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You are here: Home / Politics / US Attorneys: The Real Fight Begins

US Attorneys: The Real Fight Begins

by Tim F|  June 13, 20079:43 am| 63 Comments

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Congress has issued the first subpoenas for White House officials over the US Attorney firings. Executive privilege claims come next. Then what? The White House will never budge, which tells me that eventually the US Attorney for the DIstrict of Columbia will have to decide whether to settle the question by picking up a contempt referral from Congress. He won’t do it either because he’s a hack or because he doesn’t want to ref a balance of powers fight, so unless Congress works up the balls for an impeachment I have a hard time seeing the White House not coming out on top.

***Update***

via dKos, the AP story:

Two congressional committees are issuing subpoenas for testimony from former White House counsel Harriet Miers and former political director Sara Taylor on their roles in the firings of eight federal prosecutors, according to two officials familiar with the investigation.

Presumably they started with Sara Taylor because you always try to roll the little fish before you move on to bigger game.

***Update 2***

Paul Kiel:

The timing has to do with emails released last night that provided even more evidence of White House involvement in the U.S. attorney firings.

***Update 3***

Not an encouraging sign:

Statement from Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Patrick Leahy (D-VT): “The White House cannot have it both ways — it cannot stonewall congressional investigations by refusing to provide documents and witnesses, while claiming nothing improper occurred. … Some at the White House may hope to thwart our constitutional oversight efforts by locking the doors and closing the curtains, but we will keep asking until we get to the truth.”

Asking the same thing over and over may sound pointless, but don’t mock Pat Leahy. That really works!

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  1. 1.

    Zifnab

    June 13, 2007 at 10:03 am

    Ok, so here’s the pla… hey, what the fuck did you do with the comment section toolbar? There’s, like, all sorts of crazy crap in here. Dict? H1-4? Code? Table? This is admittedly rather robust, but I don’t know if its entirely necessary.

    Formated
    Text

    Is
    fun

    Though

  2. 2.

    Zifnab

    June 13, 2007 at 10:04 am

    Oh. :'( It’s gone.

  3. 3.

    Rome Again

    June 13, 2007 at 10:30 am

    I’m not holding my breath that this Congress is going to do anything serious to hold this administration accountable for anything. I think they’ve already pretty much proven they can’t. TZ was right, the numbers just aren’t there, and Joe Lieberman is just a Republican sitting on the wrong side of the aisle.

    After what I’ve seen so far, I’m not running out to:

    a.) change my affiliation back to Dem (it’s gonna take a LOT more than what we’ve seen so far for that to happen)
    b.) stomp pavement for any candidates either.

  4. 4.

    Punchy

    June 13, 2007 at 10:31 am

    That “subpeona this, bitches” you just heard came from Rove’s office.

    And after all the courts have ruled, and these two trollops finally have to haul their fat asses down to testify sometime in July–of 2008–all you’ll hear out of their word holes is a perfect, uninterrupted string of “I plead my 5th Amendment rights” to every single question.

    Here, I think a series of bitch-slaps works better than a few subpoenas.

  5. 5.

    Sri Ramkrishna

    June 13, 2007 at 10:55 am

    I’m with you RA. The dems have done nothing to assure us that they are going to hold accountability. They can do all the subpeonas they want but if they can’t even enforce Karl Rove to show up then really something is wrong. It only backs up the meme that they are ineffectual.

    I suppose we’ll just have to wait until U.S. starts a war with Iran to truly convince people that things are going insane. *sigh*

  6. 6.

    Jake

    June 13, 2007 at 11:00 am

    One of the stock responses to concerns about the White House’s habit of using the Constitution as toilet paper has been: If you’ve done nothing wrong, what’re you worried about?

    So while subpoenas may be useless in terms of getting someone to the Capitol Building, it continuously puts the denizens of 1600 Penn. Ave. in an awkward position. Although I can’t imagine one more uncomfortable than the current “Head Buried in Rectum” one they’re all in now.

  7. 7.

    Zifnab

    June 13, 2007 at 11:07 am

    They can do all the subpeonas they want but if they can’t even enforce Karl Rove to show up then really something is wrong. It only backs up the meme that they are ineffectual.

