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Sorry, Sully

by John Cole|  July 16, 200712:14 pm| 59 Comments

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But that isn’t the best line from a movie ever.

Hell, it isn’t even the best line from that movie- my personal favorite:

Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?
Applicant: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
Hedley Lamarr: You said rape twice.
Applicant: I like rape.

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  1. 1.

    Dreggas

    July 16, 2007 at 12:32 pm

    WACO KID: “No no don’t shoot him, you’ll only make him mad.”

  2. 2.

    Dreggas

    July 16, 2007 at 12:36 pm

    CONGREGATION SINGING: “Now is a time of great decision, are we to stay or up and flee? There’s no avoiding this conclusion, our town is turning into shit…”

    REVEREND: “I will now read from the books of Matthew, Mark, Luke, and Duck!”

  3. 3.

    jg

    July 16, 2007 at 12:38 pm

    Someday I’ll see that movie. Right after It’s A Beautiful Life

  4. 4.

    jenniebee

    July 16, 2007 at 12:43 pm

    I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I’m all out of bubblegum.

  5. 5.

    Walker

    July 16, 2007 at 12:47 pm

    I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I’m all out of bubblegum.

    Put on the sunglasses!

  6. 6.

    Halffasthero

    July 16, 2007 at 12:47 pm

    That whole movie was a work of art. Mel Brooks should have collaberated with Richard Pryor on another project. Those two worked together brilliantly.

    Incidentally, my favorite scene was when the future sheriff was trying to convince Slim Pickens that – to tell the big family secret, a family member was Dutch or German (or something like that). I would be more precise but I can’t right now.

  7. 7.

    norbizness

    July 16, 2007 at 12:56 pm

    Some of my favorites when I had readers submit lines for the top 100…

    Dolemite: “Awwwww shit. What the hell does that rat soup-eating motherfucker want from me?”

    Better Off Dead: “Now that’s a real shame when folks be throwin’ away a perfectly good white boy like that.”

    The Sting: “Luther said I could learn some things from you. (pause) I already know how to drink.”

    The Maltese Falcon: “It was your fault! You idiot! You bloated imbecile! You stupid fat man!”

    Repo Man: “No Commies in my car. No Christians either!”

    Full Metal Jacket: “Private Pyle… you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely fuck you up.”

    Real Genius: “Gee, Kent, and we were going to make you King of the Winter Carnival.”

    and finally

    Plan 9 From Outer Space / Ed Wood: “Greetings, my friends. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I will spend the rest of our lives. And remember, my friends… future events such as these will affect you… in the future!”

  8. 8.

    zmulls

    July 16, 2007 at 12:58 pm

    In Sully’s defense, he has been running a whole series of contenders for “Best Movie Line Ever” — I don’t think he’s naming that particular one as THE best.

  9. 9.

    cleek

    July 16, 2007 at 1:30 pm

    ‘Half of writing history is hiding the truth.’

    &

    ‘People don’t like to be meddled with. We tell them what to do, what to think, don’t run, don’t walk. We’re in their homes and in their heads and we haven’t the right. We’re meddlesome.’

    &

    ‘Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later. ‘

    Serenity

  10. 10.

    Third Eye Open

    July 16, 2007 at 1:38 pm

    Full Metal Jacket:“the dead only know one thing; That it is better to be alive”

  11. 11.

    RSA

    July 16, 2007 at 1:44 pm

    Hell, it isn’t even the best line from that movie

    My personal favorite: “Where da white women at?”

    And from Repo Man:

    Ever been to Utah? Ra-di-a-tion. Yes, indeed. You hear the most outrageous lies about it. Half-baked goggle-box do-gooders telling everybody it’s bad for you. Pernicious nonsense. Everybody could stand a hundred chest X-rays a year. They ought to have them, too. When they canceled the project it almost did me in. One day my mind was full to bursting. The next day – nothing. Swept away. But I’ll show them. I had a lobotomy in the end.

    Not that I can quote the whole thing, though I have friends who can. For me, it’s enough to say, “Pernicious nonsense.”

  12. 12.

    The Other Steve

    July 16, 2007 at 1:46 pm

    Ahh, Full Metal Jacket is just full of great quotations.

    Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn’t Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?

    Private Joker: How can you shoot women or children?
    Door Gunner: Easy! Ya just don’t lead ’em so much! Ain’t war hell?

