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You are here: Home / Sports / Orders

Orders

by Tim F|  July 11, 20073:19 pm| 68 Comments

This post is in: Sports, Republican Crime Syndicate - aka the Bush Admin.

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Did you know that the president can order a private citizen to do things? It’s true.

WASHINGTON (AP) _ President Bush has ordered his former White House counsel, Harriet Miers, to defy a congressional subpoena and refuse to testify Thursday before a House panel investigating…

The outrage isn’t over yet. After he got off the phone with Harriet the prez called and ordered me to post this video. Apparently the demo software promotional clip in the beginning is part of the magic.

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  1. 1.

    The Other Steve

    July 11, 2007 at 3:23 pm

    Yeah, and staff also swear oaths to defend the President, rather than the country and constitution.

  2. 2.

    The Other Steve

    July 11, 2007 at 3:25 pm

    BTW, I think I got banned from Don Surber’s blog for questioning his Mark Foley defense of Vitter. I feel terribly saddened by this.

  3. 3.

    Fledermaus

    July 11, 2007 at 3:29 pm

    This is textbook “obstruction of justice” why the hell is this petulant man-child is still in the oval office?

  4. 4.

    Punchy

    July 11, 2007 at 3:30 pm

    I’m surprised he hasn’t ordered Congress to pass his immigration bill.

    This has become a farce of epic proportions. Of course, with that in mind, CNN is headlining a story about some obscure bank heist.

    I’m still waiting for Bush to order me to get laid.

  5. 5.

    cleek

    July 11, 2007 at 3:31 pm

    This is textbook “obstruction of justice” why the hell is this petulant man-child is still in the oval office?

    other than the fact that the Democrats haven’t yet met a fight they couldn’t back down from, i can’t think of any good reason.

  6. 6.

    pop

    July 11, 2007 at 3:32 pm

    So much for co-equal branches of government. If Congress pursues a contempt violation Bush pardons Harriet. Unless they’re prepared to find this constitutes impeachible conduct, this goes nowhere.

  7. 7.

    Tim F.

    July 11, 2007 at 3:36 pm

    I’m still waiting for Bush to order me to get laid.

    It sounds like he can order Harriet around. I bet if you call your Senator they could work something out.

  8. 8.

    The Other Steve

    July 11, 2007 at 3:37 pm

    via yglesias

    BusinessWeek article on Medical wait times

    As it turns out, the waiting line in America is worse than most countries with universal healthcare.

  9. 9.

    The Other Steve

    July 11, 2007 at 3:39 pm

    I apologize in advance for bringing up more interesting and important things other than Punchy getting it on with Harriet Miers.

  10. 10.

    ThymeZone

    July 11, 2007 at 3:41 pm

    Can you ask him to order my boss to stop piling work on my damn desk whenever somebody quits around here?

  11. 11.

    John Cole

    July 11, 2007 at 3:44 pm

    Funny how fast you leftards forget that CLINTON GOT A BLOWJOB!

  12. 12.

    Dreggas

    July 11, 2007 at 3:46 pm

    can he order it so I don’t ever have to pay taxes again?

  13. 13.

    The Other Steve

    July 11, 2007 at 3:47 pm

    This is an interesting read. Once again, from yglesias.

    If I’m reading right, one example they give is the Spanish defeat by the British in 1588 leading to the collapse of the Spanish empire. Apparently Spain decided to engage Britain at the time, because Britain was supporting rebels in the Netherlands.

    The article looks at the similarities between this overreach, to calls for America to invade Syria or Iran.

  14. 14.

    Zifnab

    July 11, 2007 at 3:52 pm

    Funny how fast you leftards forget that CLINTON GOT A BLOWJOB!

    Yes, but that was a polite request.

  15. 15.

    Punchy

    July 11, 2007 at 3:54 pm

    I apologize in advance for bringing up more interesting and important things other than Punchy getting it on with Harriet Miers.

    Whoa. Is this what Tim meant? (chyme making its way up esophagus).

    I bet it must be hard for Fred Fielding to work for these guys. I bet on a daily basis, he just looks at his inbox and shakes his head, mumbling “they want me to justify what???”