    I suppose we’ll just have to wait until U.S. starts a war with Iran to truly convince people that things are going insane. sigh

    Yeah, right. More likely people will just toss up their hands and talk about how it would be really nice if we weren’t in the grave we’ve dug for ourselves.

    The one silver lining in all of this is that our military system was a bit out-of-control before we went into Iraq. Perhaps now, after we’ve ground our Vietnam era equipment to dust while spending hundreds of billions on weapons’ contractors’ shitty gear, we can rebuild from the ground up and cut out the epic amounts of fat in the defense budget. I don’t really see it happening, but its nice to dream.

  8. 8.

    ThymeZone

    June 13, 2007 at 11:15 am

    When will DOJ look into the constant, several-times-a-day crashes on this site, resulting in lost posts and multiple posts?

    If this isn’t fixed, the Islamogaydemoncratillegalalienfascists win.

  9. 9.

    Zifnab

    June 13, 2007 at 11:24 am

    Actually, have you checked out Sara Taylor?

    After Goodling, am I the only one who suspects that a prime prereq for getting into the Justice Department is being a grade A hottie? It’s like a parade of the blonde bombshell bimbos. I’m still waiting for Linsey Lohan or Carmen Electra to get subpoenaed.

  10. 10.

    Rome Again

    June 13, 2007 at 11:27 am

    If this isn’t fixed, the Islamogaydemoncratillegalalienfascists win

    Careful there TZ, you’re going to end up on that WordLust site again. LMAO

  11. 11.

    Pb

    June 13, 2007 at 11:49 am

    Zifnab,

    That’s because they came from the political arm, which is essentially the marketing / sales department.

  12. 12.

    Punchy

    June 13, 2007 at 11:49 am

    Not an encouraging sign

    Tim, all you can do is buy the condom and the red wine. You cannot actually force her to boom-chicka-boom, regardless of how badly your friends want you laid.

    Perhaps Congress will go the roofie route, but that’s a bit dangerous, and fraught with legal issues. At least at this point they’re showing up at the door in a tux, and haven’t taken the myriad unanswered phone calls as a “no”.

  13. 13.

    Otto Man

    June 13, 2007 at 11:53 am

    The dems have done nothing to assure us that they are going to hold accountability. They can do all the subpeonas they want but if they can’t even enforce Karl Rove to show up then really something is wrong. It only backs up the meme that they are ineffectual.

    It’s not the Democrats that are causing the crisis here. It used to be that when Congress issued subpoenas, the White House complied, in one way or another. The Decider, however, has surrounded himself with people who insist he is the King of Kings and needn’t concern himself with the petty demands of an unequal branch of government.

    If the White House does snub the subpoenas, as they almost certainly will, then Congress is empowered to issue contempt citations. But as Tim notes, that flows through the U.S. Attorney for D.C., which in this particular instance, is a thorny route and one not likely to work.

    What next? The next step is impeachment proceedings, which would likely take a full year to reach a conclusion, followed by trial in an evenly split Senate, where nothing would come to pass. Personally, I’d love to see the Democrats try that route, but I don’t see it happening this late in the term of a lame duck presidency.

    I wish the Democrats could do more, but I’m not seeing a lot of constitutional options out there. And I’m not understanding why the scorn here is being placed at their feet, and not at the White House.

  14. 14.

    Otto Man

    June 13, 2007 at 12:14 pm

    Tony Snow’s giving a press briefing right now. He looks like even he doesn’t believe the bullshit coming out of his mouth.

  15. 15.

    Jake

    June 13, 2007 at 12:25 pm

    Shorter Zinfab:

    I (Heart) Women Who H8 The Sun.

    I’m no expert but I wouldn’t put Goodling or Taylor in the hot file. Of course, few people look their best when under the hot blinding light of investigation.

    [Mwahaha!]

  16. 16.

    Tax Analyst

    June 13, 2007 at 12:31 pm

    Otto Man Says:

    The dems have done nothing to assure us that they are going to hold accountability. They can do all the subpeonas they want but if they can’t even enforce Karl Rove to show up then really something is wrong. It only backs up the meme that they are ineffectual.

