Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Eh, that’s media spin. biden’s health is fine and he’s doing a good job.

Conservatism: there are some people the law protects but does not bind and others who the law binds but does not protect.

After roe, women are no longer free.

The next time the wall wtreet journal editorial board speaks the truth will be the first.

Take hopelessness and turn it into resilience.

I did not have this on my fuck 2022 bingo card.

Americans barely caring about Afghanistan is so last month.

Bark louder, little dog.

Do not shrug your shoulders and accept the normalization of untruths.

This blog will pay for itself.

Let’s delete this post and never speak of this again.

Black Jesus loves a paper trail.

In my day, never was longer.

No one could have predicted…

We are aware of all internet traditions.

So it was an October Surprise A Day, like an Advent calendar but for crime.

If you’re pissed about Biden’s speech, he was talking about you.

Being the leader of the world means to be the leader of peace.

I’ve spoken to my cat about this, but it doesn’t seem to do any good.

The cruelty is the point; the law be damned.

A democracy can’t function when people can’t distinguish facts from lies.

Wow, I can’t imagine what it was like to comment in morse code.

Fuck these fucking interesting times.

Accused of treason; bitches about the ratings. I am in awe.

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  1. 1.

    Punchy

    April 11, 2007. Balloon-Juice is now renamed “Fruit Juice”, apparently Cole’s new boyfriend approves, and ideas for new blog posts has officially hit rock bottom.

    And for what it’s worth, Orange Julius could kick all their asses with its pinky.

  2. 2.

    Rome Again

    And for what it’s worth, Orange Julius could kick all their asses with its pinky.

    Rome likes her some Orange Julius, although the red variety kind of sucked!

    ::sings:: “Memories, light the corners of my mind…”

  4. 4.

    John Cole

    How dare you ruin my thread on the DELICIOUS HOLA FRUTA with a thread on thatgrumpy old man?

    And to be honest, I don’t know what I like more- the actual ice cream or saying Hola FRUTA!

  5. 5.

    Nikki

    Forgive! But they don’t offer Hola Fruta in my area, so I thought I could ignore your obviously biased endorsement.

    And besides, I thought it was an open thread!

  6. 6.

    demimondian

    How dare you ruin my thread on the DELICIOUS HOLA FRUTA with a thread on thatgrumpy [sic] old man?

    Perhaps grumpy old men make her think of you?

  7. 7.

    Punchy

    Perhaps grumpy old men make her think of you?

    Asshole. What makes you think Nikki is a girl?

    Signed,
    Motley Crue’s bassist

  9. 9.

    Rome Again

    Asshole. What makes you think Nikki is a girl?

    Gee, and I thought I was bad at queering threads, Holy Schnitzel.

  14. 14.

    DougJ

    If you have to be gay to enjoy Hola Fruta, then fuck it, I am gay.

    If their PR people don’t use that in ad campaign, they’re fools.

  16. 16.

    John S.

    Woops – we seem to have lost all the emails:

    The White House said Wednesday it had mishandled Republican Party-sponsored e-mail accounts used by nearly two dozen presidential aides, resulting in the loss of an undetermined number of e-mails concerning official White House business.

    Congressional investigators looking into the administration’s firing of eight federal prosecutors already had the nongovernmental e-mail accounts in their sights because some White House aides used them to help plan the U.S. attorneys’ ouster. Democrats were questioning whether the use of the GOP-provided e-mail accounts was proof that the firings were political.

    Nothing to see here, folks. Move along…

  19. 19.

    Jimmmm

    Sherbet libel:

    Hola Fruta is made by Jews with the blood of gentile babies.

    Just thought you should know….

  20. 20.

    Face

    Hola Fruta is made by Jews with the blood of gentile babies.

    Whatever, you abortophile. Actually, it sounds Mexican, so I’m guessing the illegals brought it over with them in backpacks to peddle to the masses and John Cole so they will become addicted, gay, and constantly saying “Hello, Fruit” every damn time they get thirsty.

  21. 21.

    tBone

    BTW, I AM a girl. Guys don’t spell “Nikki” this way.

    Unless they love Hola Fruta.

  22. 22.

    Rome Again

    The White House said Wednesday it had mishandled Republican Party-sponsored e-mail accounts used by nearly two dozen presidential aides, resulting in the loss of an undetermined number of e-mails concerning official White House business.

    Shredded and permanantly deleted, I’m sure.

  23. 23.

    over it

    Sounds yummy….but….is there a sherbet out there that does NOT have corn syrup in it?

    At least it’s not ‘high fructose’. But why have it at all?

    Just wonderin’.

    Carry on….

  25. 25.

    Krista

    Mmm…Orange Julius. I’ll have to take your word on the Hola Fruta — those bastards don’t ship to Canada.

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