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You are here: Home / Politics / Domestic Politics / Another John In the Senate

Another John In the Senate

by John Cole|  July 18, 20073:50 pm| 88 Comments

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Via the Political Wire, I see that Larry Flynt may have the goods on another Senator:

KING: Will we be — I don’t want to get into names yet. Will we be shocked?

FLYNT: Yes.

KING: Were you shocked?

FLYNT: I was shocked, especially at one senator but…

KING: One senator especially?

FLYNT: Yes.

I hate that these stories make me feel like a petty, small man, but I relish them with almost unrestrained glee every time I come across them. I don’t like people outing people, I don’t like people having their private lives used against them- even if they are hypocrites.

I guess there is a simple solution, though- If you are an elected offical, stop fucking prostitutes while pushing idiotic morality laws and advocating jail time for the rest of us for the same behavior.

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  1. 1.

    Davebo

    July 18, 2007 at 4:04 pm

    Or how about elected officials, of all stripes, just stop fucking prostitutes??

    I mean, sure Vitter was a hypocrit, but isn’t any politician who pays to sleep with prostitutes, yet doesn’t oppose criminalization of prostitution.

  2. 2.

    Rex

    July 18, 2007 at 4:09 pm

    I hate that these stories make me feel like a petty, small man

    So get over it. I forgive you, John. You are not a petty small man.

  3. 3.

    capelza

    July 18, 2007 at 4:21 pm

    Well I am a woman, I embrace my small petty nature (just kidding). If some Congresscritter wants to have sex in a diaper while slathering horse vomit all over himself, singing “the Final Countdown” as he does it with a male goat, that’s fine (freaky, creepy, but it doesn’t hurt anyone, except maybe the goat).

    It’s when he wants to outlaw the same, campaigns on the evils of Europe (the band) and said kinky activities, not to mention normal people who just happen to want to marry someone of the same sex…then call me petty, because I enjoy it tremendously. And I especially love it when the wife, who critcised Hillary for staying with Bill stands next to her own husband with that prune face. That was priceless…

  4. 4.

    ThymeZone

    July 18, 2007 at 4:29 pm

    If you are an elected offical, stop fucking prostitutes while pushing idiotic morality laws and advocating jail time for the rest of us for the same behavior behavior your base doesn’t like.

    Revised.

  5. 5.

    RSA

    July 18, 2007 at 4:32 pm

    I agree that this is nothing more than entertaining Schadenfreude, but of course there’s little that’s more entertaining than Schadenfreude.

    Someone is probably going to be outed, and that person will probably make some pro-forma apologies to his wife, his constituency, and God. With all this pre-announcement publicity, I hope it becomes clear that apologizing for something after you’ve been caught doesn’t show much in the way of moral character; as with Vitter (and most of the other Republican criminals, for that matter), it’s impossible to distinguish his “I’m sorry” from “I’m sorry I was caught.”

  6. 6.

    Jake

    July 18, 2007 at 4:32 pm

    If you are an elected offical, stop fucking prostitutes while pushing idiotic morality laws and advocating jail time for the rest of us for the same behavior.

    Yep. So fuck ’em (only not really because I’ve got standards). I don’t feel petty or small at all, especially since these cretins are so willing to use other people’s private lives to make them feel not just small, but not human.

  7. 7.

    Zifnab

    July 18, 2007 at 4:32 pm

    Yeah, call me crazy, but isn’t prostitution still illegal in this country? At what point does the law-and-order crowd (you know, the guys scream “Giving Amnesty means not fighting crime!!1!one!” over immigration) need to start running on the same standards as the rest of us plebs?

    Is there a card or a license plate or something they give you when you become a Senator that lets you bang high-paid 20-year-old wannabe models on your taxpayer-funded desk and not get in trouble? It’s like watching Snoop Dog get busted for smoking pot the billionth time. Either throw the bastards in jail or legalize it. Because otherwise this is just stupid.

  8. 8.

