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Tax Day Open Thread

by John Cole|  April 16, 200710:53 am| 35 Comments

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The first open thread was for you. This one is for the government.

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  1. 1.

    demimondian

    April 16, 2007 at 10:54 am

    It isn’t tax day, John. Tax day is tomorrow, this year.

  2. 2.

    The Other Steve

    April 16, 2007 at 11:13 am

    I don’t really feel I should have to pay taxes, considering my money is just going into that shit hole called Iraq.

  3. 3.

    Rome Again

    April 16, 2007 at 11:22 am

    Lesson for the future:

    Don’t move from a non-state taxed income state to a state-taxed income state during tax season and file in the new state. What a mess!

    “Well it’s alright now, I learned my lesson well…”

  4. 4.

    Punchy

    April 16, 2007 at 11:23 am

    considering my money is just going into that shit hole called Iraq. getting Elf-like Paul Wolfowitz laid on a semi-consistent basis

    Fixed. Yes, I realize, however, I could have put any one of about 200 things in bold that would have been just as egregious.

  5. 5.

    Rome Again

    April 16, 2007 at 11:23 am

    I don’t really feel I should have to pay taxes, considering my money is just going into that shit hole called Iraq.

    Me neither. Besides roads to drive on, I feel I get very little benefit from my tax dollars, personally.

  6. 6.

    srv

    April 16, 2007 at 11:27 am

    True story from my days at the Austin Service Center. Tax returns arrive and get stripped from the checks. A processing number is printed on the return, noting if any payment was processed. The envelope is then stapled to the return. The returns would be bundled up into bins, usually 100 returns per bin. The bins would then be stacked on carts and pushed out to the examiners, who ‘perfected’ the returns by bin.

    One day, we get this cart, and there’s a shirt stuffed into a bin. There’s an envelope attached and a hand written processing number on it. It’s the back of a shirt, and on it, the taxpayer has perfected all of the required entity information, tax entries, affirmation line, and signature.

    A perfectly legal filing, BTW.

  7. 7.

    Jake

    April 16, 2007 at 11:28 am

    I don’t really feel I should have to pay taxes, considering my money is just going into that shit hole called Iraq.

    But wait, don’t our tax dollars also go for fine services like abstinence only programs and also the salaries of public servants like Abbie Goner and Condiment Rice and…uh…

    Hmmmm. Well. Roads are good.

  8. 8.

    ThymeZone

    April 16, 2007 at 11:31 am

    CNN reporting 20+ dead, 28 wounded in Virginia Tech campus shooting.

  9. 9.

    Jake

    April 16, 2007 at 11:35 am

    Thanks TZ, I looked earlier and saw a headline listing one dead but this is the headline in the WaPo.

    What fresh hell is this?

  10. 10.

    Jake

    April 16, 2007 at 11:36 am

    Also, I hope John C. is high and dry.

    Although The Road is Under Five Feet of Water is a good reason to file late.

  11. 11.

    Wilfred

    April 16, 2007 at 11:37 am

    Non-payment of taxes was a legitimate form of non-violent protest during the Vietnam War. If enough people refused to file and/or pay it would have a tremendous effect on the war. Me? I haven’t set foot in the United States for almost 6 years, nor will I as long as the current administration is in power.
    Of course, you’ll get in trouble with the government, but at least you’ll mean what you say. This just sounds like chickentaxhawking.

  12. 12.

    chopper

    April 16, 2007 at 11:39 am

    i got soaked by NY this year. moved from virginia to tax city.

    oh well, i guess you live in the city you gotta pay the price.

  13. 13.

    Rome Again

    April 16, 2007 at 11:42 am

    Non-payment of taxes was a legitimate form of non-violent protest during the Vietnam War. If enough people refused to file and/or pay it would have a tremendous effect on the war.

    If online life was truly anonymous, I would have been at the forefront of this endeavor years ago, alas, it’s not!

