Now we know why they had to interview together for the 9/11 Commission.
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Now we know why they had to interview together for the 9/11 Commission.
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blackfrancis
don’t you have to be behind muppets to make them work?
dick cheney is an evil genius.
neil
Clinton did it too.
rachel
Ah! Mommy! There’s something creepy in the garden!
John S.
The Lurker-in-Chief looks on while the Decider-in-Chief
gives a press conferencelies out his ass.Pb
So now Cheney is in walkie-talkie range of Bush’s earpiece, is that it?
Buck
“Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
I’ll be watching you”
JoeTx
Cheney (speaking into GW’s remote mic): Dumbass, now many times do I have to tell you, its NUCLEAR, not nu cu lar
Faux News
The original CSPAN video (via wonkette) is outstanding:
http://wonkette.com/politics/dick-cheney/dick-cheney-coming-from-inside-the-house-249370.php
jenniebee
I don’t think LoS will work. That’s a linked pull. The question is, which is the boss and which is the add?
Jeff
What’s even creepier is five seconds after they cut the camera, Jeff Gannon’s bald head popped up from behind the bushes.
Jeff
Cheney’s GOOD….I can’t even see the strings!
coomaraswamee
Ouch, Ahmadinejad 1, Bush 0…if we can even give Bush the zero.
Releasing the British prisoners has really framed an already a horrible situation.
Cheney etc…..may be….war………criminals?
Jake
Yes, yes my precious. Lie. Lie like a little bitch. [fap fap fap.]
Zifnab
Hehe. Cheney likes to watch.
I’m waiting for someone to photoshop him into the doorway of the Lincoln Bedroom.
Tom Gellhaus
Jenniebee, you have to ask ? hover your mouse over the picture – I see the following: Dick Cheney (Boss ?? Elite). GWB is the warrior add. And yes, Miers, Gonzalez, Yoo, etc. are the trash mobs.
Fed up!
“The Dark Lord Cheney looks on.”
jenniebee
zomg no way – he’s not a warrior, he’s a cheesy ret pally who can’t keep his seals and judgements straight. All he knows is inc holy damage oh noes! I’m in trouble! Bubble-Hearth.
Cyrus
You bastard. Here I am on deadline, trying to work, and you’re making me crack up laughing? And I’m supposed to be writing about a dead girl?
In other words, POTD.
ThymeZone
I can’t top Bucks post.
jenniebee
ZOMG I’ve got it – it’s just like DM North. OT Bush while you dps down Cheney, then you get to be the king!
demimondian
Technology has improved since the 2004 debates.
Perry Como
Chain banish Bush and kite Cheney. It’s an endurance fight.
RSA
“That should be me up there.”
This is one of the funniest political photos I’ve seen, next to Bush’s bathroom note. What’s up with Cheney? Stalker, Waldo, man with a weak bladder? If I had the time, I’d make a pop-up book out of such pictures.
Perry Como
Oh, and watch out for Cheney’s Cloud of Mendacity. It’s an AoE that crits hard.
Tsulagi
Just in case he’s forgotten in the past 30 seconds, Cheney’s mind-beaming “Who’s your Daddy now?” to his brat.
jenniebee
Barney = Magdamar. Insert flaming poo joke here.
Dreggas
“Two there should be; no more, no less. One to embody power, the other to crave it.”
―Darth Bane
“Always two there are. No more, no less. A Master and an apprentice.”
―Yoda
canuckistani
I kinda thought it looked like an outtake from Day of the Jackal. Especially since we know Cheney is a psychopath who once shot a man just to watch him die.
Krista
Funny. I hadn’t looked at this thread yet, and when I opened it up and that picture showed up on my screen, my coffee iced over.
jcricket
Bert is EVIL! Evil I tell you.
on the clam flats
“The pretty fellows you speak of, I own entertain me sometimes, but is it impossible to be diverted with what one despises? I can laugh at a puppet show, at the same time I know there is nothing in it worth my attention or regard.” Mary Wortley, Lady Montagu (1689–1762)
over_educated
Does balloon-juice have an active guild on one of the servers? If not, it should… I would pay money to gank Darrell.
Grrr
“It does what it’s told or else it chokes on the pretzel again…yes precious it *will* get the pretzel.”
ConservativelyLiberal
Pb Says:
Chimpy McChimpenheimer is old technology, he is operated via infrared remote. Everyone knows you have to be facing the unit to control it properly…
Rome Again
“Why couldn’t 41 have picked ME for that position?”
Bubblegum Tate
Cheney is apparently auditioning for the role of “The Shape” (aka Michael Myers) in Halloween.
DougJ
Just be thankful that you can’t see what Cheney’s hands are doing down there while he watches.
carpeicthus
Pool photographers dream of setups like that. Great shot.
Fwiffo
This is the strangest presidential photo since that giant swamp rabbit attacked Jimmy Carter.
space_Litter
One wrong move, one wrong word and it’s BLAM, just like that idiot lawyer in Texas.
Unamuno
Cheney thinks: “I really should have been president by now.”
JoeTx
Cheney is getting pretty good, I can’t even see his lips moving!
Richard 23
“I wish I knew how to quit you….”
Dreggas
One that has been missed but should be stated:
In best Mr. Burns Voice: “Excellent…”
Chris
“I wish I knew how to quit you” indeed. hehe.
Tricky Dick II better be careful in that brush. A lesser hunter might mistake the rustling for a quail bout to take flight, wheel round and pull, emptying two shells in a man’s face.
Now if that dumbass “hunter” was an old fucker on about 7 pills an hour to keep him ticking over, and one who was dumb enough to suggest air dropping the 82nd way over in the western arabic desert all on their own during Gulf I, because he’d been watching Ken Burns Civil War docs and fancied himself Lincoln trying to clear out the McLellans – that man would guar-an-fucking-tee shoot a man in the face first, and ask questions later.
And then make him apologize for being in the way of some birdshot.
Formerly Wu
Between this and Scary Hilary, today has been a good day for awesome possum political photography.
http://www.boingboing.net/2007/04/04/scary_hillary_clinto.html
Jon H
“Put the fucking lotion in the basket, George”
Jon H
That’s right, boy, say it just like I taught ya. Good boy. No, dammit, say it RIGHT.
Jon H
“Chimpy McChimpenheimer is old technology, he is operated via infrared remote. Everyone knows you have to be facing the unit to control it properly…”
Older than that, it’s an old-fashioned ultrasonic clicker.
That’s why Bush sometimes freaks out or stutters when you jingle your keys.
Jon H
I WILL NOT BE IGNORED, GEORGIE!!!
Oh man, somebody go check on the dog.
Jon H
Actually, I bet Cheney is standing back there with one of those big box plunger detonators, in case Bush says the wrong thing.
scarshapedstar
Okay, this remix on YouTube tops them all.
Krista
Oh barf…
Chuck Butcher
“Fuck this up and I will shoot you in the face.”
Poopyman
“Cheney mind-beams the words to the President. But Dubya unfortunately channels the lamppost.”
lard lad
“Man, I should NOT have done lunch at Taco Bell today. Phew!”
MaryS-NJ
Cheney: “Wish I’d used Preparation H.”