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by John Cole|  July 23, 200711:10 am| 52 Comments

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Because my milkshake is better than Tim’s.

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  1. 1.

    Ryan S.

    July 23, 2007 at 11:16 am

    Saw Sicko sunday, almost gave up hope of it ever appearing within 100 miles of me in my little backwater of Kansas. I gotta say though, it makes one wanna move to France.

  2. 2.

    Zifnab

    July 23, 2007 at 11:22 am

    Does you milkshake bring the boys the the yard, John?
    Your milkshake?
    Your milkshake?

  3. 3.

    John Cole

    July 23, 2007 at 11:27 am

    Why, yes!

    It brought you here.

  4. 4.

    Ryan S.

    July 23, 2007 at 11:28 am

    John could teach you Tim, but he’d have to charge.

  5. 5.

    Tim F.

    July 23, 2007 at 11:31 am

    WTF. I’m surrounded by dorks.

  6. 6.

    canuckistani

    July 23, 2007 at 11:36 am

    WTF. I’m surrounded by dorks.

    Holy shit! I hadn’t noticed!

  7. 7.

    Ryan S.

    July 23, 2007 at 11:36 am

    Quit the denial Tim. Your surrounded by dorks because you’re a part of the dork herd.

  8. 8.

    Pb

    July 23, 2007 at 11:36 am

    WTF. I’m surrounded by dorks.

    You must be new here.

  9. 9.

    demimondian

    July 23, 2007 at 11:39 am

    If you walk like a dork, talk like a dork, and are completely surrounded by dorks, what does that say about you, Senator McCarthy?

  10. 10.

    Jake

    July 23, 2007 at 11:41 am

    At first I thought this sounded mucky but I’m relieved to see it’s just dorky.

    Am I greater or lesser dork for not getting the reference?

  11. 11.

    Ryan S.

    July 23, 2007 at 11:42 am

    Tim, in case you needed proof: as an adult completely reading the latest Harry Potter book by Monday = Total Dorkage.

  12. 12.

    cain

    July 23, 2007 at 11:44 am

    I saw Rush in concert on Saturday. Packed end to end. Gotta admire a band that gets no airplay, no advertising, but can pack a large venue end to end.

    “now it comes to this, all those speeches of mass deception, from the middle east to the middle west”

    Check out the lyrics from the new album, it has some poignant observations of the current political situation. You can tell Peart is hopping mad.

    cain

  13. 13.

    Walker

    July 23, 2007 at 12:01 pm

    I saw Rush in concert on Saturday. Packed end to end. Gotta admire a band that gets no airplay, no advertising, but can pack a large venue end to end.

    “now it comes to this, all those speeches of mass deception, from the middle east to the middle west”

    Check out the lyrics from the new album, it has some poignant observations of the current political situation. You can tell Peart is hopping mad.

    Saw them a month ago in an ampitheater in Scranton PA. There were a lot of blue collar types in my audience. Makes me wonder what they thought of the lyrics. But then, my experience growing up in Tennessee was that “good old boys” were often infinitely more rational than the rich Republicans I met when I went to Dartmouth.

    I was also fascinated by the bipolar audience. Average age must have been mid 40s under the top in assigned seats. Average age late 20s out on the lawn.

  14. 14.

    HyperIon

    July 23, 2007 at 12:16 pm

    the bipolar audience

    i think you mean bimodal.

  15. 15.

    Blondie

    July 23, 2007 at 12:26 pm

    Damn you John, now that song will be stuck in my head all morning.

    Thank all that is holy for YouTube . . .

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMlPVpXtkJY

  16. 16.

    Tax Analyst

    July 23, 2007 at 12:28 pm

    Jake Says:

    At first I thought this sounded mucky but I’m relieved to see it’s just dorky.

    Am I greater or lesser dork for not getting the reference?

    Holy Cow! Endemic Dorkritude on this site…Who’da Thunk It???

  17. 17.

    Eural

    July 23, 2007 at 12:50 pm

    I saw Rush in concert on Saturday.

    You lucky bastard – they managed to hit my neck of the woods on June 18th this year and it turns out my wife did not want a Rush concert for her birthday (imagine that!).

    I saw them on the “Vapor Trails” tour and loved the crowd split – a lot of 30 and 40+ parents with their kids (who all had earplugs in but seemed to still enjoy the show). And currently my kids (7 and 11) really like “Far Cry” off the new album.

  18. 18.

    Tax Analyst

    July 23, 2007 at 1:11 pm

    Holy CowTITS! Endemic Dorkritude on this site…Who’da Thunk It???

    Shit, this thread was about milkshakes. How could I have left the “Tits” off of my “Holy Cow”?

    Well, now I’ve done it, I tried to bold “TITS!” and I’ve somehow bolded everything after that. I’m SO clueless on some of this shit.

    mea culpa

  19. 19.

    cain

    July 23, 2007 at 1:14 pm

    I took my wife with me to the Rush concert.. the guy behind me congratulated her for putting up withe whole concert. (she’s not a fan)

    The new stuff was pretty well received, I saw a lot more energetic responses for those songs than the classic.