    The Other Steve

    July 18, 2007 at 4:40 pm

    You know… Looking back on the Illinois Senate race of 2004. Jack Ryan wasn’t so bad.

    Sure, he was a creep and kept trying to push his wife into having public sex.

    But he didn’t cheat on her with a prostitute while wearing a diaper.

  9. 9.

    Wilfred

    July 18, 2007 at 4:41 pm

    Is it petty to hope that it’s some especially self-righteous prick like Lieberman?

    And who says it has to be a man? Maybe one of the women Senators has been fooling around.

  10. 10.

    Shinobi

    July 18, 2007 at 4:43 pm

    All these scandals due is highlight the prudery that is so endemic in american culture.

    If people weren’t so afraid to aknowledge sexuality, vanilla as well as more kinky stuff this wouldn’t be nearly the scandal that it is. The guy who gets my vote will be the guy who stands up and says

    “Yeah, I did pay prostitutes to nail me in the ass, and you know what, I was wrong for saying that this is a bad thing. This is what I enjoy, and as long as it is between two consenting adults, even if money changes hands, I think it should be legal and not a matter for shame. There is no shame in loving sex, nor is there shame in making money. Therefore I am putting forth a bill to legalize prostitution”

    I’m hate appologies. They knew it was illegal, they did it anyway, and I think the only thing they are sorry about is that they got caught. They should at least be man or woman enough to acknowledge what they did and take steps to fix the culture that makes having a sexual appetite a crime.

  11. 11.

    Zifnab

    July 18, 2007 at 4:45 pm

    And who says it has to be a man? Maybe one of the women Senators has been fooling around.

    That would be just absolutely too much Schadenfreude for me. If Kay Bailey Hutchensen came out as a prostitute-o-holic, I would just keel over dead in amazement.

  12. 12.

    Billy K

    July 18, 2007 at 4:47 pm

    What is that mem the GOP keeps trumpeting, re: immigration?? Oh yes, “Rule of law!”

  13. 13.

    snorkel

    July 18, 2007 at 4:47 pm

    I must have missed something. Can someone please fill me in on what this diaper thing is all about?

  14. 14.

    VidaLoca

    July 18, 2007 at 4:48 pm

    And who says it has to be a man? Maybe one of the women Senators has been fooling around.

    If it’s Hillary will it prove that the universe is a balanced and rational place?

  15. 15.

    Dreggas

    July 18, 2007 at 4:54 pm

    I concur with what everyone else here said. Of course I am a kinky depraved and hedonistic individual.

  16. 16.

    Jake

    July 18, 2007 at 4:55 pm

    If it’s Hillary will it prove that the universe is a balanced and rational place?

    Only if the pro looked like Lewinski.

  17. 17.

    chopper

    July 18, 2007 at 4:57 pm

    If you are an elected offical, stop fucking prostitutes while pushing idiotic morality laws and advocating jail time for the rest of us for the same behavior.

    you are so not a republican anymore, john.

  18. 18.

    semper fubar

    July 18, 2007 at 4:59 pm

    I know he’s not a senator, but I hope John Roberts name is on the list too – just so I can watch his circa-1957-model Stepford wifey and children up on stage defending him.

  19. 19.

    Dreggas

    July 18, 2007 at 5:02 pm

    Wait…what if it was Santorum? Now wouldn’t that take the cake.

  20. 20.

    Dreggas

    July 18, 2007 at 5:03 pm

    VidaLoca Says:
    If it’s Hillary will it prove that the universe is a balanced and rational place?

    *growl growl* PANT SUIT *growl growl*

  21. 21.

    IanY77

    July 18, 2007 at 5:04 pm

    semper fubar

    I know he’s not a senator, but I hope John Roberts name is on the list too – just so I can watch his circa-1957-model Stepford wifey and children up on stage defending him.

    And watch his little brat dance away in a pastel satin suit as John apologizes.

  22. 22.

    Bill Arnold

    July 18, 2007 at 5:05 pm

    I wonder how many Democrats he’ll name.