    It’s not the Democrats that are causing the crisis here. It used to be that when Congress issued subpoenas, the White House complied, in one way or another. The Decider, however, has surrounded himself with people who insist he is the King of Kings and needn’t concern himself with the petty demands of an unequal branch of government.

    If the White House does snub the subpoenas, as they almost certainly will, then Congress is empowered to issue contempt citations. But as Tim notes, that flows through the U.S. Attorney for D.C., which in this particular instance, is a thorny route and one not likely to work.

    What next? The next step is impeachment proceedings, which would likely take a full year to reach a conclusion, followed by trial in an evenly split Senate, where nothing would come to pass. Personally, I’d love to see the Democrats try that route, but I don’t see it happening this late in the term of a lame duck presidency.

    I wish the Democrats could do more, but I’m not seeing a lot of constitutional options out there. And I’m not understanding why the scorn here is being placed at their feet, and not at the White House.

    Otto Man definitely has THE point here. While there are admittedly plenty of things to criticize the Democrats for, they are NOT, repeat NOT, the ones fomenting a Constitutional crisis. They are, in fact, TRYING to follow the Rule of Law, but are being thwarted at every possible angle, opportunity and place by rank obstructionism by the White House and the lock-step support it receives from elected Republicans – even those who should or actually do know better. Can you imagine the outrage that would flow from the Republican Noise Section if the Democrats (if and when they regain Congressional & Executive control) tried to pull 1/100th of the crap the White House and affiliated co-horts have been trying to run past everyone?

    But hey, a blow-job from a bimbo is a bigger deal than all this “Abuse of Executive Privilege” and “Rule of Law” mumbo-jumbo, isn’t it? So when does Paris Hilton finally get out of the slams, anyway? Her absence leaves such a big…uh…hole in the news these days.

  17. 17.

    srv

    June 13, 2007 at 12:37 pm

    Here we go again, as was expected when the Dems finally got a majority. The DemoRats will pursue all these non-crimes until they trip somebody up and can convict (ala Libby) on some technicality and declare “victory”.

    Can’t wait until a Dem gets elected and tries to sack 93 Federal DAs like Clinton did. I’m sure we’ll hear a collective scream from the left about that injustice.

  18. 18.

    Chuck Butcher

    June 13, 2007 at 12:43 pm

    Sex sells, boring old Constitution doesn’t.

  19. 19.

    Punchy

    June 13, 2007 at 12:43 pm

    After Goodling, am I the only one who suspects that a prime prereq for getting into the Justice Department is being a grade A hottie?

    PLEASE tell me you’re joking. Hottie? This hooch? Damn. If think she’s a hottie, then what’s Jess Alba or Juggs McTaters, a.k.a. Jenn Love(me) Hewitt?

    Methinks Zinfab needs himself an eye checkup, stat.

  20. 20.

    cleek

    June 13, 2007 at 12:47 pm

    Can’t wait until a Dem gets elected and tries to sack 93 Federal DAs like Clinton did. I’m sure we’ll hear a collective scream from the left about that injustice.

    the complaint is not about firing them, it’s about firing them for partisan political reasons (illegal), and then lying to Congress about it for five months (illegal).

  21. 21.

    Andrew

    June 13, 2007 at 1:27 pm

    PLEASE tell me you’re joking. Hottie? This hooch? Damn. If think she’s a hottie, then what’s Jess Alba or Juggs McTaters, a.k.a. Jenn Love(me) Hewitt?

    Methinks Zinfab needs himself an eye checkup, stat.

    When your other government staffer dating option is Paul Wolfowitz, an average blonde chick looks pretty damn good.

  22. 22.

    Zifnab

    June 13, 2007 at 1:33 pm

    Methinks Zinfab needs himself an eye checkup, stat.

    They’re both busty, leggy, blondes. Am I the only one on this board that thinks these girls are a few steps up from Janet Reno or Madelaine Albright? I mean, show me the Clinton staffer who looked nearly as hot as these two.

