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The Force Is Strong With This One

by John Cole|  July 18, 20073:41 pm| 7 Comments

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The problem with the Kung Fu Monkey is that he does not post enough, so sometimes almost a week can pass before I catch something he has written that I really enjoy.

Like this, for example.

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  1. 1.

    jg

    July 18, 2007 at 6:52 pm

    first!!!!

  2. 2.

    ConservativelyLiberal

    July 19, 2007 at 4:40 am

    Hmmm, abortion. The new gateway drug. Where you were using a little drug and drink, having an abortion may cause you to do more afterward.

    I like the five gallon bucket martini idea for Britney, but she may need more than three for the evening.

    Boo! Abortion evil! By the way, vote for me and I will never get a prostitute pregnant… Heck, I won’t even tell my wife about it unless I am caught!

    Sick… Really sick.

  3. 3.

    laneman

    July 19, 2007 at 9:11 am

    Thanks, john, just thanks – now I have yet another damn blog to read. How am I supposed to get any work done? Blogs at work, warcrack at home, there’s no time left…

  4. 4.

    Person of Choler

    July 19, 2007 at 9:15 am

    The difference between post partum depression and post abortion depression is that, post partum, the mother is depressed about a live kid; the post abortion depressive feels a bit down about a dead one.

  5. 5.

    Tim F.

    July 19, 2007 at 10:24 am

    The difference between post partum depression and post abortion depression is that, post partum, the mother is depressed about a live kid; the post abortion depressive feels a bit down about a dead one.

    Gosh, that never occurred to me. Thanks PC.

  6. 6.

    BIRDZILLA

    July 20, 2007 at 9:22 am

    The same wacko liberals who have bumper stickers reading SAVE THE WHALES,SAVE THE SPOTTED OWL,SAVE THE FLOWER LOVING FLY,SAVE THE COHO,SAVE THE RED LEGGED FROG,SAVE THE WOLF are the same ones who support abortion

  7. 7.

    Person of Choler

    July 21, 2007 at 3:19 am

    Tim F. – always glad to help expand your range of thought.

    Best Regards et c.
    PC

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