  23. 23.

    capelza

    July 18, 2007 at 5:07 pm

    Dreggas Says:

    Wait…what if it was Santorum? Now wouldn’t that take the cake.

    Especially if it was “man on dog”.

  24. 24.

    Zifnab

    July 18, 2007 at 5:07 pm

    If it’s Hillary will it prove that the universe is a balanced and rational place?

    If its Hillary Clinton, then I will personally high-five Jesus Christ the first time I see him.

  25. 25.

    Zifnab

    July 18, 2007 at 5:08 pm

    Wait…what if it was Santorum? Now wouldn’t that take the cake.

    Especially if it was “man on dog”.

    I’m still holding out for “man on box turtle”

  26. 26.

    Formerly Wu

    July 18, 2007 at 5:10 pm

    If it’s Hillary will it prove that the universe is a balanced and rational place?

    It would certainly give the phrase “Clinton did it too” a whole raft of new meanings.

  27. 27.

    Jake

    July 18, 2007 at 5:11 pm

    Wait…what if it was Santorum? Now wouldn’t that take the cake.

    It would. Possibly a dog shaped cake. But I’d be afraid Dan Savage would die laughing.

    My money is on Brownback, dressing like a priest with a pro dressed like the Virgin Mary. Or with a pro dressed like a priest and Brownback dressed like…OK, making myself ill.

  28. 28.

    Dreggas

    July 18, 2007 at 5:11 pm

    Zifnab Says:

    I’m still holding out for “man on box turtle”

    I would feel bad for the turtle, then again what if he requested a Santorum?

  29. 29.

    Dreggas

    July 18, 2007 at 5:13 pm

    Bill Arnold Says:

    I wonder how many Democrats he’ll name.

    He’s vowed to name them all. It’s just more fun when it’s a hypocritical, lying sack of shit republican.

  30. 30.

    Neo

    July 18, 2007 at 5:16 pm

    Meanwhile in Las Vegas ..

    “These are not your average girls. Some of them have worked with Bill Clinton”

  31. 31.

    Zifnab

    July 18, 2007 at 5:16 pm

    I would feel bad for the turtle, then again what if he requested a Santorum?

    Quip of the Day!

  32. 32.

    Dreggas

    July 18, 2007 at 5:30 pm

    Neo Says:

    Meanwhile in Las Vegas ..

    “These are not your average girls. Some of them have worked with Bill Clinton”

    I’m shocked, no really. I mean here you have a woman name dropping in order to pimp her ho’s. No telephone records or proof, just name dropping. Of course It has the words “prostitute” and “Clinton” in it so it must be true. Even if it is I don’t recall Clinton getting up and telling anyone who enjoyed sex, or even paid for sex they were immoral nor promising to legislate against said people.

    In other words, go have a nice big cup of shut the fuck up.

  33. 33.

    RSA

    July 18, 2007 at 5:30 pm

    Wait…what if it was Santorum? Now wouldn’t that take the cake.

    Admit it, you evil man–you just want to make his daughter cry on national TV.

  34. 34.

    Dreggas

    July 18, 2007 at 5:42 pm

    RSA Says:
    Admit it, you evil man—you just want to make his daughter cry on national TV.

    Heh, nah, Daddy gives that girl so many reasons to cry I doubt I could do better, just glad I won’t be paying the therapy bills.

  35. 35.

    UnkyT

    July 18, 2007 at 5:49 pm

    I am so rooting for it to be Sen. Byrd. He can replace Bob Dole as the face of Viagra.

  36. 36.

    ConservativelyLiberal

    July 18, 2007 at 5:51 pm

    capelza Says:

    ….If some Congresscritter wants to have sex in a diaper while slathering horse vomit all over himself, singing “the Final Countdown” as he does it with a male goat, that’s fine (freaky, creepy, but it doesn’t hurt anyone, except maybe the goat).

