Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

And we’re all out of bubblegum.

Republicans seem to think life begins at the candlelight dinner the night before.

Putting aside our relentless self-interest because the moral imperative is crystal clear.

Consistently wrong since 2002

Everybody saw this coming.

Pessimism assures that nothing of any importance will change.

This fight is for everything.

And now I have baud making fun of me. this day can’t get worse.

Perhaps you mistook them for somebody who gives a damn.

Today’s GOP: why go just far enough when too far is right there?

They traffic in fear. it is their only currency. if we are fearful, they are winning.

Battle won, war still ongoing.

My years-long effort to drive family and friends away has really paid off this year.

Optimism opens the door to great things.

If you tweet it in all caps, that makes it true!

I like you, you’re my kind of trouble.

The worst democrat is better than the best republican.

Thanks to your bullshit, we are now under siege.

I did not have telepathic declassification on my 2022 bingo card.

I know this must be bad for Joe Biden, I just don’t know how.

You cannot shame the shameless.

Americans barely caring about Afghanistan is so last month.

Republican obstruction dressed up as bipartisanship. Again.

I’d like to think you all would remain faithful to me if i ever tried to have some of you killed.

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And the winner is- AG Gonzalez!:

NUMBER ONE WORST PROSECUTOR IN THE COUNTRY: THE WINNER IS U.S. ATTORNEY GENERAL ALBERTO GONZALES

Alberto Gonzales – The Attorney General (AG) of the United States, in Washington D.C., Alberto Gonzales, earns the first place on our list of ten worst prosecutors in the United States for being what many have called the worst AG in our nation’s history. His involvement in the firings of nine United States Attorneys and the politicization of the Justice Department form the basis for which he was selected as the worst prosecutor in the United States in 2007. When he testified in front of the U.S. Congress, he allegedly committed perjury by his false statements, inconsistent statements, and all of his “I don’t knows.” Members of his own Department of Justice and the Head of the FBI, Robert Mueller, have contradicted his testimony. Even Arlen Specter, the ranking Republican on the Senate Judiciary Committee considers Gonzales to be a liar. Gonzales may be the target of a major investigation by a Special Prosecutor; he continues to be the subject of Congressional investigations, and should be investigated by the Integrity Office of the United States Department of Justice, and the State Bar of Texas Office of the Chief Disciplinary Counsel for his unethical actions while White House Counsel and Attorney General. Maybe Gonzales also earns this top spot by how United States Senator Charles Schumer sums up listening to the testimony of Gonzales under oath: “He tells the half-truth, the partial truth and anything but the truth.” Other than that, he has been a model government lawyer.

By comparison, disgraced and disbarred Mike Nifong of Duke Lacrosse fame is deemed to be only the third worst prosecutor in the country. At least one branch of this administration is striving for excellence. (via Scott Horton)

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  1. 1.

    KC

    What amazes me is how cowardly, given all that has transpired the last few years, the Dems in Congress are. Check the AG for his incompetence, arrogance, and generally ineffectual abilities? Why, of course not. Instead, they hold hearings, bitch and whine, then give him the power to wiretap American citizens without warrants.

    Fuckers.

  3. 3.

    cleek

    but Leahy’s gonna write a sternly-worded letter recommending AG come by and lie to them some more, if he doesn’t shape up. and he means it, this time!

  4. 4.

    myiq2xu

    As a former criminal defense attorney, the only thing I hate worse than crooked cops is dishonest prosecutors.

    Abuse of power is a bigger threat to our freedom than anything.

    We don’t need government to protect us from murderers and rapists. Lynch mobs can handle that.

    But who will protect us from government?

    Power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely.

  5. 5.

    Xenos

    What amazes me is how cowardly, given all that has transpired the last few years, the Dems in Congress are. Check the AG for his incompetence, arrogance, and generally ineffectual abilities? Why, of course not. Instead, they hold hearings, bitch and whine, then give him the power to wiretap American citizens without warrants.

    A whiff of anthrax can do that to a person. Oh, isn’t anyone investigating the anthrax case, that domestic attempt to murder the leadership of the Democratic Party? What, no-one? Nothing being done, no progress for SIX GODDAM YEARS?

    Who is in charge of that investigation? Oh yeah, him.

  6. 6.

    Punchy

    Even Arlen Specter, the ranking Republican on the Senate Judiciary Committee considers Gonzales to be a liar.

    Uh, no he didn’t. He specifically backed away from that claim to conclude that AG DIDN’T lie.

  7. 7.

    TenguPhule

    Nothing being done, no progress for SIX GODDAM YEARS?

    The motto of this administration.

  8. 8.

    RSA

    I was going to add some snark about this kind of list being produced by evil [defense] trial lawyers, but I see that the two main contributors are former federal prosecutors.

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