    Seriously, who would you pick?
    Monica or Monica?

    That said, I don’t think anyone really has room to be pissed at Reid or Pelosi or for that matter Waxman or Schummer or Murtha or Feingold. They really have busted ass to nail the Crook-in-Chief. It’s the Southern Bell Democrats, the Blue Dogs and the Liebercrats, who have been kneecapping our efforts nearly as much as their Republican counterparts.

    After DeLay-style rule, people want to see more of the same but in the opposite direction. Bareknuckle, knock-down, drag out, cutthroat reform. People saw bullshit legislation get railroaded through Congress over the last six years. They saw shitty SCOTUS judges slip past filibuster under cover of “Upperdown Vote!” People are pissed off and disgusted and they want to see the same dirty pool used for our side. When DINOs defect, it makes all that much more difficult. Unfortunately, the Dem leadership is the most visible and the most easy to blame.

  23. 23.

    demimondian

    June 13, 2007 at 1:37 pm

    For once, srv has it exactly right. After all, Clinton did it first, just like Reagan did. and our liberal media has been dedicating how many column inches to this firing? Unlike Whitewater, and Hillary’s bullshit cattle futures contracts, and Vince Foster’s directed suicide?

  24. 24.

    DougJ

    June 13, 2007 at 1:39 pm

    After Goodling, am I the only one who suspects that a prime prereq for getting into the Justice Department is being a grade A hottie?

    Yeah, that’s how it was with BJ Klinton. How come you never talk about the 93 USA’s he fired in exactly the same manner that all previous presidents did? Even though it is completely standard to fire the old US Attorneys when you enter office, I think that Klinton did it to cover up the murder of Vince Foster.

  25. 25.

    taoless

    June 13, 2007 at 1:50 pm

    perhaps it’s time for congress to pull a couple of extraordinary renditions, followed by some enhanced interrogation techniques.

  26. 26.

    les

    June 13, 2007 at 1:58 pm

    Jesus, after all these months, idiots like srv are still out there? Every president, including King George, replaces substantially all of the USA’s at the beginning of the term. No president until the boy king has replaced 8 or 9 six years in, to bolster politically driven prosecutions. Does the stupid never cease?

  27. 27.

    DougJ

    June 13, 2007 at 2:02 pm

    Every president, including King George, replaces substantially all of the USA’s at the beginning of the term

    But not every president perpetrates atrocities like Socksgate. Or has his wife kill her lovers as part of a sick lesbian torture ritual.

  28. 28.

    Tax Analyst

    June 13, 2007 at 2:06 pm

    srv Says:

    Here we go again, as was expected when the Dems finally got a majority. The DemoRats will pursue all these non-crimes until they trip somebody up and can convict (ala Libby) on some technicality and declare “victory”.

    Yeah…poor, innocent Scooter Libby…all he did was mislead and lie to investigators trying to determine who outed an ACTIVE CIA Agent…I mean who’s harmed by that? – as opposed to, say, Big Bad Bill getting his horn-swaggled in Monica’s Oral Orifice. But hey, I understand Scooter was “Too busy” to keep track of all the important things he was doing to accurately separate things he actually knew and things he didn’t want anybody to know…or something like that…anyway, Paul Wolfowitz says he’s a good guy…doesn’t that count for something?

  29. 29.

    pacified

    June 13, 2007 at 2:11 pm

    is DougJ trolling or just stupid? I can’t tell anymore.

  30. 30.

    Chad N. Freude

    June 13, 2007 at 2:26 pm

    can convict (ala Libby) on some technicality

    Libby on a technicality:

    Libby was convicted in March on four felony charges — accusing him of lying to the FBI and a grand jury, as well as obstructing justice

    Tell me, srv, do you ereally believe that perjury and obstruction of justice are a technicality? Or is it that the runaway jury seized on a technicality to convict an innocent man of four felonies?

  31. 31.

    Punchy

    June 13, 2007 at 2:48 pm

    But not every president perpetrates atrocities like Socksgate

    WTF is socksgate?

  32. 32.