    The mental image alone had me laughing my ass off…

    Time to pop some more popcorn, looks like another dog and pony show will be coming up. Anyone want to place bets if it is a Dem or a Repub?

    My money would be on the Repub.

    “Its the fi-nal countdown…”

    ROFLMAO!

  37. 37.

    Dreggas

    July 18, 2007 at 5:53 pm

    UnkyT Says:

    I am so rooting for it to be Sen. Byrd. He can replace Bob Dole as the face of Viagra.

    for that matter it coulda been Liddy…

  38. 38.

    Rex

    July 18, 2007 at 5:58 pm

    It’s going to be Cheney. And it will be delicious.

  39. 39.

    UnkyT

    July 18, 2007 at 6:01 pm

    for that matter it coulda been Liddy…

    Opposite of viagra.

  40. 40.

    Dreggas

    July 18, 2007 at 6:07 pm

    UnkyT Says:

    for that matter it coulda been Liddy…

    Opposite of viagra.

    Liddy: Bob, let me explain, you have ED and the viagra just isn’t working anymore and well, they have these wonderful new inventions called “strap ons” and….

  41. 41.

    UnkyT

    July 18, 2007 at 6:15 pm

    Liddy: Bob, let me explain, you have ED and the viagra just isn’t working anymore and well, they have these wonderful new inventions called “strap ons” and….

    Bob: Strap-ons huh? Well Liddy, I’m as open minded as the next guy, you get strapped on and I’ll grab the lube

  42. 42.

    Dreggas

    July 18, 2007 at 6:17 pm

    UnkyT Says:

    Bob: Strap-ons huh? Well Liddy, I’m as open minded as the next guy, you get strapped on and I’ll grab the lube

    and we’ll have ourselves a Santorum!

  43. 43.

    tBone

    July 18, 2007 at 6:17 pm

    It’s when he wants to outlaw the same, campaigns on the evils of Europe (the band)

    I’m with you on everything you else you said, but any politician who pushes to outlaw Europe(theband) will have my support. That synthesizer riff in “The Final Countdown” is a crime against humanity.

  44. 44.

    BFR

    July 18, 2007 at 6:24 pm

    I hate that these stories make me feel like a petty, small man, but I relish them with almost unrestrained glee every time I come across them.I hate that these stories make me feel like a petty, small man, but I relish them with almost unrestrained glee every time I come across them.

    Reminds me of Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy:

    “It takes a big man to cry…but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man.”

  45. 45.

    Jim DeMint

    July 18, 2007 at 6:37 pm

    But, but, but…Washington DC can be such a LONELY place.

  46. 46.

    ConservativelyLiberal

    July 18, 2007 at 6:49 pm

    Jim DeMint Says:

    But, but, but…Washington DC can be such a LONELY place…I need some butt, butt, butt.

    Fixed… ;)

  47. 47.

    Cain

    July 18, 2007 at 6:57 pm

    capelza,

    You have one uh..vivid imagination. Horse vomit? Really, it should be seal guts and moose piss. Ooooh yeah.

    30 names.. I hope they are all republican. Really, I’d like to see Laura Bush on that list with a black stripper. That would blow some serious minds.

    All I want to see is the 26% demoralized, and watch as 30 of their favorite people get into some serious sex scandals. George should set a record of the lowest approval ratings in history… maximum carnage baby.

    cain

  48. 48.

    Perry Como

    July 18, 2007 at 7:19 pm

    Jack Ryan wasn’t so bad.

    I would encourage anyone married to Jeri Ryan to ask her expose herself in public as often as possible.

  49. 49.

    capelza

    July 18, 2007 at 7:20 pm

    Cain..I had to think quick of pervy things.

    I in no way endorse horse vomit.

    I’m more of a dancing the Salsa on my king sized bed kinda girl. Now if any bastard wants to outlaw that then I’ll go all Gong Li on them, only not as hot.

  50. 50.

    The Other Steve

    July 18, 2007 at 7:41 pm

    Really, I’d like to see Laura Bush on that list with a black stripper thong and 6″ heels.