    When I was leaving the concert I saw a guy with “Bush/Cheny 2004” sticker. I was just wondering if he’s been listening to the lyrics. :-) He’s probably a “Bytor and the Snow Dog” fan. ;)

    cain

  20. 20.

    Punchy

    July 23, 2007 at 1:17 pm

    I saw Rush in concert on Saturday. Packed end to end. Gotta admire a band that gets no airplay, no advertising, but can pack a large venue end to end

    One month! I cannot wait. Heard their 3.5 hour shows are down to 2.5 cuz Lee and Peart are too friggin old. I’m sure that includes the standard 18 minute Peart solo skins banging extravaganza. I’m pitchin a tent just thinking about it. Booyah.

  21. 21.

    jg

    July 23, 2007 at 1:20 pm

    I like ‘Tom Sawyer’ but I don’t like Rush. Am I gonna die?

  22. 22.

    cain

    July 23, 2007 at 1:30 pm

    Really? They played 3 hours, 7:45 – 11:00pm. The show was supposed to start at 7:30 but they didn’t show up till 7:45.

    Check out the South Park video with Cartman playing Geddy. Freaking hilarious.

    Bob Cesca had a blog entry about Rush taking on the religious right. Which has some interesting commentary on hte lyrics against the right.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/bob-cesca/rush-the-band-takes-on-_b_48141.html

  23. 23.

    cain

    July 23, 2007 at 1:32 pm

    jg Says:

    I like ‘Tom Sawyer’ but I don’t like Rush. Am I gonna die?

    Naw. Rush is an acquired taste I know. You might die if you hate Dream Theater though.

    cain

  24. 24.

    Punchy

    July 23, 2007 at 1:39 pm

    WTF. I’m surrounded by dorks.

    Mr. Kramer says “Hey buddy”.

  25. 25.

    myiq2xu

    July 23, 2007 at 1:43 pm

    “Rush Concert?” Limbaugh has a band? I didn’t even know he could sing!

  26. 26.

    cain

    July 23, 2007 at 2:01 pm

    He does in fact have a beautiful tenor. Sadly, packs of dogs tend to get attracted to him and try to defecate on his leg when he does attempt to sing.
    cain

  27. 27.

    myiq2xu

    July 23, 2007 at 2:04 pm

    Well I for one am never gonna pay money to watch fatboy play with his instrument.

    BTW – “Subdivisions” is definitely their best.

  28. 28.

    Walker

    July 23, 2007 at 2:04 pm

    HyperIon Says:

    the bipolar audience

    i think you mean bimoda

    Uh yeah. Damn Mondays.

  29. 29.

    cain

    July 23, 2007 at 2:06 pm

    One more topic since we’re in open thread.

    Conyers apparently needs only three more congressmen to get onboard and he would start impeachment hearings for Cheney. It’s about time. These guys have been doing power grabs for the past couple of weeks.

    Chimpy apparently thinks he is competent enough to take control of the entire government during a terrorist attack. I’m tempted to not fight that. Because he’ll do such a poor job that he and his party of fucktwats can crash and burn forever. (see

    God I hate this administration….

    see current crooksandliars…
    cain

  30. 30.

    Walker

    July 23, 2007 at 2:06 pm

    Really? They played 3 hours, 7:45 – 11:00pm. The show was supposed to start at 7:30 but they didn’t show up till 7:45.

    With a 30 minute intermission. The show is roughly 2.5 hours of music.

  31. 31.

    cain

    July 23, 2007 at 2:20 pm

    Doh! You’re right. Although I think that’s standard because I think they played the same length last time too.

    cain

  32. 32.

    Jake

    July 23, 2007 at 2:30 pm

    I’m SO clueless on some of this shit.

    Dork!

    -j

    ps To all of you who have or are going to see Rush: I hate you. Shut up.

  33. 33.

    Krista

    July 23, 2007 at 2:35 pm

    Tim, in case you needed proof: as an adult completely reading the latest Harry Potter book by Monday = Total Dorkage

    Sssshhhhh. Be vewwy, vewwy quiet. Right now I am being soooo careful of where I go on the internet, ’cause I’m still waiting for my book to arrive, and am really worried that some random asshat is going to spoil the ending for me.

    Rush? Meh…that group does nothing for me. I dated a fellow when I was 14 who listened to all Rush, all the time. Would listen to nothing else. Needless to say, hearing Rush on the radio makes me immediately reach for the dial.

  34. 34.

    canuckistani

    July 23, 2007 at 2:58 pm

    Growing up in Toronto, the only thing better than a Rush concert was a Rush concert with Max Webster opening.

    But now I’m old, and all Rush mean to me are the backup band for a Bob and Doug novelty song.

  35. 35.

    cain

    July 23, 2007 at 3:15 pm

    Rush? Meh…that group does nothing for me. I dated a fellow when I was 14 who listened to all Rush, all the time. Would listen to nothing else. Needless to say, hearing Rush on the radio makes me immediately reach for the dial.

    Funny I don’t recall us dating.