    Then he glances at his law diploma and is forced to put it in the closet, out of sight.

  16. 16.

    Dreggas

    July 11, 2007 at 3:57 pm

    John Cole Says:

    Funny how fast you leftards forget that CLINTON GOT A BLOWJOB!

    but did he order it?

  17. 17.

    Rome Again

    July 11, 2007 at 3:57 pm

    Funny how fast you leftards forget that CLINTON GOT A BLOWJOB!

    Are you insinuating that Monica didn’t WANT to give it to him?

  18. 18.

    Fledermaus

    July 11, 2007 at 4:00 pm

    Can you ask him to order my boss to stop piling work on my damn desk whenever somebody quits around here

    While he’s ordering people about perhaps he could find the time to commute the sentences of all my clients as well like he did with Libby, I could have a 4 day weekend!

  19. 19.

    Zifnab

    July 11, 2007 at 4:10 pm

    Don’t forget how Hillary Clinton raped Vince Foster.

  20. 20.

    ThymeZone

    July 11, 2007 at 4:21 pm

    Whoa. Is this what Tim meant? (chyme making its way up esophagus).

    Oh fuck, that is funny.

  21. 21.

    Cain

    July 11, 2007 at 4:22 pm

    Funny how fast you leftards forget that CLINTON GOT A BLOWJOB!

    Finally, a “But Clinton did it” that I can applaud.

    cain

  22. 22.

    Ryan S.

    July 11, 2007 at 4:30 pm

    I’m still waiting for Bush to order me to get laid.

    Unfortunately any day now I expect the head of Homeland Security Mr. Jerkoff, to make an announcement to the effect, ” If the person known as Punchy gets laid, the terrorists win… I can can feel it in my bgutt.”
    Which will cause the statement “That dirty librul Punchy wants the terrorists to win.” to become a true statement.

  23. 23.

    Jake

    July 11, 2007 at 4:36 pm

    Did you know that the president can order a private citizen to do things?

    Of course he can, he’s Decider Man!

    Just wait until they try to question AG da AG again. “Sorry, Decider Man says I can’t talk to you. So nyah!”

  24. 24.

    binzinerator

    July 11, 2007 at 4:42 pm

    Funny how fast you leftards forget that CLINTON GOT A BLOWJOB!

    Gee, I thought it was consensual.

    And wouldn’t that be obstruction of pharynx, not obstruction of justice?

  25. 25.

    Dreggas

    July 11, 2007 at 4:48 pm

    binzinerator Says:

    Funny how fast you leftards forget that CLINTON GOT A BLOWJOB!

    Gee, I thought it was consensual.

    And wouldn’t that be obstruction of pharynx, not obstruction of justice?

    possibly but if she inhaled it would definitely be obstruction of Windpipe.

  26. 26.

    Rome Again

    July 11, 2007 at 4:55 pm

    possibly but if she inhaled it would definitely be obstruction of Windpipe.

    but, if she inhaled, that means she didn’t know how to do it right. ;)

  27. 27.

    binzinerator

    July 11, 2007 at 4:59 pm

    you leftards

    Yep. You leftards.

    And there’s rightards too. And libtards. Neocontards is too redundant.

    Say, what about libertariantards? (just doesn’t have a ring to it; maybe that’s why libertarians never get anywhere)

    Leotards (idiots born late July to late August)

    AND… for those idiots who are idiots all the time:

    Unitards

    Tardee-har-har!

    (I figure any thread that brings up the suggestion of a poster getting it on with Harriet Miers can withstand the preceeding OT. Besides, it just don’t get any more yucky that than unwanted mental image. Yeesh.)

  28. 28.

    Dreggas

    July 11, 2007 at 5:04 pm

    Rome Again Says:

    possibly but if she inhaled it would definitely be obstruction of Windpipe.

    but, if she inhaled, that means she didn’t know how to do it right.

    very true.

  29. 29.

    Punchy

    July 11, 2007 at 5:06 pm

    Just wait until they try to question AG da AG again. “Sorry, Decider Man says I can’t talk to you. So nyah!”