    Come on, you know it’s your fantasy!

  51. 51.

    Tsulagi

    July 18, 2007 at 7:49 pm

    If you are an elected offical, stop fucking prostitutes while pushing idiotic morality laws and advocating jail time for the rest of us for the same behavior.

    I think even Jesus would say Amen to that.

  52. 52.

    Krista

    July 18, 2007 at 7:51 pm

    If some Congresscritter wants to have sex in a diaper while slathering horse vomit all over himself, singing “the Final Countdown” as he does it with a male goat, that’s fine (freaky, creepy, but it doesn’t hurt anyone, except maybe the goat).

    Yikes. You are one imaginative chickadee. Note to self: if invited to party at Capelza’s house, bring hand sanitizer. :)

  53. 53.

    AkaDad

    July 18, 2007 at 8:07 pm

    It would make my year if Lieberman was into snortin’ meth off a gay hooker’s ass…

  54. 54.

    Rome Again

    July 18, 2007 at 8:17 pm

    It would make my year if Lieberman was into snortin’ meth off a gay hooker’s ass…

    Yeah, what he said!

  55. 55.

    jake

    July 18, 2007 at 8:35 pm

    All I want to see is the 26% demoralized, and watch as 30 of their favorite people get into some serious sex scandals.

    Sorry, here’s how that one goes.

    Republican Sinator: I have sinned!

    26%: No way dude!

    Republican Sinator: But I apologized to God and He was all like, ‘Yea verily, it is cool, just don’t do it again.’

    25%: Wow! God actually spoke to you?

    RS: Yes, He did. He said hi by the way.

    24%: Ooooh!

    RS: So I feel much better now that I’ve experienced the divine forgiveness of the almighty and am ready to carry out God’s work.

    23%: What is that?

    RS: Smite the brown people and hom’sexuals!

    28%: Yah! Yeehaaaaa! Tell it brother!

    Democrat: Hey wait a minute, this guy was into marathon orgies with women dressed up like squirrels and men dressed like raccoons! He used your tax dollars to buy tankers full of KY. He –

    29%: Mind your business, dirt bag! Anyways, God said it was cool!

  56. 56.

    ConservativelyLiberal

    July 18, 2007 at 9:07 pm

    jake Says:

    …
    28 39%: Yah! Yeehaaaaa! Tell it brother!

    Fixed…

    Note: Jake may be clairaudient. He seems to be able to listen to the dead. These politicians have to be dead to not hear the public screaming about this mess! I think he should get his own show, like John Edwards had. Instead of calling it ‘Crossing Over’, call it “Fly On The Wall Dung”…

  57. 57.

    scarshapedstar

    July 18, 2007 at 10:03 pm

    If you are an elected offical, stop fucking prostitutes while pushing idiotic morality laws and advocating jail time for the rest of us for the same behavior.

    Speaking of “Draconian prison terms for thee but not for me”… anyone ever notice how bills to mandate drug tests for Congressmen never make it out of committee?

  58. 58.

    Cain

    July 18, 2007 at 10:50 pm

    Laura Bush in a black thong with heels? She does that already doesn’t she? Except she puts clothes over it. I need to reach higher. THere should be a scandal, but I should be involved and I know there’ll be Bush involved somewhere.

    cain

  59. 59.

    ConservativelyLiberal

    July 19, 2007 at 12:21 am

    scarshapedstar Says:

    Speaking of “Draconian prison terms for thee but not for me”… anyone ever notice how bills to mandate drug tests for Congressmen never make it out of committee?

