Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Well, whatever it is, it’s better than being a Republican.

“Jesus paying for the sins of everyone is an insult to those who paid for their own sins.”

In after Baud. Damn.

They want us to be overwhelmed and exhausted. Focus. Resist. Oppose.

If senate republicans had any shame, they’d die of it.

Many life forms that would benefit from greater intelligence, sadly, do not have it.

If a good thing happens for a bad reason, it’s still a good thing.

“I was told there would be no fact checking.”

Trumpflation is an intolerable hardship for every American, and it’s Trump’s fault.

Marge, god is saying you’re stupid.

He really is that stupid.

Too often we hand the biggest microphones to the cynics and the critics who delight in declaring failure.

You are either for trump or for democracy. Pick one.

They think we are photo bombing their nice little lives.

These are not very smart people, and things got out of hand.

Nothing says ‘pro-life’ like letting children go hungry.

If you tweet it in all caps, that makes it true!

Fight for a just cause, love your fellow man, live a good life.

When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty. ~Thomas Jefferson

Russian mouthpiece, go fuck yourself.

It’s easy to sit in safety and prescribe what other people should be doing.

Just because you believe it, that does not make it true.

Fundamental belief of white supremacy: white people are presumed innocent, minorities are presumed guilty.

No offense, but this thread hasn’t been about you for quite a while.

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  1. 1.

    Punchy

    April 11, 2007. Balloon-Juice is now renamed “Fruit Juice”, apparently Cole’s new boyfriend approves, and ideas for new blog posts has officially hit rock bottom.

    And for what it’s worth, Orange Julius could kick all their asses with its pinky.

  2. 2.

    Rome Again

    And for what it’s worth, Orange Julius could kick all their asses with its pinky.

    Rome likes her some Orange Julius, although the red variety kind of sucked!

    ::sings:: “Memories, light the corners of my mind…”

  4. 4.

    John Cole

    How dare you ruin my thread on the DELICIOUS HOLA FRUTA with a thread on thatgrumpy old man?

    And to be honest, I don’t know what I like more- the actual ice cream or saying Hola FRUTA!

  5. 5.

    Nikki

    Forgive! But they don’t offer Hola Fruta in my area, so I thought I could ignore your obviously biased endorsement.

    And besides, I thought it was an open thread!

  6. 6.

    demimondian

    How dare you ruin my thread on the DELICIOUS HOLA FRUTA with a thread on thatgrumpy [sic] old man?

    Perhaps grumpy old men make her think of you?

  7. 7.

    Punchy

    Perhaps grumpy old men make her think of you?

    Asshole. What makes you think Nikki is a girl?

    Signed,
    Motley Crue’s bassist

  9. 9.

    Rome Again

    Asshole. What makes you think Nikki is a girl?

    Gee, and I thought I was bad at queering threads, Holy Schnitzel.

  14. 14.

    DougJ

    If you have to be gay to enjoy Hola Fruta, then fuck it, I am gay.

    If their PR people don’t use that in ad campaign, they’re fools.

  16. 16.

    John S.

    Woops – we seem to have lost all the emails:

    The White House said Wednesday it had mishandled Republican Party-sponsored e-mail accounts used by nearly two dozen presidential aides, resulting in the loss of an undetermined number of e-mails concerning official White House business.

    Congressional investigators looking into the administration’s firing of eight federal prosecutors already had the nongovernmental e-mail accounts in their sights because some White House aides used them to help plan the U.S. attorneys’ ouster. Democrats were questioning whether the use of the GOP-provided e-mail accounts was proof that the firings were political.

    Nothing to see here, folks. Move along…

  19. 19.

    Jimmmm

    Sherbet libel:

    Hola Fruta is made by Jews with the blood of gentile babies.

    Just thought you should know….

  20. 20.

    Face

    Hola Fruta is made by Jews with the blood of gentile babies.

    Whatever, you abortophile. Actually, it sounds Mexican, so I’m guessing the illegals brought it over with them in backpacks to peddle to the masses and John Cole so they will become addicted, gay, and constantly saying “Hello, Fruit” every damn time they get thirsty.

  21. 21.

    tBone

    BTW, I AM a girl. Guys don’t spell “Nikki” this way.

    Unless they love Hola Fruta.

  22. 22.

    Rome Again

    The White House said Wednesday it had mishandled Republican Party-sponsored e-mail accounts used by nearly two dozen presidential aides, resulting in the loss of an undetermined number of e-mails concerning official White House business.

    Shredded and permanantly deleted, I’m sure.

  23. 23.

    over it

    Sounds yummy….but….is there a sherbet out there that does NOT have corn syrup in it?

    At least it’s not ‘high fructose’. But why have it at all?

    Just wonderin’.

    Carry on….

  25. 25.

    Krista

    Mmm…Orange Julius. I’ll have to take your word on the Hola Fruta — those bastards don’t ship to Canada.

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