  13. 13.

    Third Eye Open

    July 16, 2007 at 1:51 pm

    As Good As It Gets:People who speak in metaphors can shampoo my crotch

  14. 14.

    Chad N. Freude

    July 16, 2007 at 1:54 pm

    How about the most prophetic line?

    Casablanca: “We’ll always have Paris.”

  15. 15.

    canuckistani

    July 16, 2007 at 2:03 pm

    I thought I was the last living fan of Repo “Let’s get sushi and not pay!” Man. Glad to see there are others out there. You could fill a top 50 quote list from that film alone. The radiation quote alone is worth the price of the movie.

  16. 16.

    Mr Furious

    July 16, 2007 at 2:04 pm

    Mel Brooks should have collaberated with Richard Pryor on another project.

    It wasn’t Pryor, it was Cleavon Little.

    Plenty of great “Blazing Saddles “quotes/exchanges here. Always enjoyed the shock value of this one:

    Bart: Mornin’, ma’am. And isn’t it a lovely mornin’?
    Elderly woman: Up yours nigger.

    If you can’t handle that, make sure you don’t ever rent the movie…

  17. 17.

    RSA

    July 16, 2007 at 2:04 pm

    A memorable line from a movie I saw just last night, Undead:

    When I was a kid, we fucking respected our parents. We didn’t fucking eat them!

  18. 18.

    Mr Furious

    July 16, 2007 at 2:31 pm

    Sully’s been running the movie quotes for a while, some I agree with, others not so much. There are probably fifty better quotes from “Blazing Saddles” in particular.

    He did a better job with “Pulp Fiction” yesterday, but that is also fertile ground. Tarentino can really do dialogue.

  19. 19.

    Crza

    July 16, 2007 at 2:33 pm

    The Big Lebowski: “Well, now you’re privy to all the new shit…”

  20. 20.

    Tom Hilton

    July 16, 2007 at 2:34 pm

    RSA, Repo Man is just chock full of great lines. Like

    The more you drive, the less intelligent you get

    and

    John Wayne was a fag!

    and

    Don’t want no commies in my car. No Christians either.

    and an exchange that may well be my favorite:

    Leila: Otto, what about our relationship?
    Otto: Huh?
    Leila: Otto! Our RELATIONSHIP!
    Otto: Fuck that.
    Leila: You ASSHOLE! I’m glad I tortured you!

  21. 21.

    The Disenfranchised Voter

    July 16, 2007 at 2:39 pm

    I like the line from the opening scene of the Usual Suspects:

    Gimme the keys you cocksuckamothafucka!

  22. 22.

    jenniebee

    July 16, 2007 at 2:50 pm

    Time Bandits:

    Wally: Do you mean you knew what was happening to us all the time?
    Supreme Being: Well, of course. I am the Supreme Being, I’m not entirely dim…

  23. 23.

    ccham

    July 16, 2007 at 2:50 pm

    Is the first 45 minutes of Full Metal Jacket too long to count as one quote?

    “This is my rifle.
    This is my gun.
    This is for shooting.
    This is for fun.”
    “Five foot nine! I didn’t know they stacked shit that high.”

  24. 24.

    Vlad

    July 16, 2007 at 2:52 pm

    Just one more vote here for Repo Man as an awesome movie.

    Another one that’s riddled with classic dialogue: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly. “When you have to shoot, shoot, don’t talk!” … “Such ingratitude, after all the times I’ve saved your life.” … “You see, in this world, there’s two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.”

    Etc.

  25. 25.

    myiq2xu

    July 16, 2007 at 2:55 pm

    My favorite is from Unforgiven:

    Little Bill (Gene Hackman): “You sir, are a cowardly son-of-a-bitch! You just shot an unarmed man!”

    Will Munny (Clint Eastwood): “Well he should have armed himself, if he was gonna decorate his saloon with my friend.”

  26. 26.

    cleek

    July 16, 2007 at 2:59 pm

    The Outlaw Josue Wales has some good ones, too.

    JW: “You a bounty hunter?”
    BH: “A man’s gotta do something for a living these days.”
    JW: “Dyin’ ain’t much of a livin’ boy.”
    *bang*

  27. 27.

    cleek

    July 16, 2007 at 3:00 pm

    “The Outlaw Josue Wales” being the Hungarian remake of “The Outlaw Josey Wales”, of course.

