Open Thread by Tim F| June 12, 20073:32 pm| 28 CommentsThis post is in: Open ThreadsFacebookTweetEmailBy popular demand.
Jesus is lord.
Where is Bush’s watch?
up Christopher Walken’s ass
Zombie Santa Claus
Lord of the yard, anyway.
Lord of the dirty little devils. ;)
Interesting slang from Iraq. My fav, The Battle Rattle, 50 lbs of military uni and gear.
The Other Steve
DEATH TO AL ROKER!
Why is he still on the air after offending literally dozens of Imus fans?
List of Iraq slang, probably out of date.
Al Roker? You mean the coach of the Cavs?
One day two Irishmen
were digging in a ditch.
One called the other one a
Peter Merfer had a dog
and what a fine dog was he
he gave him to a lady to
keep her company. She fed
it, she fed it, she fed it upon
the junt. Then one day it turned
around and bit her on the…
Country boy from germany
was sitting upon a rock. When
along came a bumble bee and stung
him on his….
Cocktail, cocktail 5 cents
a glass, if you don’t care
just stick it up your…
Ask me no questions,
I’ll tell you no lies.
If you get hit with a bucket
of shit be sure to close your eyes.
On the one hand, this guy pisses me off.
On the other … I think he’s a prick.
A harmless one with just one “head” (sorry) in his collection – Dan “Don’t make fun of my last name damn it” Gurley – but still a prick.
No, I can’t explain it.
Dammit, where the hell is Miss Lulu? She had a steamboat I heard.
She’s missing, should someone go find her?
You know, Tim, John, you should invite some of the little RedState boys over. To get that brilliant POV that only “special” operators within the fighting 28%er Short Bus Brigades can provide. It’s been missing lately.
Darrel may have succumbed to the terrorists, but I’m sure General Short Pants over at RS could ably fill in seeing this in one of current posts…
While there can be only one Darrel, you need another village idiot.
Right, it’s the dems who politicize the troops *cough*missionaccomplished*cough*
any gardeners up in this piece?
if so, how’s yer season so far?
Mr. Wizard (Don Herbert) died. I’d get up really early to watch Crusader Rabbit and Beany and Cecil before he came on to teach us all the cool shit we never learned in school. I made my little kid a volcano using vinegar and baking soda just like he did and all her friends sat in wonder. RIP.
I hope they can muster up more performance from last game’s 4th quarter to give a home court win tonight.
Wish me luck, boys. I’m getting season 2 disc 1 of the Wire tomorrow. I assume it will be the best thing ever because I don’t think I could live with the disappointment of anything less.
I have nothing to add…so here are some clips from one of the best shows ever.
At least I think it still holds up.
So, what about that Paris Hilton?
I’m starting to think the jokes about her running for President might be prophecies. House Matey informs me she is now saying her jail sentence is a message from God.
Watch for a ghost written
waste of treesbook in the far-too-near future.
Dammit. Acetic acid and baking soda, NOT ammonia and bleach. Sonnaofbitch. So stoooooopid….What’s the number for 911?
War Takes Up Less Time on Fox News
Why doesn’t FOX News fill the gap in their war coverage with all the good news coming out of Iraq? They have that niche all to themselves because the BDS afflicted islamocommuabortofemifascists in the MSM would never show anything good that the Bush Administration does.
They said on the radio yesterday, that in response to a $500K bounty by Enquirer for a pic of PH in her pokie PJs, some chick inmate managed to cooch a cell phone (ouch?) past the guards and fire off two pics of her before her phone was….uh…snatched. Here’s betting the phone was left on vibrate.
Sounds like a fun prison to me.
The Other Steve
Cheif Wiggum: (picks up phone) Naw, you got the wrong number, this is 91…2.
I love you Daily Kos
Wrong again. Next I suppose you’ll be telling me that CNN is a ‘news network‘ too?