Please disregard the Palfrey-related rumors floating around Washington. They’re probably bogus. But if true, I cannot tell you what lengths I will go to avoid reading the Starr Report about it. Seriously. If Wolf Blitzer has a celebrity panel talking about distinguishing marks I might put a brick through my teevee.
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ThymeZone
We shan’t rest until the sex lives of Tim and John are fully exposed. How else are we to judge their moral authority?
Tim F.
When did I claim moral authority? You must have gotten lost on the way to Blogs for Brownback.
Cyrus
That’s it? Dick Cheney accused (rumored vaguely) to be one of the clients on The Madam’s List? How anticlimactic, pun very much not intended. John
“Crisco”“John” Ashcroft or some even better-known Republican Congressional leader or any member of the Bush family, now that would be entertaining. But this kind of pales to shooting a man in the face.Rome Again
John Cole does not HAVE sex, how can anyone expose something that doesn’t exist?
As for Tim, well, I think that’s better left undercover.
ThymeZone
No, no. You guys don’t get to claim it, we get to decide that.
It’s all there in the by-laws.
Billy K
If Darth Cheney was on the list, the list would’ve never seen the light of day. And Palfrey wouldn’t have either.
jrg
Dear Balloon Juice,
I’ve always read about this sort of thing in magazines, but I never thought it would happen to me.
He was dressed to the 9’s in a $3,000 Dolce & Gabbana suit. When he snarled at me across the bar, I knew something magical was going to happen. Little did I know, within a few hours, I would be covered in his light, sweet crude, well screwed like a detainee, and experiencing my umpteenth mind-blowing palpitation of the evening…
Jake
Laugh? Scream? Vomit profusely?
Rusty Shackleford
Well, if your wife was a lesbian like Lynne Cheney wouldn’t you seek services elsewhere?
The Other Steve
I don’t believe it for a minute.
Everything I’ve read about Palfrey, she lined up high-class women with high-class men.
Not once has anybody talked about her running a pedophilia ring.
The Other Andrew
Should an elderly, overweight man with a heart-condition be engaging in something like that?
ThymeZone
Hey, I resent that. I’m six feet and 165 lbs. Hardly overweight.
Rome Again
I don’t consider you elderly either, I don’t think you were the subject of that post TZ.
It’s okay, you’re “good to go”. ;)
Jake
If it leads to the following headline:
“Cheney at Bethesda Naval after Pleasure Pit mishap”
Then the answer is an emphatic YES!
Dreggas
Fixed
Jake
tens unit
Yes? No? Do I wanna know???
Hmmm. No mention of ball gags or leather hoods. But that might explain why DC doesn’t understand all of the fuss about torturing prisoners.
ThymeZone
Woo hoo!
Dreggas
Yes. Thus further proving the “If you think it we can kink it” theory.
And yes many “toy” stores sell the tens unit as well as items designed to be used with it.
jake
Holy shit. I only knew what it was because I write about Medicare. And now I can’t get the words lymphedema pump out of my mind. [Pours bleach in ear]
There’s a reference book for ya: Fun with Medicare Covered Medical Equipment.
Dreggas
I think one like that has already been written.