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Steeler Football

by John Cole|  August 5, 20076:56 pm| 9 Comments

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  1. 1.

    myiq2xu

    August 5, 2007 at 7:28 pm

    And take the Pats with you!

  2. 2.

    David

    August 5, 2007 at 8:07 pm

    Congrats to the NFL and NFL-TV. I didn’t want to watch the game anyway, and thanks to the first exhibition game of the year being broadcast on a channel to which a large portion of the viewing public has no access…

  3. 3.

    akaoni

    August 6, 2007 at 9:05 am

    I am woefully underprepared for fantasy football this season. I blame WoW…

    …and Dick Cheney.

  4. 4.

    Comrade Mattski

    August 6, 2007 at 10:52 am

    E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!!!!! Ahhhh the 1st chant of the season. Well the preseason at least. And that doesn’t count any birds chants whenever the phillies loose…. Or whenever the flyers or sixers lost……. It looks to be a good season. Don’t worry by week 5 my optism will be crushed.

  5. 5.

    Rusty Shackleford

    August 6, 2007 at 11:03 am

    Da Bears!

    In all honesty, I only watch about 16-18 NFL games a year and they all feature a certain team from a certain city that starts wit’ a C and ends wit’ an O and has a ‘hicag’ in da middle.

    Da Bears! Da Bears! Da Bears! Da Bears!

    Dit-ka.

    I watch far more ‘futbol’ than football nowadays. Ray Lewis and Rae Carruth ruined something years ago and I haven’t been able to get back into it like I used to.

    Manchester United faced Chelsea in the FA Community Shield yesterday and the EPL kicks off next weekend while my Chicago Fire are finally pulling themselves off the mat and getting back into the fight.

  6. 6.

    Zifnab

    August 6, 2007 at 12:43 pm

    Steel’s the one
    That makes me laugh

    Steel’s the one
    That’s my better half

    We’re still having fun,
    when Steelers won.
    ~ h/t Orleans

  7. 7.

    celcus

    August 6, 2007 at 1:57 pm

    As a Saints fan, I would like to offer the following, given the fact that we know a thing or two about bad seasons, abysmal seasons, god-awful seasons, and the irresistible hope that preseason play can generate: do not get too wrapped up in pre-season successes, they mean nothing.

  8. 8.

    rawshark

    August 6, 2007 at 4:55 pm

    This is the year for the Cardinals.

  9. 9.

    Kirby

    August 6, 2007 at 7:02 pm

    Go Argos!

    I can’t see the appeal of the NFL. I like Canadian football.

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