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A Tuesday Moment of Zen

by John Cole|  September 4, 200711:15 am| 12 Comments

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  1. 1.

    bpower

    September 4, 2007 at 11:46 am

    Ah dude, thats awesome. Thanks so much for that. Now Im gonna head home, stick on me jammies and watch cartoons for 4 hours.

  2. 2.

    Jake

    September 4, 2007 at 11:48 am

    Let’s see. They offer to improve a customer’s ability to express himself, for FREE. Clearly the Messrs. Lolly are commieislahomofascists.

    When real Americans speak their statements are laden with mispronuciations, fractured phrases, confused syntax and when all else fails, the passive voice.

    Real Americans don’t speak truthfully, they speak with truthiness.

  3. 3.

    Wilfred

    September 4, 2007 at 12:04 pm

    LOL(ly)

  4. 4.

    Wilfred

    September 4, 2007 at 12:06 pm

    I meant LOLly

  5. 5.

    Andrew

    September 4, 2007 at 12:25 pm

    That video sucks.

  6. 6.

    Quiddity

    September 4, 2007 at 12:53 pm

    That video got me to (finally?) resolve a nagging question about usage of “more important/importantly”. important is the adjective, importantly is the adverb. From Dictionary.com:

    Usage noteBoth more important and more importantly occur at the beginning of a sentence in all varieties of standard English:

    More important (or More importantly), her record as an administrator is unmatched.

    Today, more importantly is the more common, even though some object to its use on the grounds that more important is an elliptical form of “What is more important” and that the adverb importantly could not occur in such a construction. More importantly probably developed by analogy with other sentence-modifying adverbs, as curiously, fortunately, and regrettably.

    I prefer “more importantly”.

  7. 7.

    Perry Como

    September 4, 2007 at 3:36 pm

    Conspiracy Theory Rock

  8. 8.

    Paul L.

    September 4, 2007 at 3:51 pm

    Another Zen video
    Segway Justice for Reporter with BDS

    I predict the defense will be:

    That’s not funny, Piers Morgan was injured when he fell off.
    George W. Bush was not injured by his fall off a Segway. But he should have been for starting a immoral illegal war that has killed over a million people!!!!!1!1

  9. 9.

    ThymeZone

    September 4, 2007 at 3:56 pm

    That video sucks.

    Yeah, but it’s better than The Wire.

  10. 10.

    Xenos

    September 4, 2007 at 5:07 pm

    What next, Paul L., Nonsequitor Rock?

  11. 11.

    Andrew

    September 4, 2007 at 8:21 pm

    Yeah, but it’s better than The Wire.

    What isn’t, really?

  12. 12.

    Yellow Journalism

    September 4, 2007 at 11:59 pm

    Not as good as Conjunction Junction, but quite satisfying just the same.

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