One day two Irishmen
were digging in a ditch.
One called the other one a
dirty son-of-a…
Peter Merfer had a dog
and what a fine dog was he
he gave him to a lady to
keep her company. She fed
it, she fed it, she fed it upon
the junt. Then one day it turned
around and bit her on the…
Country boy from germany
was sitting upon a rock. When
along came a bumble bee and stung
him on his….
Cocktail, cocktail 5 cents
a glass, if you don’t care
just stick it up your…
Ask me no questions,
I’ll tell you no lies.
If you get hit with a bucket
of shit be sure to close your eyes.
A harmless one with just one “head” (sorry) in his collection – Dan “Don’t make fun of my last name damn it” Gurley – but still a prick.
No, I can’t explain it.
12.
Rome Again
One day two Irishmen
were digging in a ditch.
One called the other one a
dirty son-of-a…
Peter Merfer had a dog
and what a fine dog was he
he gave him to a lady to
keep her company. She fed
it, she fed it, she fed it upon
the junt. Then one day it turned
around and bit her on the…
Country boy from germany
was sitting upon a rock. When
along came a bumble bee and stung
him on his….
Cocktail, cocktail 5 cents
a glass, if you don’t care
just stick it up your…
Ask me no questions,
I’ll tell you no lies.
If you get hit with a bucket
of shit be sure to close your eyes.
Dammit, where the hell is Miss Lulu? She had a steamboat I heard.
She’s missing, should someone go find her?
13.
Tsulagi
You know, Tim, John, you should invite some of the little RedState boys over. To get that brilliant POV that only “special” operators within the fighting 28%er Short Bus Brigades can provide. It’s been missing lately.
Darrel may have succumbed to the terrorists, but I’m sure General Short Pants over at RS could ably fill in seeing this in one of current posts…
It used to be that the Democrats just called our troops Nazis on the floor on the Senate.
…So, let me get this straight. After spending two years attacking our troops as nazis, monsters, and human rights violators,…stroke, stroke, stroke.
While there can be only one Darrel, you need another village idiot.
Right, it’s the dems who politicize the troops *cough*missionaccomplished*cough*
15.
chopper
any gardeners up in this piece?
if so, how’s yer season so far?
16.
Wilfred
Mr. Wizard (Don Herbert) died. I’d get up really early to watch Crusader Rabbit and Beany and Cecil before he came on to teach us all the cool shit we never learned in school. I made my little kid a volcano using vinegar and baking soda just like he did and all her friends sat in wonder. RIP.
17.
Ross
Go Cavs!
I hope they can muster up more performance from last game’s 4th quarter to give a home court win tonight.
18.
Andrew
Wish me luck, boys. I’m getting season 2 disc 1 of the Wire tomorrow. I assume it will be the best thing ever because I don’t think I could live with the disappointment of anything less.
I’m starting to think the jokes about her running for President might be prophecies. House Matey informs me she is now saying her jail sentence is a message from God.
Watch for a ghost written waste of trees book in the far-too-near future.
22.
Punchy
I made my little kid a volcano using vinegar and baking soda
Dammit. Acetic acid and baking soda, NOT ammonia and bleach. Sonnaofbitch. So stoooooopid….What’s the number for 911?
“If Fox’s audience is dominated by Republicans who are disgusted about hearing bad news on Iraq, it would stand to reason that you’d want to feed them less of it. Bill O’Reilly touched upon that idea on the air one night last December, telling viewers that the lowest-rated segment of his show the previous night was when Iraq was discussed. Ratings jumped at talk about Britney Spears, he said.
The danger is whether those concerns eat away at journalistic credibility.
They’re a news network, said CNN’s Klein, ”so it is surprising that they’re not covering the biggest story in the country and the world.”
The Project for Excellence in Journalism steered clear of questions about what its findings proved. ”We just wanted to tell people that it does make a difference where you go for the news,” said the group’s Mark Jurkowitz.
So with less on-air attention being paid to Iraq during the first few months of the year, what filled the void for Fox? PEJ’s report said the network gave the death of Anna Nicole Smith significantly more air time than its rivals.”
Why doesn’t FOX News fill the gap in their war coverage with all the good news coming out of Iraq? They have that niche all to themselves because the BDS afflicted islamocommuabortofemifascists in the MSM would never show anything good that the Bush Administration does.
24.
Punchy
So, what about that Paris Hilton?
