Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

This has so much WTF written all over it that it is hard to comprehend.

Hey Washington Post, “Democracy Dies in Darkness” is supposed to be a warning, not a mission statement.

The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand.

Compromise? There is no middle ground between a firefighter and an arsonist.

The gop is a fucking disgrace.

Pelosi: “He either is stupid, or he thinks the rest of us are.” Why not both?

“Jesus paying for the sins of everyone is an insult to those who paid for their own sins.”

Speaker Mike Johnson is a vile traitor to the House and the Constitution.

The party of Reagan has become the party of Putin.

Bad people in a position to do bad things will do bad things because they are bad people. End of story.

No one could have predicted…

There is no compromise when it comes to body autonomy. You either have it or you don’t.

Let me file that under fuck it.

I’m more christian than these people and i’m an atheist.

Following reporting rules is only for the little people, apparently.

If marriage is the equivalent of selling yourself into slavery, women with self respect should reject the offer.

Since when do we limit our critiques to things we could do better ourselves?

The line between political reporting and fan fiction continues to blur.

Accused of treason; bitches about the ratings. I am in awe.

Motown is Joe-Town!

This chaos was totally avoidable.

There are no moderate republicans – only extremists and cowards.

Dear media: perhaps we ought to let Donald Trump speak for himself!

The cruelty is the point; the law be damned.

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A Wayne Township volunteer firefighter is scheduled to appear Thursday in Mason Municipal Court on drunken driving and other charges after he was found wearing a woman’s blond wig and bikini in a public park.

Steven S. Cole, 46, Waynesville, was arrested about 5 p.m. Tuesday at Heritage Oak Park off U.S. 42 after Mason police received a report of an intoxicated man. Cole was charged with drunken driving, having an open container, public indecency and disorderly conduct.

Steven S. Cole is shown in a police photograph as he appeared when he was arrested in a public park.

Although I will say that I, too, have had some embarassing nights. But nothing quite like THAT.

*** Update ***

If this picture had a soundtrack, what song would it be?

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  1. 1.

    Rome Again

    Gee, I would have never known if you hadn’t brought it up.

    I’d never think THAT sort of thing about you, John, really!

  4. 4.

    SomeCallMeTim

    Here’s an easy measure of how far the country has (or at least I have) moved on some issues: to me, the most embarrassing thing about the described episode is his pot belly. Dude, know yourself, and show some class: one piece.

  5. 5.

    Rome Again

    Here’s an easy measure of how far the country has (or at least I have) moved on some issues: to me, the most embarrassing thing about the described episode is his pot belly. Dude, know yourself, and show some class: one piece.

    Agreed.

  8. 8.

    canuckistani

    Geez, you’re pretty quick with the denial there John. In fact you issued the denial before you were even accused. Now I’m no lawyer, but that sure smells like guilt to me. Why do you hate the traditional family?

  11. 11.

    Jake

    He’s a very good-looking not much of a man/by the light of the day/but at night he’s one hell of a luvva.

    Fixed.

  12. 12.

    RSA

    public indecency

    Hmmph. Blatant discrimination against pot-bellied male firefighters. (Semi-seriously, didn’t they think there were enough charges against him? As ludicrous as I find his get-up, I don’t think it’s indecent.)

  13. 13.

    Jill

    I don’t think Steven Cole is embarrassed. If he was he wouldn’t have posed with his hands behind his back.

  16. 16.

    Punchy

    What’s that stuffed in his top…oranges?

    Good luck fighting fires, buddy. Firemen wont forget this. He needs to move…far, far away.

  17. 17.

    Tsulagi

    As ludicrous as I find his get-up, I don’t think it’s indecent.

    You can look at that picture and make that claim? Actually, reading the linked story there was some mention of him playing with himself in a public park.

    Republicans are getting weird. Must be Rapture fever.

  18. 18.

    Rome Again

    I don’t think Steven Cole is embarrassed. If he was he wouldn’t have posed with his hands behind his back.

    His arms appear to be positioned in such a way to indicate he was handcuffed, at least to me it appears so.

  19. 19.

    John Cole

    I tihnk my favorite thing is the look on his face:

    “Yeah. So I am drunk in a wig and a bikini? You got a problem with that, copper?”

  20. 20.

    Primer Gray

    Betcha that picture’s going on his myspace page.

    Tsulagi…ah, ok. At least there’s a reason for the indecent exposure, other than it being a fashion crime. Public masturbation…*sigh* Sure, screw it up for all the other firefighter/transvestites.

    SomeCallMeTim…yeah, definitely shouldn’t have chosen the bikini, and that shade of blonde is all wrong for the skin tone.

  21. 21.

    Rome Again

    “Yeah. So I am drunk in a wig and a bikini? You got a problem with that, copper?”

    You sure he’s not a distant cousin, John? LMAO

    While I have distant cousins all over the world, I understand West Virginians might have distant cousins over the mountain. (ooooh, that was bad, sorry).

  22. 22.

    RSA

    You can look at that picture and make that claim?

    Well, I should have mentioned that I grew up in San Francisco, so it might be that my standards for public decency are different from those in the heartland. And you’re right–I’d missed the part about his playing with himself in the park.

  25. 25.

    Punchy

    I understand West Virginians might have distant first cousins over the mountain other side of the alter.

    Fixed.

  26. 26.

    Robert

    Song?

    Am I the only one who thought of ‘I Enjoy Being a Girl’?

