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Steelers V. Browns

by John Cole|  September 9, 20079:38 am| 9 Comments

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GO STEELERS!

*** Update ***

Firs possession for the Browns, 3 and out, fumble the punt and get 4 penalties.

Same old Browns.

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  1. 1.

    Bob In Pacifica

    September 9, 2007 at 10:07 am

    Go Niners! Go, uh, Raiders.

    (It’s a regional thing.)

  2. 2.

    Comrad Mattski

    September 9, 2007 at 10:08 am

    Sorry John, but being more from the eastern part of the state.. E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!!!!! The defense scares me but then again the NFC looks to be pretty weak again this year, so I like our chances.

  3. 3.

    demimondian

    September 9, 2007 at 10:13 am

    Go injuries!

  4. 4.

    Johno

    September 9, 2007 at 11:52 am

    Yeah, go Steelers…. and take the Penguins with you!

    GO BROWNS!!!!

  5. 5.

    David

    September 9, 2007 at 1:24 pm

    This one’s just for you, Mr Cole:
    A little doggie fun

  6. 6.

    Johno

    September 9, 2007 at 2:24 pm

    Yes, ah… go Browns… straight to first draft pick again.

    Well, at least there’s some comfort in consistency.

  7. 7.

    demimondian

    September 9, 2007 at 2:27 pm

    Go, Steely McBeam!

  8. 8.

    Elvis Elvisberg

    September 9, 2007 at 2:50 pm

    Randy Moss is bigger than Jesus. 9 rec., 183 yds., TD. 38-14. So far.

    The outcome of this Midwestern matchup means as much to the eventual AFC championship as the final score of the Pirates-Cubs game.

  9. 9.

    Comrad Mattski

    September 9, 2007 at 9:55 pm

    Wanted: Anyone who can catch a punt. Should have good hands and enough common sense to know that a punt is not a live ball. Job Location a beautiful eastern city with a rapid fan base. Minimum starting salary 285,00 If interested please contact Andy Reid of the Philadelphia Eagles.

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