    I would like to see it made a condition for their getting a paycheck. Maybe call the bill “No Pee, No Pay”. Maybe make it easy and convenient for them by building it in to a bathroom that opens a few days before the end of the month. I could see the instructions on the wall…

    KEEP ‘EM HONEST PAYMASTER SYSTEMS

    OPERATING INSTRUCTIONS

    1: PLEASE INSERT CONGRESSIONAL IDENTIFICATION CARD IN SLOT
    2: DRAIN THE CLAM OR LIZARD INTO THE APPROPRIATE RECEPTICLE
    3: FLUSH THE RECEPTACLE WHEN COMPLETE
    4: WASH HANDS (OPTIONAL)
    5: REMOVE TEMPORARY CONGRESSIONAL IDENTIFICATION CARD FROM SLOT
    6: YOU ARE DONE, PLEASE EXIT BATHROOM
    NOTICE!

    * YOUR DNA FINGERPRINT IS ON RECORD, AND THIS TEST WILL VERIFY THAT THIS IS ACTUALLY YOUR URINE.

    * IF YOU PASS YOUR TEST, YOUR PAYCHECK AND CONGRESSIONAL IDENTIFICATION CARD WILL BE DELIVERED TO YOUR OFFICE ON THE FIRST BUSINESS DAY OF THE MONTH.

    * IF YOU FAIL THIS TEST, YOU ARE ALLOWED ONE RETEST ON THE FIRST BUSINESS DAY OF THE MONTH. IF YOU FAIL THAT TEST, THE RESULTS OF BOTH TESTS WILL BE FORWARDED TO THE LEGISLATURE OF YOUR STATE FOR FURTHER ACTION, NO PAYCHECK WILL BE ISSUED AND YOUR CONGRESSIONAL IDENTIFICATION WILL NOT BE RETURNED.

    * YOUR TEMPORARY IDENTIFICATION IS VALID UNTIL THE END OF THE FIRST BUSINESS DAY OF THE MONTH.

    Have a nice day and thank you!
    …

    “What CongressCritter? Better chance of a cold day in Hell happening first? I thought so.”

    Seems Draconian fair enough to me. After all, if you have nothing to hide… Right? ;)

  60. 60.

    Psycheout

    July 19, 2007 at 2:01 am

    My money is on Brownback, dressing like a priest with a pro dressed like the Virgin Mary. Or with a pro dressed like a priest and Brownback dressed like…OK, making myself ill.

    You are a sick sad man. You’re making all of us ill with your drunken sexual fantasies. And you’re no pro.

  61. 61.

    scarshapedstar

    July 19, 2007 at 2:05 am

    Seems Draconian fair enough to me. After all, if you have nothing to hide… Right? ;)

    We can’t have this information fallin’ into the hanzotheterrists.

  62. 62.

    rachel

    July 19, 2007 at 3:36 am

    Bill Arnold Says:

    I wonder how many Democrats he’ll name.

    Who cares? They’ve been portrayed as the party of immorality for so long that nothing they’d do would surprise the public. Now when one of the Pharisee party falls? That’s entertainment.

  63. 63.

    merlallen

    July 19, 2007 at 5:05 am

    I first hoped it was Brownback, but that loathsome toad Lieberman would be better.
    Didn’t he also run on “family values”?

  64. 64.

    Jay C

    July 19, 2007 at 7:02 am

    My money is on Brownback, dressing like a priest with a pro dressed like the Virgin Mary. Or with a pro dressed like a priest and Brownback dressed like…OK, making myself ill.

    You are a sick sad man. You’re making all of us ill with your drunken sexual fantasies. And you’re no pro.

    Yeah, Jake, that’s sick.
    Sick. And Sad.

    Got any more???

  65. 65.

    The Other Steve

    July 19, 2007 at 8:39 am

    My money is on Brownback, dressing like a priest with a pro dressed like the Virgin Mary. Or with a pro dressed like a priest and Brownback dressed like…OK, making myself ill.

    Brownback in diapers? You think?

  66. 66.

    greynoldsct00

    July 19, 2007 at 8:42 am

    Lieberman was the first one of the first ones to take a shot at Clinton over morality, so that, in addition to his current treachery would make it very sweet indeed!

  67. 67.

    greynoldsct00

    July 19, 2007 at 8:45 am

    But then again, Hadassah probably makes him check his package at the door on the way out, so maybe he can’t get caught with prostitutes…

  68. 68.