    This’d be much funnier if I didn’t actually think that there’s a very good chance he’ll do this in future investigations.

  30. 30.

    binzinerator

    July 11, 2007 at 5:12 pm

    …a very good chance he’ll do this in future investigations.

    Uh, I think that’s what our unitard president has been doing for years now, in every investigation.

  31. 31.

    Ellison, Ellensburg, Ellers, and Lambchop

    July 11, 2007 at 5:25 pm

    I personally don’t see any quote from anyone in that story saying there was any “order.” So no mention of an “order,” yet it’s the AP’s headline? Anybody here find that a bit curious?

    So given the AP’s recent track record for unbiased reportage, I’m going to assume that the White House requested (definition 5a in MW of “directed,” which is the word the attorney used) that she not testify, as that seems infinitely more likely than the AP’s more sensationalist, EvilBushHitlerBurton version.

    By the way, here’s how the press treats the word “directed” when it’s a Clinton doing the “directing:”

    Denying that Hillary Rodham Clinton directed or ordered him to purge the White House travel office in 1993…

    Clinton directed his aides Bruce R. Lindsey and Sidney Blumenthal not to answer some questions and cite executive privilege when they were brought before the grand jury last month.

    Democrat: directed and ordered are two different things.
    RepubliNazi: substitute “ordered” for “directed” in headlines and ledes. And try to spell “ordered” so that it reads well in a Col. Klink-y Nazi accent!

    No, there’s no media bias!

  32. 32.

    LarryB

    July 11, 2007 at 5:25 pm

    If I’m reading right, one example they give is the Spanish defeat by the British in 1588 leading to the collapse of the Spanish empire.

    Jeez, you don’t have stretch your historical analogy that far…how about the USSR Afghanastan debacle leading to the fall of the Berlin wall? Much closer to home, especially since we appear to be pretty much on track to repeat ing it.

  33. 33.

    grumpy realist

    July 11, 2007 at 5:29 pm

    Good article from Marty:

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/marty-kaplan/i-believe-for-every-drop-_b_55753.html

    I especially liked the comment about Bush having turned narcissism into a theory of government.

  34. 34.

    Tim F.

    July 11, 2007 at 5:43 pm

    Nice work lambchop, an unsupported allegation and an inappropriate analogy (Lindsey and Blumenthal were working for the WH at the time). This must explain why they pay you the big bucks.

  35. 35.

    Rome Again

    July 11, 2007 at 5:44 pm

    No, there’s no media bias!

    After all the shenanigans this man named Bush has pulled, the fact that you can still pipe his bullshit makes me believe you are nothing but thoroughly insane.

    ::ignoring the Lambchop, and will only consider it as a possible entree for a not-too-distant dinner!::

  36. 36.

    Ellison, Ellensburg, Ellers, and Lambchop

    July 11, 2007 at 5:56 pm

    an unsupported allegation and an inappropriate analogy

    Suuuure… unsupported allegation… Care to be specific or anything? Is the word “order” in a quote and I missed it? Please point it out to me.

    And, as is your wont, you misread (really, Tim…ignorance or dishonesty? This happens so often…). I clearly wasn’t comparing Lindsey/Blumenthal to Miers. I was quite plainly contrasting the use of the word “directed” vs. the use of the word “ordered.” Can you think of a reason the AP substituted “ordered” for “directed” only in Bush’s case?

    I know, it ruins your silly little thread, title and all, but come on. This is so rudimentary.

  37. 37.

    Ellison, Ellensburg, Ellers, and Lambchop

    July 11, 2007 at 6:00 pm

    the fact that you can still pipe his bullshit makes me believe you are nothing but thoroughly insane.

    Sorry, Rome, but you’ll have to inform us what “bullshit” of Bush’s I was “piping.” He’s never made any of the points I just made, AFAIK.

    I know, you’re not thinking, you’re ranting. “Anyone who doesn’t excuse everything the anti-Bush mob does is a Bush bullshit piper!” Whatever, dude.

  38. 38.

    Jake

    July 11, 2007 at 6:01 pm

    And wouldn’t that be obstruction of pharynx, not obstruction of justice?