They said on the radio yesterday, that in response to a $500K bounty by Enquirer for a pic of PH in her pokie PJs, some chick inmate managed to cooch a cell phone (ouch?) past the guards and fire off two pics of her before her phone was….uh…snatched. Here’s betting the phone was left on vibrate.
Sounds like a fun prison to me.
25.
The Other Steve
War Takes Up Less Time on Fox News
What war?
26.
chopper
What’s the number for 911?
Cheif Wiggum: (picks up phone) Naw, you got the wrong number, this is 91…2.
ThymeZone
Jesus is lord.
Tom
Where is Bush’s watch?
cleek
up Christopher Walken’s ass
Zombie Santa Claus
Lord of the yard, anyway.
Rome Again
Lord of the dirty little devils. ;)
Teak111
Interesting slang from Iraq. My fav, The Battle Rattle, 50 lbs of military uni and gear.
The Other Steve
DEATH TO AL ROKER!
Why is he still on the air after offending literally dozens of Imus fans?
Teak111
List of Iraq slang, probably out of date.
Jeff
Al Roker? You mean the coach of the Cavs?
Dreggas
One day two Irishmen
were digging in a ditch.
One called the other one a
dirty son-of-a…
Peter Merfer had a dog
and what a fine dog was he
he gave him to a lady to
keep her company. She fed
it, she fed it, she fed it upon
the junt. Then one day it turned
around and bit her on the…
Country boy from germany
was sitting upon a rock. When
along came a bumble bee and stung
him on his….
Cocktail, cocktail 5 cents
a glass, if you don’t care
just stick it up your…
Ask me no questions,
I’ll tell you no lies.
If you get hit with a bucket
of shit be sure to close your eyes.
Jake
On the one hand, this guy pisses me off.
On the other … I think he’s a prick.
A harmless one with just one “head” (sorry) in his collection – Dan “Don’t make fun of my last name damn it” Gurley – but still a prick.
No, I can’t explain it.
Rome Again
Dammit, where the hell is Miss Lulu? She had a steamboat I heard.
She’s missing, should someone go find her?
Tsulagi
You know, Tim, John, you should invite some of the little RedState boys over. To get that brilliant POV that only “special” operators within the fighting 28%er Short Bus Brigades can provide. It’s been missing lately.
Darrel may have succumbed to the terrorists, but I’m sure General Short Pants over at RS could ably fill in seeing this in one of current posts…
While there can be only one Darrel, you need another village idiot.
Pooh
Right, it’s the dems who politicize the troops *cough*missionaccomplished*cough*
chopper
any gardeners up in this piece?
if so, how’s yer season so far?
Wilfred
Mr. Wizard (Don Herbert) died. I’d get up really early to watch Crusader Rabbit and Beany and Cecil before he came on to teach us all the cool shit we never learned in school. I made my little kid a volcano using vinegar and baking soda just like he did and all her friends sat in wonder. RIP.
Ross
Go Cavs!
I hope they can muster up more performance from last game’s 4th quarter to give a home court win tonight.
Andrew
Wish me luck, boys. I’m getting season 2 disc 1 of the Wire tomorrow. I assume it will be the best thing ever because I don’t think I could live with the disappointment of anything less.
Dave
I have nothing to add…so here are some clips from one of the best shows ever.
At least I think it still holds up.
Bruce Moomaw
So, what about that Paris Hilton?
jake
I’m starting to think the jokes about her running for President might be prophecies. House Matey informs me she is now saying her jail sentence is a message from God.
Watch for a ghost written
waste of treesbook in the far-too-near future.Punchy
Dammit. Acetic acid and baking soda, NOT ammonia and bleach. Sonnaofbitch. So stoooooopid….What’s the number for 911?
Rusty Shackleford
War Takes Up Less Time on Fox News
Why doesn’t FOX News fill the gap in their war coverage with all the good news coming out of Iraq? They have that niche all to themselves because the BDS afflicted islamocommuabortofemifascists in the MSM would never show anything good that the Bush Administration does.
Punchy
They said on the radio yesterday, that in response to a $500K bounty by Enquirer for a pic of PH in her pokie PJs, some chick inmate managed to cooch a cell phone (ouch?) past the guards and fire off two pics of her before her phone was….uh…snatched. Here’s betting the phone was left on vibrate.
Sounds like a fun prison to me.
The Other Steve
What war?
chopper
Cheif Wiggum: (picks up phone) Naw, you got the wrong number, this is 91…2.
Zifnab
Presidential!
I love you Daily Kos
Pb
Wrong.
Wrong again. Next I suppose you’ll be telling me that CNN is a ‘news network‘ too?