    Zifnab

    July 19, 2007 at 9:08 am

    Who cares? They’ve been portrayed as the party of immorality for so long that nothing they’d do would surprise the public. Now when one of the Pharisee party falls? That’s entertainment.

    Are you kidding? FOX News will run a week-long special on it. Especially, ESPECIALLY, if its one Dem in the middle of 29 Republicans. Because, after all, if a Dem fucks around he’s committed a sin. But if a Republican does it, well, Democrats do it too but worse!

  69. 69.

    Humorless Litmus

    July 19, 2007 at 9:28 am

    If some Congresscritter wants to have sex in a diaper while slathering horse vomit all over himself, singing “the Final Countdown” as he does it with a male goat, that’s fine (freaky, creepy, but it doesn’t hurt anyone, except maybe the goat).

    That’s unconscionable of you. The casual speciesism displayed on this blog is absolutely reprehensible. John, Tim, why are you not immediately standing up and condemning this sort of thing? Are you in favor of animal cruelty?

    You know, most serial killers begin by torturing animals. Think about it.

  70. 70.

    Dreggas

    July 19, 2007 at 9:32 am

    The Other Steve Says:

    Brownback in diapers? You think?

    Well, I’m not one to gossip, but Brownback isn’t just a last name, or so I am told.

  71. 71.

    canuckistani

    July 19, 2007 at 9:46 am

    Well, I’m not one to gossip, but Brownback isn’t just a last name, or so I am told.

    So don’t gossip! Deny it! With explicit details!

  72. 72.

    Dreggas

    July 19, 2007 at 10:13 am

    canuckistani Says:

    So don’t gossip! Deny it! With explicit details!

    Well there is another rumor that he has the nickname “streaky”.

  73. 73.

    Andrew

    July 19, 2007 at 10:49 am

    Bill Arnold Says:
    I wonder how many Democrats he’ll name.

    Looking for excuses for your own prostitution habit?

    Have you seen Dennis Kucinich’s wife? Democrats don’t need whores because women don’t hate them.

  74. 74.

    Jake

    July 19, 2007 at 10:50 am

    So don’t gossip! Deny it! With explicit details!

    I did NOT make a schisse [sic] movie with Rick “Frothy” Santorum.

  75. 75.

    Zifnab

    July 19, 2007 at 10:54 am

    Have you seen Dennis Kucinich’s wife? Democrats don’t need whores because women don’t hate them.

    Dude. There is absolutely no reason that man should have that wife. It makes absolutely no fucking sense and you know it.

    Slightly OT, I can understand Obama-girl. Cute, 20-something college girl making doe-eyes at a 40-year-old that still looks like this.

    But… Guilaini girl? Am I the only one a bit freaked out about the woman who would go head-over heels for a cross-dressing bald geriatric NY Mayor? I mean, at least Mitt Romney gets prettied up every now and again.

  76. 76.

    Dreggas

    July 19, 2007 at 10:55 am

    Jake Says:

    So don’t gossip! Deny it! With explicit details!

    I did NOT make a sheitze movie with Rick “Frothy” Santorum.

    fixed…

    If you didn’t why does he refer to you as “pudding cup”

  77. 77.

    Dreggas

    July 19, 2007 at 10:57 am

    Zifnab says:

    But… Guilaini girl? Am I the only one a bit freaked out about the woman who would go head-over heels for a cross-dressing bald geriatric NY Mayor? I mean, at least Mitt Romney gets prettied up every now and again.

    Anna Nicole Smith…

  78. 78.

    Davebo

    July 19, 2007 at 11:08 am

    I’m hoping for Lieberman with a muslim burka wearing pro.

    Only 71 more to go…

  79. 79.

    Andrew

    July 19, 2007 at 11:21 am

    But… Guilaini girl? Am I the only one a bit freaked out about the woman who would go head-over heels for a cross-dressing bald geriatric NY Mayor? I mean, at least Mitt Romney gets prettied up every now and again.