  28. 28.

    jenniebee

    July 16, 2007 at 3:02 pm

    Repo Man, pfft. Big Trouble in Little China is a veritable treasure trove:

    Sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we’re not back by dawn… call the president.

    Like I told my last wife, I said, “Honey, I never drive faster than I can see, and besides… it’s all in the reflexes.”

    and…

    When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol’ Jack Burton always says at a time like that: “Have ya paid your dues, Jack?” “Yessir, the check is in the mail.”

  29. 29.

    Wilfred

    July 16, 2007 at 3:08 pm

    The Outlaw Josey Wales:

    Old Indian to JW: In Washington, they told us to ‘endeavor to persevere’. We thought about it for a long time. Endeavor to persevere. And when we had thought about it long enough, we declared war on the Union.

  30. 30.

    Vlad

    July 16, 2007 at 3:15 pm

    “Think you used enough dynamite there, Butch?”

  31. 31.

    Halffasthero

    July 16, 2007 at 3:17 pm

    Mr Furious Says:

    Mel Brooks should have collaberated with Richard Pryor on another project.

    It wasn’t Pryor, it was Cleavon Little.

    The screen play writers for “Blazing Saddles”

    Mel Brooks
    Norman Steinberg
    Andrew Bergman
    *Richard Pryor*
    Alan Uger

  32. 32.

    Focus On Your Own Damn Family!

    July 16, 2007 at 3:21 pm

    Clevon Little starred in Blazing Saddles, but Richard Pryor was one of the writers.

    “Look at this hand”
    “Steady as a rock!”
    “Yeah, but I shoot with this one…”

  33. 33.

    Tax Analyst

    July 16, 2007 at 3:25 pm

    Halffasthero Says:

    Mr Furious Says:

    Mel Brooks should have collaberated with Richard Pryor on another project.

    It wasn’t Pryor, it was Cleavon Little.

    The screen play writers for “Blazing Saddles”

    Mel Brooks
    Norman Steinberg
    Andrew Bergman
    Richard Pryor
    Alan Uger

    Yup…I was about to make the commment Mr. Furious did…then I looked it up on “IMDB” and noticed Pryor was a collaborator on “Blazing Saddles”. I got a little busy with some actual “work” to do here at work and didn’t get back until just now. Halffasthero is correct here. But Little sure was funny in that flick. It worked much better than if Pryor had done that role.

  34. 34.

    Jack Roy

    July 16, 2007 at 3:30 pm

    Shoot, that’s not even the best line from that scene. When Wilder pulls from a bottle of whiskey under the bed and refuses breakfast because “Food makes me sick.”

    Sheriff: “A man drinks like that, and he don’t eat, he is going to die.”
    Wilder: (hopefully) “When?”

  35. 35.

    Mike P.

    July 16, 2007 at 3:30 pm

    Just quote any line from “Raising Arizona.” Sully already highlighted one of my favorites – “Sometimes I get the menstrual cramps real hard.” But there are plenty more to choose from. “Ed’s womb was a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase,” or any of a dozen others.

  36. 36.

    Zifnab

    July 16, 2007 at 3:33 pm

    Because mafia movies kick ass –

    Nice Guy Eddie: C’mon, throw in a buck!
    Mr. Pink: Uh-uh, I don’t tip.
    Nice Guy Eddie: You don’t tip?
    Mr. Pink: Nah, I don’t believe in it.
    Nice Guy Eddie: You don’t believe in tipping?
    Mr. Blue: You know what these chicks make? They make shit.
    Mr. Pink: Don’t give me that. She don’t make enough money that she can quit.
    Nice Guy Eddie: I don’t even know a fucking Jew who’d have the balls to say that. Let me get this straight: you don’t ever tip?
    Mr. Pink: I don’t tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone deserves a tip, if they really put forth an effort, I’ll give them something a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it’s for the birds. As far as I’m concerned, they’re just doing their job.
    Mr. Blue: Hey, our girl was nice.
    Mr. Pink: She was okay. She wasn’t anything special.
    Mr. Blue: What’s special? Take you in the back and suck your dick?
    Nice Guy Eddie: I’d go over twelve percent for that.

