

    April 3, 2007 at 11:17 am

    made more homemade matzot this year. always a fun time.

  6. 6.

    Joel

    April 3, 2007 at 11:30 am

    How many players from the Florida and OSU teams will be in the NBA next year? I’m saying six.

  7. 7.

    Steve

    April 3, 2007 at 12:47 pm

    My 7-month old daughter won the office pool. I’m going to buy her a stuffed gator.

  8. 8.

    Darrel, D'Souza, Delay and Strauss

    April 3, 2007 at 12:53 pm

    Boring thread. I guess John and Tim shot their wad with 6 posts yesterday.

  9. 9.

    Jimmmm

    April 3, 2007 at 1:47 pm

    Mets 2-0.

    162-0, bitches!

    Florida: First-rate revenue sports; second-rate academics. Yawn!

  10. 10.

    Pooh

    April 3, 2007 at 2:06 pm

    How many players from the Florida and OSU teams will be in the NBA next year? I’m saying six.

    Five. Noah, Horford, Brewer, Richard, and Oden. Though maybe Conley and Humphrey as well.

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