Special Bonus: It is written in the TNR, AMERICA-HATING BEAUCHAMP PROMOTERS.
Special Bonus #2: It starts with the following sentence: ‘A few days ago, a bunch of conservative bloggers had themselves a little uproar.’ Isn’t that everyday in the conservative blogosphere? The only thing that changes are the enemies and the target of the outrage.
*** Update #2 ***
At first I thought maybe Mr. Spades had just misunderstood the devil’s-advocate questioning style — an ancient journalistic device, examples of which appears in the excerpt above. But as I read on, and saw the unquestioning linkage from Ole Perfesser Reynolds, I realized that we were on a cusp of a massive shift: conservatives have actually begun speaking a different language than the rest of us. When we say “creationism bad,” they hear “Islam roolz,” and tell each other how stupid we are to say “Islam roolz” when what we should have said was “creationism bad.”
I’m beginning to get nervous about them. I’ve thought before that they’d crossed the final frontier, but they’ve always managed to kick the madness up a notch. This new threshold must surely be the very end — but I know they’ll try to outdo it, and by God, knowing the moxie they bring to such tasks, they might just make it. What will be the bone-chilling result? Will they draw the very fabric of time and space in upon itself, dooming us all? Or will they just start wearing their pants inside out like Dexy’s Midnight Runners?
At any rate, I am now really confused. Is creationism considered bad by the right-wing, or is it only Islamic creationism they reject?