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Panty Sniffing Prudes

by Tim F|  July 26, 20073:41 pm| 23 Comments

This post is in: Rumormongering

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Larry Flynt may yet make Republicans regret the can of worms they opened by going apeshit about Clinton’s sex life.

Even more than they did when infidelity allegations brought down Newt while Clinton left office a popular president, I mean.

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  1. 1.

    ThymeZone

    July 26, 2007 at 3:47 pm

    Even more than they did when infidelity allegations brought down Newt

    I don’t presuppose that Republicans actually care about anyone. Including their own. Their “regret” WRT Newt is that he wasn’t available to make them feel good about something. For a while.

  2. 2.

    capelza

    July 26, 2007 at 3:50 pm

    Don’t forget Bob Livingston. :)

    That was some instant karma right there..it was sweeeeet.

  3. 3.

    John Cole

    July 26, 2007 at 3:53 pm

    If there is a God it is John Boehner.

  4. 4.

    canuckistani

    July 26, 2007 at 3:54 pm

    If there is a devil it is Jean Schmidt.

  5. 5.

    Bubblegum Tate

    July 26, 2007 at 3:59 pm

    If there is a God it is John Boehner.

    I’m trying to get Jebus on the line right now to confirm, but I too hope it’s Boehner.

    As a side note, Larry Flynt is a total sleazebag and all that, but still…God bless him for his first amendment defense and for bringing the hammer down on hypocritical moralists.

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    Zifnab

    July 26, 2007 at 4:10 pm

    Even more than they did when infidelity allegations brought down Newt while Clinton left office a popular president, I mean.

    Infidelity didn’t bring down Newt. A complete inability to govern competently brought down Newt. Tossing him out over having a mistress was just a good Republican excuse. It’s like saying Bob Dole lost the Presidency run in ’96 because he had a limp dick. Only a conservative would think evaluating a man’s sex life could determine his ability to lead a country.

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    Jake

    July 26, 2007 at 4:17 pm

    Oh yes, please let it be John Boneher. The writers at TDS and Colbert Report need their rest.

    It’s like saying Bob Dole lost the Presidency run in ‘96 because he had a limp dick.

    Well Bush got into office because he had a strong, ruthless Dick.

  8. 8.

    jnfr

    July 26, 2007 at 4:17 pm

    Who was it who said, “Flynt, you’re a bottom feeder!” To which Flynt replied, “Yeah and look who I found down here.” I don’t remember, but I love that anecdote.

  9. 9.

    UnkyT

    July 26, 2007 at 4:25 pm

    John to hooker: ‘Its not a boner its a bayner’

  10. 10.

    Zifnab

    July 26, 2007 at 4:27 pm

    Well Bush got into office because he had a strong, ruthless Dick.

    Touche

  11. 11.

    Pug

    July 26, 2007 at 4:31 pm

    A john named Boehner? It can’t be that perfect. It can’t be.

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    Dug Jay

    July 26, 2007 at 4:44 pm

    Bob Ney has already taken the fall from his prison cell.

  13. 13.

    Cain

    July 26, 2007 at 5:12 pm

    I’m sure the people of Ohio can hold their heads high on who their choices on who represented them. :)

    cain

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    Chris

    July 26, 2007 at 5:33 pm

    John Boner can’t have sex, his skin is too tight to move. That tan will actually crack if asked to do too much.

    If you are looking for a real shock, I hear that Lindsay Graham once fucked a woman….a mistake he won’t make again.

  15. 15.

    Krista

    July 26, 2007 at 6:17 pm

    John Boner can’t have sex, his skin is too tight to move.

    Here now. Phimosis is no laughing matter.

  16. 16.

    jg

    July 26, 2007 at 6:47 pm

    John Cole Says:

    If there is a God it is John Boehner.

    If someone were to just read the post and comments without reading the link, like I did, they would be very confused by JC calling Bonehead God.
    Context is my friend. LOL

  17. 17.

    jg

    July 26, 2007 at 6:49 pm

    they would be very confused by JC calling Bonehead God.

    they would be very confused by JC calling Bonehead, God.
    Better?

    My writing is as bad as my reading apparently.

  18. 18.

    Dreggas

    July 26, 2007 at 6:53 pm

    One of the things I like about this blog is the collective perverted sense of humor which is why I fit right in. BWAHAHAHA.

  19. 19.

    Dulcie

    July 26, 2007 at 7:41 pm

    Here now. Phimosis is no laughing matter.

    OMG – I know my neighbors think i’m insane. This made me laugh, long and hard (unlike Boehner’s phimosis).

    HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

  20. 20.

    rachel

    July 26, 2007 at 8:20 pm

    canuckistani Says:

    If there is a devil it is Jean Schmidt.

    ó_ò

    With who? One of her flying monkeys?

  21. 21.

    ConservativelyLiberal

    July 27, 2007 at 12:22 am

    You know, as decadent as libruls are supposed to be, I would have expected a ton of them to be on the DC Madam’s phone list. I bet that just pisses the wingnuts off to no end…lol!

    The right has spent so much time targeting Flynt (in more ways than one) that I bet he is really enjoying this. Flynt may be a sleazeball, but I guess it takes one to know one, as they say.

    Still, seeing these right wingers getting nailed (in more ways than one!) sure is fun… :)

  22. 22.

    myiq2xu

    July 27, 2007 at 2:01 am

    Uh, do you have to be a prude to sniff panties?

  23. 23.

    Dreggas

    July 27, 2007 at 11:36 am

    ConservativelyLiberal Says:

    You know, as decadent as libruls are supposed to be, I would have expected a ton of them to be on the DC Madam’s phone list. I bet that just pisses the wingnuts off to no end…lol!

    Uh that implies we liberals have to pay for it. For that matter it implies we have to pay for “exotic” services when the reality is we pioneered said services and practice them recreationally.

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