  14. 14.

    ThymeZone

    April 16, 2007 at 11:58 am

    By far the most interesting I have seen so far.article on this subject

    Punchline? Only one religion can be taught as “truth” in any curriculum.

  15. 15.

    Dave_Violence

    April 16, 2007 at 11:59 am

    Virginia has higher taxes than NY. NY doesn’t tax assets.

  16. 16.

    chopper

    April 16, 2007 at 12:05 pm

    i don’t have any assets outside of a car.

    plus, in NYC i pay state and city taxes. the city taxes are about half of the state taxes, which are high to start.

    trust me, i had it much better in VA.

  17. 17.

    mrmobi

    April 16, 2007 at 12:19 pm

    So, John, a thread for the government, eh? So even BJ keeps two sets of books, so to speak.

    Also, I love Supreme Leader Bush, and he hasn’t made a mistake yet.

  18. 18.

    HyperIon

    April 16, 2007 at 12:21 pm

    ThymeZone Says:

    By far the most interesting I have seen so far.article on this subject

    behind the WALL!

  19. 19.

    Pb

    April 16, 2007 at 12:26 pm

    CNN reporting 20+ dead, 28 wounded

    Ho-hum, sounds like a slow day in Baghdad…

    in Virginia Tech campus shooting.

    Whoops! I thought we were fighting them over there so we didn’t have to fight them here!

  20. 20.

    jg

    April 16, 2007 at 12:27 pm

    The Other Steve Says:

    I don’t really feel I should have to pay taxes, considering my money is just going into that shit hole called Iraq.

    Its either us or the rich and as we’ve all been schooled by He who shall not be named, the rich are smarter than us and will use their money in clever and creative ways to grow the country and lift us all. Or they’ll pocket it, which I believe was the beef the MLB players had with the owners when the idea of a salary cap and revenue sharing was being floated.

  21. 21.

    ThymeZone

    April 16, 2007 at 12:35 pm

    behind the WALL!

    Hmm. Sorry about that. Since I am a subscriber, I don’t always notice what’s behind the Times Select barrier and what isn’t. Much content is behind a free subscription barrier, and if you are a Select subscriber, the difference is not apparent.

    This particular article and its comment section is so interesting, I would recommend it as being worth the time to do the 14-day trial just to read it. But …. that’s asking a lot, I know.

  22. 22.

    Mary

    April 16, 2007 at 12:40 pm

    Jesus. Christ.

    CBS radio just reported that the Justice Department now says that at least TWENTY NINE have been killed.

  23. 23.

    Sstarr

    April 16, 2007 at 12:55 pm

    What I just read says that one person was killed in a dormitory, and the remainder were killed in a building called “Norris Hall.” The article implied that it was an engineering building.

    I can’t imagine that anything other than an automatic weapon is responsible for this massacre.

  24. 24.

    Punchy

    April 16, 2007 at 1:04 pm

    Whoops! I thought we were fighting them over there so we didn’t have to fight them here!

    Sorry, but that snark shit aint funny. 20+ young adults just murdered. Have some respect, please.

    God. Damn. Part of me wants to cry. What a fucking mess.

  25. 25.

    demimondian

    April 16, 2007 at 1:04 pm

    Has anyone heard from RSA this morning?

  26. 26.

    Tsulagi

    April 16, 2007 at 1:09 pm

    I can’t imagine that anything other than an automatic weapon is responsible for this massacre.

    Could be wrong, but the report I heard on radio while driving was the gunman used two 9mm handguns.

  27. 27.

    Jake

    April 16, 2007 at 1:09 pm

    God help those kids and their families.

    Shit like this is why I don’t have time to worry about ferrin terrists a-comin’ here to cut off my head an’ make me worship Allah. There are too damn many blood thirsty freaks running free as it is, they don’t follow any particular belief system other than “I’ve got a gun and you don’t” and they strike without warning.