    Andrew

    June 13, 2007 at 2:50 pm

    Tell me, srv, do you ereally believe that perjury and obstruction of justice are a technicality?

    Yes, he totally, really, actually believes that.

  33. 33.

    Andrew

    June 13, 2007 at 2:52 pm

    WTF is socksgate?

    I think it was when socks sold yellowcake to Iraq and then ordered Hillary to kill Vince Foster.

  34. 34.

    Zifnab

    June 13, 2007 at 3:18 pm

    I think it was when socks sold yellowcake to Iraq and then ordered Hillary to kill Vince Foster.

    Why doesn’t anyone ever talk about all the Vince Fosters that Hillary Clinton didn’t kill?

  35. 35.

    Tax Analyst

    June 13, 2007 at 3:24 pm

    I think it was when socks sold yellowcake to Iraq and then ordered Hillary to kill Vince Foster.

    Why doesn’t anyone ever talk about all the Vince Fosters that Hillary Clinton didn’t kill?

    Wait! You mean it was Socks, the Clinton’s CAT that killed Vince Foster? Or did this “Socks” cat-aracter just ORDER the hit? Why aren’t the “DemoRats” investigating THIS? How many other “Vince Foster’s” did That Darned Cat have murdered?

    Oh, and I got some of that “yellow-cake” stuff off the catering truck the other day…it was lousy…

  36. 36.

    demimondian

    June 13, 2007 at 3:37 pm

    he totally, really, actually believes that.

    Absolutely, and, like I said, he’s absolutely right. What Libby did wasn’t illegal, because the president (or his agent, the vice-president) wanted him to do it as a part of the presidency.

    Why is that so hard to understand?

  37. 37.

    srv

    June 13, 2007 at 3:38 pm

    Tell me, srv, do you ereally believe that perjury and obstruction of justice are a technicality? Or is it that the runaway jury seized on a technicality to convict an innocent man of four felonies?

    And before any of this testimony, we now know that Fitzie already knew who was responsible for the leak. But he spent all the time trying to trap another guy.

    Just a big show.

  38. 38.

    srv

    June 13, 2007 at 3:41 pm

    Wait! You mean it was Socks

    The Unitary Cat Theory.

  39. 39.

    srv

    June 13, 2007 at 3:48 pm

    who outed an ACTIVE CIA Agent…I mean who’s harmed by that?

    He didn’t out her. Fitzmas knew that.

    Even if he had, much less harm than her husband, a serial liar, trying to undermine national policy for partisan gain.

  40. 40.

    Pb

    June 13, 2007 at 3:52 pm

    I guess the cat’s out of the bag, so…

    DougJ has been using socksgate as a generic Clinton scandal for years now, but I think it’s time to retire it, because…

    Sadly, (un)reality caught up to him–the Freepers actually have a socksgate of their own, guess what it is…

  41. 41.

    Chad N. Freude

    June 13, 2007 at 3:54 pm

    And before any of this testimony, we now know that Fitzie already knew who was responsible for the leak. But he spent all the time trying to trap another guy.

    So it’s not a crime to lie under oath if the prosecutor knows a related fact? Or the prosecutor is after another person? Is the determination of perjury an artifact of some kind of moral relativism?

    Jes’ askin’.

  42. 42.

    Chad N. Freude

    June 13, 2007 at 3:58 pm

    much less harm than … a serial liar, trying to undermine national policy the Constitution for partisan gain.

    I would say that the Bush administration and the Congressional Republicans know a lot about serial lying.

  43. 43.

    srv

    June 13, 2007 at 4:08 pm

    Jes’ askin’.

    It depends on what the definition of ‘is’ is. Give me all those resources and I can get a conviction on a tuna sandwich.

  44. 44.

    Chad N. Freude

    June 13, 2007 at 4:30 pm

    It depends on what the definition of ‘is’ is.

    Actually it depends on what the definition of “perjury” is.

    Give me all those resources and I can get a conviction on a tuna sandwich.

    What resources are you referring to? One of the resources in this case was a jury. Are you contending that the jury did not act properly? (BTW, the cliché you’re quoting refers to a ham sandwich.)