    Perhaps you know something about Clinton that we don’t?

    Zounds.

  39. 39.

    Chad N. Freude

    July 11, 2007 at 6:01 pm

    I’m going to assume that the White House requested (definition 5a in MW of “directed,” which is the word the attorney used) that she not testify

    You are going to be wrong.

    Miers’ lawyer George Manning wrote that Miers is “subject to conflicting commands, with Congress demanding the production of information that the Counsel to the President has informed her she is prohibited from disclosing.”

  40. 40.

    Rome Again

    July 11, 2007 at 6:06 pm

    Sorry, Rome, but you’ll have to inform us what “bullshit” of Bush’s I was “piping.” He’s never made any of the points I just made, AFAIK.

    Don’t act like I don’t know what team you play on man, and don’t pretend that your side is being persecuted by the media when the media has been on your side from the get go.

    Perhaps you should have spent the last six years standing on MY side of the fence, where what we feel and believe couldn’t even be MENTIONED on a fucking television or in a a newspaper. Take your bullshit and play it elsewhere Lambchop, you’re not fooling anyone.

  41. 41.

    Tim F.

    July 11, 2007 at 6:07 pm

    Suuuure… unsupported allegation

    No you’re quite right – it’s actually two inappropriate analogies. Everybody whom you mentioned was in the White House’s employ at the time that your “infractions” occurred. Even if your feverish freep conspiracies turned out to be correct (they didn’t, life is tough sometimes) you would still lack a point.

    It amuses me to no end that you fixate on the difference between the words “ordered” and “directed” when in the context of the president speaking to a private citizen the difference is entirely irrelevant. He commanded, ordered, directed, whispered quietly but urgently in their ear, whatever. Since they don’t work for him it amounts to the exact same thing. Too bad, you seem bright enough to figure that out without my help.

  42. 42.

    Chad N. Freude

    July 11, 2007 at 6:11 pm

    He commanded, ordered, directed, whispered quietly but urgently

    You left out prohibited.

  43. 43.

    Chad N. Freude

    July 11, 2007 at 6:17 pm

    I am both Amused and Bemused by the seeming inability of Lambchop, Paul L, and all the other AHA! shouters to do a little fact checking when there’s a conclusion just waiting to be jumped to.

  44. 44.

    Dreggas

    July 11, 2007 at 6:21 pm

    Chad N. Freude Says:

    I am both Amused and Bemused by the seeming inability of Lambchop, Paul L, and all the other AHA! shouters to do a little fact checking when there’s a conclusion just waiting to be jumped to.

    I believe I will call it the “Frogger Theory” of blog debate.

  45. 45.

    Chad N. Freude

    July 11, 2007 at 6:25 pm

    the “Frogger Theory” of blog debate

    Fixed.

  46. 46.

    Jake

    July 11, 2007 at 6:37 pm

    the “Frogger Theory” of bclog debate

    Alternate fix.

  47. 47.

    garyb50

    July 11, 2007 at 6:45 pm

    Congratulations, Ballon Juice Commenters… You have once again produced another in a very long line of meaningless posts.

    You never let me down.

  48. 48.

    Chad N. Freude

    July 11, 2007 at 6:48 pm

    You never let me down.

    That’s why we’re here, man.

  49. 49.

    Chad N. Freude

    July 11, 2007 at 6:49 pm

    Congratulations, Ballon Juice Commenters

    Gary, are you French?

  50. 50.

    ThymeZone

    July 11, 2007 at 6:58 pm

    You never let me down.

    Michael Chertoff has a gut feeling about you.

  51. 51.

    Krista

    July 11, 2007 at 7:45 pm

    “Clog debate”? Are we back to discussing obstructed windpipes again?

  52. 52.

    Rome Again

    July 11, 2007 at 8:35 pm

    Are we back to discussing obstructed windpipes again?

    You were blown away by it, weren’t you? Go ahead and admit it. ;)

  53. 53.

    Chad N. Freude

    July 11, 2007 at 8:42 pm

    Since nobody else has said it, I guess I have to.

