The Hon. Dr. St. Rev. Bradley S. Rocket, Esq, PhD, MD declares war with an outrageous assault on common decency and taste.
This kind of crime against humanity can not be treated lightly, and must be met with an equal display of force:
Further aggression from the insurgents at Sadly, No! will be met with additional measures. If need be, I will commission this fellow to do a remake of Abba’s Dancing Queen. As you can see, I am not afraid of total war, and will go all Vanilla Ice on you.
Here is further proof of my dedication to the cause:
By now, you understand how serious I am.
*** Update ***
The terrorists are scared, and issue threats in our very own comments section:
You don’t want to go here, John. Just trust me. No wanna go :-)
I fear they underestimate my resolve.