  45. 45.

    srv

    June 13, 2007 at 4:45 pm

    Jesus, after all these months, idiots like srv are still out there? Every president, including King George, replaces substantially all of the USA’s at the beginning of the term. No president until the boy king has replaced 8 or 9 six years in, to bolster politically driven prosecutions. Does the stupid never cease?

    I’d like to point out that I am the victim of an actual ad hominem attack, unlike the rest of you nitwits.

    h/t reddit

    BTW, the cliché you’re quoting refers to a ham sandwich.

    Boy, the hours you must have spent looking up the ‘e’ there, to point out I wasn’t using the cliché, since I didn’t say ham. Back to your body waxing.

  46. 46.

    Jake

    June 13, 2007 at 4:50 pm

    But not every president perpetrates atrocities like Socksgate

    Don’t you mean Sucksgate?

  47. 47.

    tBone

    June 13, 2007 at 5:06 pm

    How many other “Vince Foster’s” did That Darned Cat have murdered?

    While it’s impossible to be sure who actually committed all of these murders, I think it’s safe to assume that Socks had a hand paw in many of them.

    The one thing we do know for certain is that all of those murders were carried out on the direct orders of a coked-up Bill Clinton. No one can dispute that.

  48. 48.

    Zifnab

    June 13, 2007 at 5:11 pm

    Fitzgerald was going after Cheney and Rove for the leak. Libby lied to cover up, but got caught in his dishonesty. Fitzgerald can prove that Libby lied, but because Libby didn’t tell the truth, Fitzgerald can’t use Libby’s testimony against Karl and Dick.

    So Libby is taking the fall for Cheney and Rove, because he threw himself under the bus to save his two conspirators.

    When a mob underboss refuses to squell and gets thrown in jail for lieing to the police, do you say, “Well, you should have gone after the head mafio so his underling should get to walk once he’s done hamstringing the case”? When Scooter feels read to snitch, he can go free. That’s how you break up a mob racket.

  49. 49.

    Chad N. Freude

    June 13, 2007 at 5:22 pm

    Boy, the hours you must have spent looking up the ‘e’ there

    I use the US international keyboard which has a bunch of international characters including, oddly enough, é. But let’s not let ignorance of facts interfere with an opportunity to say something snarky that could be construed as an ad hominem attack.

  50. 50.

    Chad N. Freude

    June 13, 2007 at 5:27 pm

    Previously,

    Fitzgerald was going after Cheney and Rove for the leak. Libby lied to cover up, but got caught in his dishonesty. Fitzgerald can prove that Libby lied, but because Libby didn’t tell the truth, Fitzgerald can’t use Libby’s testimony against Karl and Dick.

    And now, tonight’s episode of The Sopranos in the White House.

  51. 51.

    cleek

    June 13, 2007 at 5:50 pm

    Give me all those resources and I can get a conviction on a tuna sandwich.

    please note all the other people he talked to who didn’t lie to Fitzgerald and weren’t therefore convicted of four felonies.

  52. 52.

    RSA

    June 13, 2007 at 6:17 pm

    And before any of this testimony, we now know that Fitzie already knew who was responsible for the leak. But he spent all the time trying to trap another guy.

    Fitzgerald must be some prosecutor: simply by asking questions he traps Libby into lying to the grand jury. Damn his insistence on honest answers! I’m glad that other people, such as the police, never ask suspects questions for which they already know the answers.

  53. 53.

    demimondian

    June 13, 2007 at 6:18 pm

    tonight’s episode of The Sopranos in the White House.

    Really, it sounds more like a summary of a plot sequence for _The Young and the Restless_ or _Desperate Housewives_.

    Jenna was going after Rove while he was taking a leak. When she found him, Libby covered up, but got caught in his fly. Jenna can prove that Libby was there, uncovered, but not that Rove was there, too, because Libby didn’t do…something.

    I mean, really, Chad — do you expect any of us to take that seriously?

  54. 54.

    Chad N. Freude

    June 13, 2007 at 6:58 pm

    I mean, really, Chad—do you expect any of us to take that seriously

    Well, yeah, the true story that the serial was inspired by.