    Sadly, we do have dorks that only listen to one band like that. Dorks.

    I think we’ve successfully converged the Rush and the Dork threads together. We can start some other topic now.

    cain

  36. 36.

    Ryan S.

    July 23, 2007 at 3:56 pm

    We can start some other topic now.

    Ok, I’m game here’s two things that had me thinking.
    Tea drinking and the rise of the British.
    and
    Liberal media bias at NYT?

  37. 37.

    jenniebee

    July 23, 2007 at 4:04 pm

    Oh, God. Oh, God

    There must be some way to stop it. There just has to be some way to stop it.

  38. 38.

    Rome Again

    July 23, 2007 at 4:48 pm

    Saw Sicko sunday, almost gave up hope of it ever appearing within 100 miles of me in my little backwater of Kansas. I gotta say though, it makes one wanna move to France.

    Funny, when I went to the movies to see Sicko, TZ asked me how it was and the first thing I said was: “I want to move to France”. True stuff, ask him. ;)

  39. 39.

    Grumpy Code Monkey

    July 23, 2007 at 4:51 pm

    Bob Cesca had a blog entry about Rush taking on the religious right. Which has some interesting commentary on hte lyrics against the right.

    There’s one cut on the album (don’t remember the name offhand, sorry) where Pert’s basically saying, “yeah, I’m an atheist, ya gotta problem wit’ dat?”

    Overall, as a general non-Rush fan, I’m actually digging it a bit. I’m also digging Kelly Clarkson’s “My December”.

  40. 40.

    Rome Again

    July 23, 2007 at 4:52 pm

    I had no idea Rush was touring. Thanks guys. I’m gonna try to get tickets if I can.

    I LOVE RUSH!

  41. 41.

    ThymeZone

    July 23, 2007 at 4:57 pm

    the first thing I said was: “I want to move to France”. True stuff, ask him

    I thought you said Paris, Texas.

    j/k

  42. 42.

    Cain

    July 23, 2007 at 5:05 pm

    jenniebee, I posted something similar a couple posts back. When we were talking about the whole support the troops thing. It’s pretty nasty stuff. It’s hard to get support from the population with that kind of behavior.

    I’m at a loss how to even suggest how to go about resolving this problem.

  43. 43.

    Punchy

    July 23, 2007 at 6:50 pm

    as a general non-Rush fan, I’m actually digging it a bit. I’m also digging Kelly Clarkson’s “My December”.

    Well, that does it. The Apocolypse is certainly nigh. Rush and Kelly Clarkson in the same sentence. I think my food is coming back up. Yep, it is.

  44. 44.

    MMM

    July 23, 2007 at 7:35 pm

    Drew Carey to host the Price is Right – I wonder what type of morality contract he had to sign. Whole new meaning – “Come on Down”

  45. 45.

    jake

    July 23, 2007 at 8:54 pm

    Don’t buy anything again. Ever.

  46. 46.

    tBone

    July 23, 2007 at 10:15 pm

    Don’t buy anything again. Ever.

    Good advice. You should also scroll down and familiarize yourself with the Liberal Hall of Shame (Top 100 Liberals in America) list. Jon Bon Jovi and his ilk are an insidious menace to this country. Every time a copy of “Slippery When Wet” is sold, it emboldens the terrorists further.

  47. 47.

    Rome Again

    July 23, 2007 at 10:46 pm

    Don’t buy anything again. Ever.

    I can easily use their list to work against them
    for my own purposes.

    Even funnier is watching the list of Conservatives (linked on the front page) shrink as they remove a name here and a name there. LOL

    A conservative hate site with a purpose for liberals, whoddathunkit?

  48. 48.

    Make7

    July 24, 2007 at 3:11 am

    jake Says:

    Don’t buy anything again. Ever.

    From that site:

    Recent Boycotts of the Week:
    I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
    – Jessica Biel Same-Sex Marriage

    Fixed.

    I’m not quite sure why they think people are going to be persuaded to boycott a movie because Jessica Biel is in it. Perhaps their intended audience of the boycott is gay. Although that really doesn’t seem to make much sense…

  49. 49.

    Make7

    July 24, 2007 at 3:19 am

    That was supposed to have read: Jessica Biel

  50. 50.

    jake

    July 24, 2007 at 5:15 am

    You should also scroll down and familiarize yourself with the Liberal Hall of Shame (Top 100 Liberals in America) list.

    And don’t forget the list of Conservative things we should support! It includes “Mom.” I guess the editor means his mom, my mom : conservative as Rush Limbaugh :: liberal.

  51. 51.

    Dreggas

    July 24, 2007 at 11:42 am

    jake Says:

    And don’t forget the list of Conservative things we should support! It includes “Mom.” I guess the editor means his mom, my mom : conservative as Rush Limbaugh :: liberal.

    Of course he meant his mom, she works the corner down on 4th and broadway.

  52. 52.

    Tax Analyst

    July 24, 2007 at 2:11 pm

    Dreggas Says:

    Of course he meant his mom, she works the corner down on 4th and broadway.

    Wholesale District, right?

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