    Paul Smecker: [Enters the police station, packed with cops] First of all, I’d like to thank whichever one of you donut-munching, barrel-assed, pud-pulling sissies leaked this to the press. That’s all we need now: some sensational story in the papers making these guys out to be superheroes, triumphing over evil. Let me squash the rumors right now: These two are not heroes. They’re just two ordinary men who were put in an extraordinary situation and just happened to come out on top. Yes, nothing from our far-reaching computer system has turned up diddly on these two. All we know is what we found out from the neighbors, and the general consensus is, they’re angels. But angels don’t kill. And we have two bodies in the morgue that look like they’ve been “serial-crushed by some huge friggin’ guy”.

  37. 37.

    Chad N. Freude

    July 16, 2007 at 3:33 pm

    I think “This is my rifle …” occurred in Battle Cry (1955). It’s not quoted for that film on IMDB, but this is:

    # “Family Guy” (1999)

    Stewie Griffin: [singing and pointing to rifle and crotch alternately] This is my rifle / This is my gun / This is for fighting / This is for fun!

  38. 38.

    RSA

    July 16, 2007 at 3:34 pm

    One of my guilty pleasures is The Big Hit, which is chock full of great lines. My favorite:

    Cisco: Yo, Gump. I don’t want no fuckups on this kidnapping, boy.

    Gump: Hey, yo, I ain’t like that no more, kid. Yo, you knows I gots my shit, uh-uh.

    Cisco: Together. You gots your shit together, you non-word remembering motherfucker.

    I like the irony of “you non-word remembering motherfucker.” This line runs through my head regularly, though it only comes out of my mouth occasionally.

    Oh, also, when I saw “Sully” in the thread title and “Movies” in the category, I thought John was making a reference to Commando, but it’s not quite the same:

    Matrix: Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?

    Sully: That’s right, Matrix. You did!

    Matrix: I lied.

  39. 39.

    Halffasthero

    July 16, 2007 at 3:36 pm

    Since we are throwing out favorite lines, one I always liked from “The Matrix”

    AGENT SMITH “You hear that, Mr. Anderson? That is the sound of inevitability…”

    Sort of OT: He is my favorite bad guy character.

    Tim Roth plays the best bad guys in general though. Excellent roles in “Rob Roy” and “The Musketeer”.

  40. 40.

    Dulcie

    July 16, 2007 at 3:39 pm

    Richard Pryor was originally slated to star in the movie, but the studio had a hissy fit.

    And my favorite line: “It’s twue…it’s weally twue!”

  41. 41.

    Tom Hilton

    July 16, 2007 at 4:05 pm

    Because you just can’t get enough Repo Man quotes:

    Debbi: Duke, let’s go do some crimes.
    Duke: Yeah. Let’s go get sushi and not pay.

    and

    It’s a lovely evening. You can almost see the stars.

    and

    Duke: The lights are growing dim Otto. I know a life of crime has led me to this sorry fate, and yet, I blame society. Society made me what I am.
    Otto: That’s bullshit. You’re a white suburban punk just like me.
    Duke: Yeah, but it still hurts.

    and of course

    My old lady? Oh, shit, I forgot all about her. Well, she’ll take the bus. She’s a rock.

  42. 42.

    Tom Hilton

    July 16, 2007 at 4:08 pm

    when I saw “Sully” in the thread title and “Movies” in the category, I thought John was making a reference to Commando

    As far as I’m concerned, there’s only one movie-related “Sully”, and it’s this one. “With a little sex in it…”

  43. 43.

    Wilfred

    July 16, 2007 at 4:09 pm

    Gary Busey’s character in D.C. Cab:

    “Bruce Lee ain’t dead you know. They got him frozen in carbonite down under Chatsworth. They’re gonna melt him down as soon as the economy gets better.”

  44. 44.

    semper fubar

    July 16, 2007 at 4:14 pm

    “New shit has come to light.”

    “Say what you like about National Socialism, Dude… at least it’s an ethos.”

    “I’ll suck your cock for a housand dollars. But Brant can’t watch. or he has to pay a hundred.”

  45. 45.

    Mr Furious

    July 16, 2007 at 4:21 pm

    “Look at this hand”
    “Steady as a rock!”
    “Yeah, but I shoot with this one…”

    LOL! Forgot all about that one. Classic.