    But I was just caught by the announcer-synopsis style of Zifnab’s post, and this crowd certainly reminds me of the Sopranos: unquestioning loyalty, godfatherism, lying, killing (well, admittedly the Soprano mob kills directly, while the White House version arranges to have military personnel killed by others, but the parallel’s there).

  55. 55.

    srv

    June 13, 2007 at 7:11 pm

    Fitzgerald was going after Cheney and Rove for the leak. Libby lied to cover up, but got caught in his dishonesty. Fitzgerald can prove that Libby lied, but because Libby didn’t tell the truth, Fitzgerald can’t use Libby’s testimony against Karl and Dick.

    So Libby is taking the fall for Cheney and Rove, because he threw himself under the bus to save his two conspirators.

    Yeah, it was all dishonesty when it was actually Richard Armitage (not a Cheney eunuch) who gave Novak the scoop. Who then called Rove and proferred that info. Yeah, then Libby threw himself under the bus to protect Rove who had confirmed something Novak already knew from Armitage.

  56. 56.

    Andrew

    June 13, 2007 at 7:22 pm

    Give me all those resources and I can get a conviction on a tuna sandwich.

    Oh, so now you’re working for Socks? What other tasty treats is he having you investigate?

  57. 57.

    Jon H

    June 13, 2007 at 7:29 pm

    Well, it would be unstatesmanlike for Leahy to say, “Can you smell what I’m cookin’?”

  58. 58.

    DougJ

    June 13, 2007 at 7:33 pm

    I can’t talk about Socksgate anymore? Fine, how about the Socks-for-food scandal that Clinton coordinated with Kofi Annan? Surely that was worse than anything that’s gone on in this administration.

  59. 59.

    Chad N. Freude

    June 13, 2007 at 7:45 pm

    Hey, srv –

    Yéáh, ít wás áll díshóñésty whéñ ít wás áçtúálly Ríçhárd Ármítágé (ñót á Çhéñéy éúñúçh) whó gávé Ñóvák thé sçóóp. Whó théñ çálléd Róvé áñd próférréd thát íñfó. Yéáh, théñ Líbby thréw hímsélf úñdér thé bús tó prótéçt Róvé whó hád çóñfírméd sóméthíñg Ñóvák álréády kñéw fróm Ármítágé.

  60. 60.

    srv

    June 13, 2007 at 9:39 pm

    I had a dream, and it was Chad at some French cafe. A group of American hating mimes were pecking away at his UN keyboard with their gay baquets.

  61. 61.

    Tulkinghorn

    June 14, 2007 at 4:47 am

    And before any of this testimony, we now know that Fitzie already knew who was responsible for the leak. But he spent all the time trying to trap another guy.

    Just a big show.

    If Fitz knew about that specific leak, he was also learning about a whole series of leaks that appeared to be a conspiracy. Conspiracy is a crime too, and he never was able to complete the investigation because TO THIS DAY Libby has not testified truthfully about who planned, coordinated and conducted the conspiracy. Of course, Cheney’s own handwriting appears to condemn him, but Libby’s testimony is needed.

    In this situation, where you find a mid-level perp lying like a rug in order to protect the big boss, you throw the perp in prison for as long as you can, or surrender to organized crime. Then again, we know how republicans are soft on crime, so there is little point in expecting you to respect the rule of law.

  62. 62.

    Tulkinghorn

    June 14, 2007 at 5:06 am

    (BTW, the cliché you’re quoting refers to a ham sandwich.)

    It actually refers to indictment of a ham sandwich, not a conviction, whether of ham or any other lunchmeat. The phrase was coined by Sol Wachtler, a criminally inclined Republican judge, if you accept the claims he made in his prison memoir/apology “After the Madness”.

    I actually like many of Wachtler’s decisions as a judge, but he started his career as a GOP machine pol, in a path that led to paranoia, narcissism, and a series of criminal misogynistic acts that were in startling contradiction to his greatest judicial accomplishments.

  63. 63.

    Dreggas

    June 14, 2007 at 11:17 am

    Poor Ol’ Gonzo just can’t help himself: more here

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