    The difference between Harriet Miers and Monica Lewinski is that the President ordered Miers to keep her mouth shut.

  54. 54.

    Lee

    July 11, 2007 at 8:50 pm

    Holy Crap! I couldn’t stop watching that. I was mesmerized… I think

  55. 55.

    Zifnab

    July 11, 2007 at 9:00 pm

    The difference between Harriet Miers and Monica Lewinski is that the President ordered Miers to keep her mouth shut.

    PotD!

    Of course, the executive privilege meme is getting to be a bit harder to swallow. And after the way they took Sarah Taylor to the cleaners, I wouldn’t be surprised if that last deposition really stained her record. The Senate really gave her a dressing down, eh?

    My favorite bit of the entire affair was when Arlen Specter points out at the end of it all that Sarah Taylor would have been better off if she hadn’t answered a single query, rather than giving a dozen dodgy half answers that more or less handed Leahy everything he could have expected to get.

  56. 56.

    mattski

    July 11, 2007 at 9:26 pm

    man i’m a little too tired to add snark after getting through that work out video. Man am i beat

  57. 57.

    jake

    July 11, 2007 at 9:37 pm

    Of course, the executive privilege meme is getting to be a bit harder to swallow.

    Maybe if it starts drinking pineapple juice.

  58. 58.

    Jon H

    July 11, 2007 at 9:39 pm

    It’s only a matter of time before Bush converts to Islam and marries Miers, so she doesn’t have to testify against him.

  59. 59.

    Cain

    July 11, 2007 at 10:05 pm

    Of course, the executive privilege meme is getting to be a bit harder to swallow.

    You shouldn’t believe everything Monica Lewinsky says, Jake.

    cain

  60. 60.

    tBone

    July 11, 2007 at 10:43 pm

    Too bad, you seem bright enough to figure that out without my help.

    Really, Tim…ignorance or dishonesty? This happens so often…

  61. 61.

    Face

    July 11, 2007 at 11:04 pm

    Wow, the talking chick’s got some serious DSLs. Like catapillers glued to her face. Nice.

    And is that a dude in the back?

  62. 62.

    Rusty Shackleford

    July 12, 2007 at 7:41 am

    Tim F. Says:

    I’m still waiting for Bush to order me to get laid.

    It sounds like he can order Harriet around. I bet if you call your Senator they could work something out.

    July 11th, 2007 at 3:36 pm

    Correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe Harriet Miers is still a virgin.

  63. 63.

    chopper

    July 12, 2007 at 8:44 am

    man i’m a little too tired to add snark after getting through that work out video. Man am i beat

    eeeeeewwww…

  64. 64.

    The Other Steve

    July 12, 2007 at 9:18 am

    Correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe Harriet Miers is still a virgin.

    Does having hot lesbian sex count against virginity?

  65. 65.

    Andrew

    July 12, 2007 at 9:44 am

    Does having hot lesbian sex count against virginity?

    Is Hillary wearing a strap-on?

  66. 66.

    Jake

    July 12, 2007 at 3:14 pm

    Correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe Harriet Miers is still a virgin

    .

    Does having hot lesbian sex count against virginity?

    “Hot” and “Harriet Miers” only belong in the same sentence if she has a fever. “Harriet Miers” and “sex” only belong in the following sentence: “Harriet Miers is a member of the female sex.”

  67. 67.

    BIRDZILLA

    July 14, 2007 at 1:37 pm

    Bush is no differnt then Clinton they both are not abiding by the laws they have made

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    July 12, 2007 at 1:02 am

    […] Former White House Political Director Sara Taylor told a tale, not all of it, to Congress. That was enough for Bush to direct or order former White House Counsel Harriet Miers not to show up at all. Taylor told a Senate committee she did not discuss the firing of attorneys with Bush. “Your answer that you did not discuss these matters with the president and, to the best of your knowledge, he was not involved is going to make some nervous at the White House,” Sen. Patrick J. Leahy (D-Vt.), chairman of the Judiciary Committee, told Taylor. “It seriously undercuts his claim of executive privilege if he was not involved.” […]

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