    Nice catch on the Pryor credit, guys. I stand corrected and informed.

  46. 46.

    Dreggas

    July 16, 2007 at 4:23 pm

    WRT Blazing Saddles,

    Clevon Little played Sheriff Bart, Richard Pryor wrote the part.

  47. 47.

    Mr Furious

    July 16, 2007 at 4:28 pm

    Outlaw Josey Wales definitely had the best Clint lines ever. Perfect without going over the top. Cleek named my favorite already, but there’s always:

    “You boys gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?

  48. 48.

    Fred F.

    July 16, 2007 at 4:45 pm

    Also from Josey Wales I believe:

    “Don’t piss down my back and tell me it’s raining”

    Or something to that affect.

  49. 49.

    myiq2xu

    July 16, 2007 at 5:17 pm

    Oooh yeah, The Outlaw Josey Wales!

    Chief Dan George: “I didn’t surrender. But they took my horse and made him surrender.”

  50. 50.

    Mary

    July 16, 2007 at 5:19 pm

    Is it just me who remembers a tv pilot from the early seventies that was obviously meant to be a ripoff of Blazing Saddles, with a black sheriff called Sheriff Off-White?

    (Just me? OK.)

  51. 51.

    conumdrum

    July 16, 2007 at 6:46 pm

    I have it on excellent authority that one of the funniest lines in Blazing Saddles ended up on the cutting room floor, no doubt due to squeamish studio execs.

    It’s from the scene where Sheriff Bart is seduced by the saucy Lily Von Shtup.

    (Lily dims the lights. In the dark we hear her purr…)

    Lily: “So, is it twue that you people are, how you say, gifted?”

    (we hear the sound of a zipper slowly being tugged downward)

    Lily (moaning): “Oh, it’s twue… it’s twue!”

    A long pause.

    Bart: “Uh, excuse me, ma’am, but you’re sucking on my elbow.”

  52. 52.

    Cain

    July 16, 2007 at 7:59 pm

    *sigh* there goes my netflix queue. Thanks guys.

  53. 53.

    Randy Paul

    July 16, 2007 at 9:07 pm

    Actually, you’re both wrong.

  54. 54.

    Krista

    July 16, 2007 at 9:17 pm

    Loved Blazing Saddles…the whole bit where Bart held himself hostage was classic. “Oh lod’y lo’d, he’s despit! Do what he sayyyy!”

    The scenes with Dom DeLuise were great too…”They hurt Buddy! Let’s get ’em, girls!”

  55. 55.

    Geoduck

    July 17, 2007 at 1:44 am

    There actually was an unsuccessful attempt made at a Blazing Saddles spin-off sitcom called Black Bart, with Lou Gossett Jr. starring. It’s included as an extra on the Blazing Saddles DVD. Unfortunately, it’s awful.

    And Brook’s Young Frankenstein is equally quotable:

    “Are you telling me that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and half foot long, fifty-four wide gorilla? IS – THAT – WHAT – YOU’RE TELLING ME!?!”

  56. 56.

    Chris Johnson

    July 17, 2007 at 2:56 am

    *snrk*

    “What hump?”

    “IT!! COULD!!! WOOORRRRK!!!!!”

    Wilder’s role of a lifetime full of great roles :D though of course he’s also incredible in ‘The Producers’… and Charlie (not that that’s a Mel Brooks…)

  57. 57.

    DougJ

    July 17, 2007 at 10:40 am

    “Are you telling me that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and half foot long, fifty-four wide gorilla? IS – THAT – WHAT – YOU’RE TELLING ME”

    Truly a great scene.

    A line I always like (I realize this is corny and hackneyed) is at the end of Tootsie when Dustin Hoffman tells Jessica Lange “I was a better man with you as a woman than I ever was with a woman as a man.”

  58. 58.

    BIRDZILLA

    July 18, 2007 at 9:18 am

    Come to BEDFORD FALLS and say MERRY CHRISTAMS ot MR POTTER no matter how sour he is

  59. 59.

    Mr BBi

    July 20, 2007 at 10:31 pm

    [ Ghostbusters II ]
    Peter Venkman: “Kitten, I think what I’m saying, is that sometimes, shit happens, someone has to deal with it, and who ya gonna call?”

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