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Friendly Fire

by Tim F|  April 4, 20079:20 am| 11 Comments

This post is in: Republican Stupidity

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Mister president, please stop punching yourself.

***Update***

And again, and again, and again, and again, and again. Our president is an assault rifle on full auto, aimed at himself.

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  1. 1.

    rachel

    April 4, 2007 at 9:32 am

    I’m getting whiplash from watching all the party-based 180s these guys keep doing.

  2. 2.

    Pb

    April 4, 2007 at 9:38 am

    Fact Check Redux
    by hilzoy

    I can’t imagine what we did to deserve the level of dishonesty this administration has been throwing at us

    You must be new here. Welcome to America, macaca, or whatever your name is.

  3. 3.

    ThymeZone

    April 4, 2007 at 10:57 am

    The Joke Government still has two more years, folks.

    Fasten your safety belts and wear your helmets.

    Today’s Terror Threat Level is Orange! (HIGH)

  4. 4.

    ThymeZone

    April 4, 2007 at 11:00 am

    All Americans should continue to be vigilant, take notice of their surroundings, and report suspicious items or activities to local authorities immediately.

    From today’s Department of Homeland Security press release.

    Does the crap going on in the White House count as a suspicious activity?

  5. 5.

    canuckistani

    April 4, 2007 at 11:50 am

    All Americans should continue to be vigilant, take notice of their surroundings, and report suspicious items or activities to local authorities immediately.

    There’s this scary guy hanging around in the bushes at the White House. Call the SWAT team. Tell them to shoot to kill.

  6. 6.

    Tsulagi

    April 4, 2007 at 11:50 am

    Today’s Terror Threat Level is Orange!

    How many billions poured into Homeland Security? What do we have to show for it? Color-coded days, petting zoos in Indiana protected from terrorist attack, and “Nobody could ever have imagined the levees breaking.”

    Yep, 9/11 changed everything.

  7. 7.

    ConservativelyLiberal

    April 4, 2007 at 1:03 pm

    Remember folks, only Democrats can harm our nation. Republicans only do what is ‘right’. Therefore, it stands to reason that if the right is always right, the left must be wrong. Remember, black & white, got it?

  8. 8.

    Chad N. Freude

    April 4, 2007 at 2:58 pm

    Mister president, please stop punching yourself.

    While it’s true that even his punctuation marks are lies, none of the fact checking and analysis has any effect on the “base”, and, being a professional pessimist, I don’t think it has much effect on most of the 72%. The pres speaks on TV with an audience of millions, and the fact checkers post to blogs; blogs that are generally not looked at by anybody but the already convinced. Please, Somebody refute this analysis and give me some hope.

  9. 9.

    Zombie Santa Claus

    April 4, 2007 at 3:34 pm

    Our president is an assault rifle on full auto, aimed at himself.

    Not to mention the rest of us, too.

  10. 10.

    Dreggas

    April 4, 2007 at 4:10 pm

    How many billions poured into Homeland Security? What do we have to show for it? Color-coded days

    I have often wondered if it’s not just a color coded billboard being controlled by admin flunkies playing Simon with a few extra buttons added just to make it harder

  11. 11.

    Jake

    April 4, 2007 at 5:45 pm

    The general threat level has been yellow (orange for flights) for about…forever.

    For a while the DC’s Metro ran announcements telling people to be on the look out for suspicious activity or people. Sure. In a public transportation system in a large urban area it’s reeaaal easy to pick out the suspicious folks. Just take the entire train.

    They don’t run those announcements any more.

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