Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

The snowflake in chief appeared visibly frustrated when questioned by a reporter about egg prices.

They don’t have outfits that big. nor codpieces that small.

Bark louder, little dog.

If you thought you’d already seen people saying the stupidest things possible on the internet, prepare yourselves.

A democracy can’t function when people can’t distinguish facts from lies.

We still have time to mess this up!

Why is it so hard for them to condemn hate?

Not rolling over. fuck you, make me.

Within six months Twitter will be fully self-driving.

Republicans seem to think life begins at the candlelight dinner the night before.

Usually wrong but never in doubt

Fundamental belief of white supremacy: white people are presumed innocent, minorities are presumed guilty.

People identifying as christian while ignoring christ and his teachings is a strange thing indeed.

Fear or fury? The choice is ours.

Fight for a just cause, love your fellow man, live a good life.

The current Supreme Court is a dangerous, rogue court.

Let there be snark.

There are consequences to being an arrogant, sullen prick.

Second rate reporter says what?

This is dead girl, live boy, a goat, two wetsuits and a dildo territory.  oh, and pink furry handcuffs.

Something needs to be done about our bogus SCOTUS.

It may be funny to you motherfucker, but it’s not funny to me.

Motto for the House: Flip 5 and lose none.

Republicans are radicals, not conservatives.

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  3. 3.

    David

    K. Lo’s House of Crazy?

    Just because Ms “I /heart/ Mitt” isn’t down with a shirtless Vlad?

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    incontrolados

    PLEASE BLOGROLL ME!!!!

    I don’t know how it happened, but my mock blog got installed on my comments here. But now it’s fixed. I did it myself HA!

    Seriously, I’m not a joiner. I link to you at times John, but please don’t link to me. Please. I have one little blog that goes waaa, and another that mocks my enemy (rightwingsparkle) and that’s it.

    But really, if you blogroll me, I’ll blogroll you. Seriously.

    Chance of a lifetime, I tell ya.

  7. 7.

    Rome Again

    John, I am making a request that you ban me. i want to never have Rome Again ever appear on Balloon-Juice.

    I know I could just not show up anymore (I plan to never come back, not because of you, for other reasons) but, I would really appreciate it if you would ban the name permanently.

    Thank you.

  9. 9.

    Rick Taylor

    Treating this as an open thread, I just read an excerpt from a letter for Guliani’s campaign: “If a Democrat wins in 2008, Americans will have a President in the White House where the Terrorists’ War on Us is mocked as simply a bumper sticker, taxes are increased and the government runs your health care. In contrast, a Rudy Giuliani administration will keep us on Offense in the Terrorists’ War on Us, end illegal immigration and cut spending– all promises based upon Rudy’s 12 Commitments to the American People.”

    This isn’t satire; this isn’t written by someone with no chance to win, this is one of the major contenders for the Republican nomination, and it reads like something from the Onion. What the heck is going on?

    Back when George Bush was running for President, at first I dismissed him because I didn’t think someone so obviously not fit to be President could win the primaries. Then I was happy, because he certainly couldn’t win the general election! Now when I see people like this being taken seriously on the Republican side, it scares the hell out of me.

    –Rick Taylor

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    jake

    I can’t believe Goolie’s campaign is sticking with Terrorists’ War on Us. I see the logic behind a change from GWoT or tWaT, but TWoU?

    Some marketing group is laughing all the way to the bank.

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    canuckistani

    I’d like to see badastronomy.com added to the science pages, and I’d like a buffer between here and Michelle Malkin so that I don’t have a stroke and accidently click on her website while my mouse hand is out of my control.

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    Zifnab

    I think Rome Again doesn’t want to be banned so much as retired. Sorry, but you’ve got to make it into the Hall of Fame for that, and so far only a legendary few have achieved such vaunted status.

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    Face

    The mocked list MUST HAVE Atlas Jugged, or whatever it’s called. That big-chested trollop deserves as much scorn as one can heap.

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