• Menu
  • Skip to primary navigation
  • Skip to main content
  • Skip to primary sidebar

Before Header

  • About Us
  • Lexicon
  • Contact Us
  • Our Store
  • ↑
  • ↓
  • ←
  • →

Balloon Juice

Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Schmidt just says fuck it, opens a tea shop.

… riddled with inexplicable and elementary errors of law and fact

We are builders in a constant struggle with destroyers. let’s win this.

If you tweet it in all caps, that makes it true!

Shallow, uninformed, and lacking identity

No one could have predicted…

GOP baffled that ‘we don’t care if you die’ is not a winning slogan.

Dead end MAGA boomers crying about Talyor Swift being a Dem is my kind of music. Turn it up.

Imperialist aggressors must be defeated, or the whole world loses.

“Jesus paying for the sins of everyone is an insult to those who paid for their own sins.”

rich, arrogant assholes who equate luck with genius

Only Democrats have agency, apparently.

Technically true, but collectively nonsense

Proof that we need a blogger ethics panel.

Jack Smith: “Why did you start campaigning in the middle of my investigation?!”

I’d try pessimism, but it probably wouldn’t work.

Accountability, motherfuckers.

They were going to turn on one another at some point. It was inevitable.

Polls are now a reliable indicator of what corporate Republicans want us to think.

They’re not red states to be hated; they are voter suppression states to be fixed.

“woke” is the new caravan.

Quote tweet friends, screenshot enemies.

Trump’s legal defense is going to be a dumpster fire inside a clown car on a derailing train.

The republican speaker is a slippery little devil.

Mobile Menu

  • Four Directions Montana
  • Donate with Venmo, Zelle & PayPal
  • Site Feedback
  • War in Ukraine
  • Submit Photos to On the Road
  • Politics
  • On The Road
  • Open Threads
  • Topics
  • COVID-19 Coronavirus
  • Authors
  • About Us
  • Contact Us
  • Lexicon
  • Our Store
  • Politics
  • Open Threads
  • 2024 Elections
  • Garden Chats
  • On The Road
  • Targeted Fundraising!
You are here: Home / Open Threads / Joe-Joe

Joe-Joe

by Tim F|  July 2, 200711:24 am| 7 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

FacebookTweetEmail

Any Connecticut readers out there? I think it would be a fine idea to call your Independent Senator’s office and tell him how much you support his idea that the government should be able to surveil private citizens purely at its own discretion. I would certainly feel safer if president Hillary kept much closer tabs on the personal communications of a crazy warmonger like Joe Lieberman.

FacebookTweetEmail
Previous Post: « Uneasy Laughter
Next Post: The iBrick »

Reader Interactions

7Comments

  1. 1.

    srv

    July 2, 2007 at 11:34 am

    People keep asking, “What’s the matter with Kansas?”

    I want to know, What the Fuck is wrong with people in Connecticut? Sheesh, could we just sell them to Alabama or something?

  2. 2.

    srv

    July 2, 2007 at 11:34 am

    People keep asking, “What’s the matter with Kansas?”

    I want to know, What the Fuck is wrong with people in Connecticut? Sheesh, could we just sell them to Alabama or something?

  3. 3.

    srv

    July 2, 2007 at 11:35 am

    Sheesh, it was worth saying twice, but I only hit the submit button once.

  4. 4.

    Dreggas

    July 2, 2007 at 11:50 am

    And to think, he could have been our Vice President…well not much difference between him and Dick really but *shudder*

  5. 5.

    HelenaMontana

    July 2, 2007 at 12:44 pm

    Are you kidding? Hillary and Holy Joe are spiritual twins. President Hillary would make Holy Joe Lord Of All Intelligence and he’d get the first look into your bank accounts/e-mail/phone calls.

  6. 6.

    Tax Analyst

    July 2, 2007 at 12:46 pm

    Well, I’m originally FROM Connecticut, but my family moved when I was 9 and the last time I set foot there was 1964, when I went back to visit relatives and see the World’s Fair in New York. Both entirely forgettable events in my book, except I don’t think I’ll ever be able to forget the trauma of the “It’s A Small World” ride…Gawd, what an AWFUL experience…several never-ending minutes of being hectored by gnome-like robots endlessly taunting me about just HOW SMALL this world could really be. But even that wouldn’t twist my brain up enough to vote for Pious Joe.

  7. 7.

    sglover

    July 2, 2007 at 2:43 pm

    Calling won’t make any difference. Fuckwit Joe has only *one* constituent who matters — himself. Well, be fair, two — there’s the financial industry to look out for…..

Comments are closed.

Primary Sidebar

Recent Comments

  • SiubhanDuinne on I Am All For This! (Apr 17, 2024 @ 4:34pm)
  • sab on I Am All For This! (Apr 17, 2024 @ 4:33pm)
  • Jay on I Am All For This! (Apr 17, 2024 @ 4:32pm)
  • Leto on I Am All For This! (Apr 17, 2024 @ 4:32pm)
  • Jackie on I Am All For This! (Apr 17, 2024 @ 4:31pm)

🎈Keep Balloon Juice Ad Free

Become a Balloon Juice Patreon
Donate with Venmo, Zelle or PayPal

Balloon Juice Posts

View by Topic
View by Author
View by Month & Year
View by Past Author

Balloon Juice Meetups!

All Meetups
Talk of Meetups – Meetup Planning
Proposed BJ meetups list from frosty

Fundraising 2023-24

Wis*Dems Supreme Court + SD-8
Virginia House Races
Four Directions – Montana
Worker Power AZ
Four Directions – Arizona
Four Directions – Nevada

Featuring

Medium Cool
Artists in Our Midst
Authors in Our Midst
Positive Climate News
War in Ukraine
Cole’s “Stories from the Road”
Classified Documents Primer

Calling All Jackals

Site Feedback
Nominate a Rotating Tag
Submit Photos to On the Road
Balloon Juice Mailing List Signup
Balloon Juice Anniversary (All Links)
Balloon Juice Anniversary (All Posts)

Fix Nyms with Apostrophes

Balloon Juice for Ukraine

Donate

Twitter / Spoutible

Balloon Juice (Spoutible)
WaterGirl (Spoutible)
TaMara (Spoutible)
John Cole
DougJ (aka NYT Pitchbot)
Betty Cracker
Tom Levenson
David Anderson
Major Major Major Major
ActualCitizensUnited

Political Action 2024

Postcard Writing Information

Balloon Juice for Four Directions AZ

Donate

Balloon Juice for Four Directions NV

Donate

Site Footer

Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

  • Facebook
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • YouTube
  • Comment Policy
  • Our Authors
  • Blogroll
  • Our Artists
  • Privacy Policy

Copyright © 2024 Dev Balloon Juice · All Rights Reserved · Powered by BizBudding Inc

Share this ArticleLike this article? Email it to a friend!

Email sent!