    Of course, the lyric would have to change to
    “I lurk in the public loo for hours
    With a pound and a half of cream upon . . .”
    no, wait, I can’t even bring myself to finish that line.

    Apparently, unlike Mr. Happy above, I am not entirely lost to shame.

  27. 27.

    cleek

    If this picture had a soundtrack, what song would it be?

    Lola
    Dude Looks Like a Lady
    Take A Walk On The Wild Side
    Never Been To Be

  28. 28.

    canuckistani

    Fine Young Cannibals – I’m Not The Man I Used To Be

    or

    Andre 3000 – Behold a Lady

    or

    Queen – I Want to Break Free

    but not

    Was Not Was – Dad, I’m in Jail

  29. 29.

    Pooh

    If this picture had a soundtrack, what song would it be?

    Bootylicious? (He don’t think you ready, for this jelly…)

  30. 30.

    S.W. Anderson

    Bet he’s going to hate himself for a lot of mornings after.

    “If this picture had a soundtrack, what song would it be?”

    “What Kind of Fool Am I?” from “Camelot.”

  33. 33.

    Jake

    If this picture had a soundtrack, what song would it be?

    Itsy bitsy teeny weenie scary way too small bikini…

    And isn’t there a song about being the Queen of Denial?

  36. 36.

    Bubblegum Tate

    If this picture had a soundtrack, what song would it be?

    “Girlie Had a Mustache”–DJ Jazzy Jeff & Fresh Prince

  38. 38.

    Rome Again

    I was thinking Prince, Pussy Control.

    I swear if I had something in my mouth, I would have spit. Two (2) points!

  39. 39.

    Krista

    You know, I didn’t read it closely at first and thought he was just drunk and disorderly, and felt bad for him. Who among us hasn’t done something collossaly stupid (but it seemed like such a GREAT idea at the time)? But that was before I scrolled back up and saw that one of the charges was drunken driving. Complete and utter public humiliation is no less than what he deserves.

  40. 40.

    RSA

    “Karma Chameleon”, Culture Club. He could at least hope for the line, “I’m a man without conviction. . .”

  44. 44.

    Meatball55

    That looks like Graham Greene from the “Red Green show” or maybe Bill Richardson

  45. 45.

    The Other Steve

    Steven S. Cole = Darrell?

    Food for thought so to speak.

    Has Darrell posted since Tuesday?

    You may be onto something.

  47. 47.

    Richard 23

    If this song had a soundtrack, the theme would definitely be “The Crying Game.” That was too easy!

  48. 48.

    RandyH

    The song that comes to mind when I see that picture would have to be
    “West Side Story – I Feel Pretty.”
    Here’s a sampling from the Lyrics:

    I feel pretty
    Oh so pretty
    I feel pretty and witty and gay
    And I pity
    Any girl who isn’t me today
    I feel charming
    Oh so charming
    It’s alarming how charming I feel
    And so pretty
    That I hardly can believe I’m real

  53. 53.

    tBone

    “300” Wait, that’s a movie, not a soundtrack.

    Xerxes commands you to tell him where you got those fabulous flip-flops, mortal.

  55. 55.

    Jake

    AkaDad Says:

    Steven Cole is making me question my sexuality…

    You ain’t the only one. Guys in banana hammocks are bad. Blubbery guys in skimpy swimwear are an argument for male burqa. Not that Mr. Cole seems to have much in his hammock. (Chalk that up to cold WVa nights?) But the stripes and the top framing the flab combine to make what would merely be laughable a non-stop shudderthon. I can’t decide if the fact he appears to have shaved his belly makes it better or worse. I also can’t look at the photo for more than five picoseconds without reaching for the bleach.

  59. 59.

    CaseyL

    It looks like he got a bikini wax – but didn’t shave his legs. What’s up with that?

    Song: “Sweet Transvestite from Transylvaniaaaa”

  60. 60.

    Chad N. Freude

    Am I the only one who thought of ‘I Enjoy Being a Girl’?

    OMIGOD! That song is so politically incorrect! And I thought I was the last living Pat Suzuki fan on the planet!

  62. 62.

    Newport 9

    How about “I’m Too Sexy” by Right Said Fred?

    By golly, he even looks like a member of Right Said Fred.

    “I’m too sexy for Milan
    Too sexy for Milan, New York and Japan”

  67. 67.

    Captain Avatar

    Dire Straits: Les Boys

    I loved that record. I used to read Douglas Adams when in was in high school, and he was always pimping Mark Knopfler, so I went hunting for his stuff at the record store and I was not disappointed.

    But my suggestion would be Lola by The Kinks.

    Cause girls will be boys, and boys will be girls, it’s a mixed up world…

    Looks like some of the “hot MILFs” I’ve met on AOL.

    Dude, you don’t even want to know. All I’m gonna say is hotmoms.com.

  68. 68.

    Captain Avatar

    Dire Straits: Les Boys

    I loved that record. I used to read Douglas Adams when in was in high school, and he was always pimping Mark Knopfler, so I went hunting for his stuff at the record store and I was not disappointed.

    But my suggestion would be Lola by The Kinks.

    Cause girls will be boys, and boys will be girls, it’s a mixed up world…

    Looks like some of the “hot MILFs” I’ve met on AOL.

    Dude, you don’t even want to know. All I’m gonna say is hotmoms.com.

  69. 69.

    Gibing

    Steve needs to be left alone. I encourage him to continue modeling. He should have a good future as a swimwear model.

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