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Joe-Joe

by Tim F|  July 2, 200711:24 am| 7 Comments

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Any Connecticut readers out there? I think it would be a fine idea to call your Independent Senator’s office and tell him how much you support his idea that the government should be able to surveil private citizens purely at its own discretion. I would certainly feel safer if president Hillary kept much closer tabs on the personal communications of a crazy warmonger like Joe Lieberman.

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  1. 1.

    srv

    July 2, 2007 at 11:34 am

    People keep asking, “What’s the matter with Kansas?”

    I want to know, What the Fuck is wrong with people in Connecticut? Sheesh, could we just sell them to Alabama or something?

  2. 2.

    srv

    July 2, 2007 at 11:34 am

    People keep asking, “What’s the matter with Kansas?”

    I want to know, What the Fuck is wrong with people in Connecticut? Sheesh, could we just sell them to Alabama or something?

  3. 3.

    srv

    July 2, 2007 at 11:35 am

    Sheesh, it was worth saying twice, but I only hit the submit button once.

  4. 4.

    Dreggas

    July 2, 2007 at 11:50 am

    And to think, he could have been our Vice President…well not much difference between him and Dick really but *shudder*

  5. 5.

    HelenaMontana

    July 2, 2007 at 12:44 pm

    Are you kidding? Hillary and Holy Joe are spiritual twins. President Hillary would make Holy Joe Lord Of All Intelligence and he’d get the first look into your bank accounts/e-mail/phone calls.

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    Tax Analyst

    July 2, 2007 at 12:46 pm

    Well, I’m originally FROM Connecticut, but my family moved when I was 9 and the last time I set foot there was 1964, when I went back to visit relatives and see the World’s Fair in New York. Both entirely forgettable events in my book, except I don’t think I’ll ever be able to forget the trauma of the “It’s A Small World” ride…Gawd, what an AWFUL experience…several never-ending minutes of being hectored by gnome-like robots endlessly taunting me about just HOW SMALL this world could really be. But even that wouldn’t twist my brain up enough to vote for Pious Joe.

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    sglover

    July 2, 2007 at 2:43 pm

    Calling won’t make any difference. Fuckwit Joe has only *one* constituent who matters — himself. Well, be fair, two — there’s the financial industry to look out for…..

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