    9/11 changed everything.

  80. 80.

    LITBMueller

    July 19, 2007 at 1:45 pm

    OK, yeah, Santorum being a named Senator would be the most fucking hysterical thing ever, but here’s a list of possibilities based simply at looking at their picture and measuring their creepiness (you know, sorta like when you take your girlfriend to a thorobred race and she bets on a horse because she likes the jockey’s colors):

    Sam Brownback: just look at that hair and creepy preacher’s smile

    Lindsey Graham: he seems like he’s sexually frustrated most of the time

    Jim Bunning: he’s always been an odd duck

    Chuck Grassley: extra extra creepy

    Joe Biden: I can see Biden biting a hooker in the back, a la Marv Albert

    Orrin Hatch: the way he went after Clinton, he MUST be up to something similar

    Ted Kennedy: I mean, c’mon…

    Ted Stevens: creepy, corrupt, and horny!

  81. 81.

    Tsulagi

    July 19, 2007 at 2:15 pm

    I mean, at least Mitt Romney gets prettied up every now and again.

    Yeah, and he’s got the $300 bills from Hidden Beauty to prove it.

  82. 82.

    Chris Johnson

    July 19, 2007 at 3:31 pm

    Larry FLYNT is shocked? And is offering a MILLION dollars for documentation but not getting any takers?

    It’s Bush. Marine-on-Bush action. No wonder the stakes are that high. Nobody wants to get killed for the sake of documenting the President’s ‘perversions’.

    The funny thing is, that’s not even all that unusual- authoritarians and megalomaniacs often have a kink for getting sexually dominated, the flip side of their normal routine. But sweet mother of God would it shock most of the country. Not exactly what people were signing up for. “Now poop on me and call me a little faggot!” “That’s ‘call me a little faggot, SIR!'” “sorry, sorry- SIR!”

  83. 83.

    Dreggas

    July 19, 2007 at 3:48 pm

    Chris Johnson Says:

    Larry FLYNT is shocked? And is offering a MILLION dollars for documentation but not getting any takers?

    It’s Bush. Marine-on-Bush action. No wonder the stakes are that high. Nobody wants to get killed for the sake of documenting the President’s ‘perversions’.

    The funny thing is, that’s not even all that unusual- authoritarians and megalomaniacs often have a kink for getting sexually dominated, the flip side of their normal routine. But sweet mother of God would it shock most of the country. Not exactly what people were signing up for. “Now poop on me and call me a little faggot!” “That’s ‘call me a little faggot, SIR!’” “sorry, sorry- SIR!”

    Hitler was a copropheliac.

  84. 84.

    Jake

    July 19, 2007 at 5:27 pm

    It’s Bush. Marine-on-Bush action.

    Whoa, how’d you get access to the infamous G. Bush/J. Gannon “Interview” Tapes?

  85. 85.

    Cain

    July 19, 2007 at 7:15 pm

    copropheliac? is that even a word? Is it the same thing dick cheney suffers from?

    cain

  86. 86.

    jake

    July 19, 2007 at 7:50 pm

    copropheliac? is that even a word?

    Since Dreggas was kind enough to provide a spellcheck earlier: Coprophiliac.

    Yes it is a real word. If Cheney is one I’d think Llyne would be the one who suffers. Actually, I don’t want to think about it at all.

    Where’s the bleach?

  87. 87.

    scarshapedstar

    July 19, 2007 at 11:40 pm

    My money’s on Inhofe as the Shockin’ Senator, for the record.

  88. 88.

    Chris

    July 20, 2007 at 9:53 am

    That’s not shocking, that’s par for the course. Either Inhofe’s been into hookers or offering 20 bucks for a gas station M-M blowjob.

    Larry Flynt is probably shocked to find Huckleberry Lindsey Graham fucked a woman once, surrounded by his antique pewter and broadway musical collections.

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