    I should worry about Osama bin Laden, why? [/rant]

  28. 28.

    RSA

    April 16, 2007 at 1:12 pm

    Thanks for the thought; I’m further south, in Raleigh, NC. Craziness abounds.

  29. 29.

    Rome Again

    April 16, 2007 at 1:13 pm

    God help those kids and their families.

    Shit like this is why I don’t have time to worry about ferrin terrists a-comin’ here to cut off my head an’ make me worship Allah. There are too damn many blood thirsty freaks running free as it is, they don’t follow any particular belief system other than “I’ve got a gun and you don’t” and they strike without warning.

    I should worry about Osama bin Laden, why? [/rant]

    I’d lay 10/1 odds that the gunman has an anglicized name.

  30. 30.

    Rome Again

    April 16, 2007 at 1:14 pm

    I’d lay 10/1 odds that the gunman has an anglicized name.

    And I blockquoted that accidentally, apologies. It’s MONDAY!

  31. 31.

    Pb

    April 16, 2007 at 1:15 pm

    Punchy,

    Sorry, but that snark shit aint funny. 20+ young adults just murdered. Have some respect, please.

    Don’t worry, it wasn’t meant to be funny at all–neither situation is “funny”. Check the link while you’re at it. Only 20+ young adults murdered (in Iraq) would normally be excellent news that ‘the surge is working’–but now we’re already getting comparatively ridiculous comments on this particular event that “Nothing like this has happened before” and “It is difficult to comprehend senseless violence on this scale”–because it’s in America. It’s a huge mess.

    Of course it’s horrible for the locals, who have probably never seen anything like this firsthand–and I know I haven’t. I used to live in Virginia, rather near Virginia Tech, actually–and I stayed at the campus for a couple of weeks over the summer–it’s a beautiful place. And I’m sure that many, many places in Iraq were too at one point, even though I’ve never been there.

    The difference, however, is that I as an American and my government are directly responsible for what’s currently going on in Iraq, which is literally thousands of times worse than this event in any dimension that you could care to name. And it will get a lot less coverage than this event, as well.

  32. 32.

    Jake

    April 16, 2007 at 1:34 pm

    Of course it’s horrible for the locals, who have probably never seen anything like this firsthand—and I know I haven’t.

    I think the “Beltway Snipers” may have struck that far south once or twice but I don’t remember. I do know VTech had a shooting last summer when an escaped con tried to hide out on campus and killed one of the guards. Not that you can ever get used to this shit. You just can’t let it drive you under the floor boards.

    Shit like this on the other hand makes me want to bite through a fucking wall:

    “The president believes that there is a right for people to bear arms, but that all laws must be followed,” spokeswoman Dana Perino said.

    20+ people dead (so far) and the White House pops out some passive voiced bullshit comment about the right to bear arms? What. THe. FUCK?

  33. 33.

    Punchy

    April 16, 2007 at 2:00 pm

    Who the fuck just shoots at completely innocent, probably cowering, shaking, begging, trembling co-eds at least 50-something times? There must have been a re-loading or two…a chance to stop and rethink the whole thing…I kind of hope it was drugs, b/c I just cannnot fathom a sober, clear-thinking person could be this insanely ruthless…

  34. 34.

    Rusty Shackleford

    April 16, 2007 at 2:10 pm

    Punchy says:

    “…I just cannnot fathom a sober, clear-thinking person could be this insanely ruthless…”

    Anybody know where Dick Cheney is hunting today?

    (sorry for the joke)

  35. 35.

    Rome Again

    April 16, 2007 at 2:25 pm

    Who the fuck just shoots at completely innocent, probably cowering, shaking, begging, trembling co-eds at least 50-something times? There must have been a re-loading or two…a chance to stop and rethink the whole thing…I kind of hope it was drugs, b/c I just cannnot fathom a sober, clear-thinking person could be this insanely ruthless…

    Crazed schizoids?

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