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by Tim F|  July 27, 20079:10 am| 5 Comments

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Republicans winning a contest that they would probably rather lose.

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  1. 1.

    ConservativelyLiberal

    July 27, 2007 at 9:59 am

    Hey John, you know that the Repubs are always the best at everything!

    /snark

  2. 2.

    Equal Opportunity Cynic

    July 27, 2007 at 10:26 am

    See? See???? It’s bipartisan corruption! The Democrats do it too!!!!

    From now on every media account must make the two out to be as important as the 12.

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    Rome Again

    July 27, 2007 at 11:08 am

    Fox News doesn’t say those twelve are Republicans.

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    Brian

    July 27, 2007 at 11:40 am

    As bad as it is….it’s because the Repugs were in power for so long. Now that the Dems are here, the real power people will find no problem in corrupting them, too. The Dems are just not quite as shameless and blatant about it.

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    Johnny Pez

    July 29, 2007 at 9:27 pm

    I don’t think this is going to negatively impact Doolittle’s re-election prospects. After all, they knew he was a Republican when they voted for him.

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