Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

One of our two political parties is a cult whose leader admires Vladimir Putin.

Dear elected officials: Trump is temporary, dishonor is forever.

“In this country American means white. everybody else has to hyphenate.”

Lick the third rail, it tastes like chocolate!

Hi god, it’s us. Thanks a heap, you’re having a great week and it’s only Thursday!

Hey Washington Post, “Democracy Dies in Darkness” was supposed to be a warning, not a mission statement.

Jesus, Mary, & Joseph how is that election even close?

When someone says they “love freedom”, rest assured they don’t mean yours.

Whatever happens next week, the fight doesn’t end.

Seems like a complicated subject, have you tried yelling at it?

Tick tock motherfuckers!

I’ve spoken to my cat about this, but it doesn’t seem to do any good.

🎶 Those boots were made for mockin’ 🎵

The fundamental promise of conservatism all over the world is a return to an idealized past that never existed.

Oppose, oppose, oppose. do not congratulate. this is not business as usual.

These days, even the boring Republicans are nuts.

There are times when telling just part of the truth is effectively a lie.

Every decision we make has lots of baggage with it, known or unknown.

We still have time to mess this up!

Putting aside our relentless self-interest because the moral imperative is crystal clear.

I’m starting to think Jesus may have made a mistake saving people with no questions asked.

This blog will pay for itself.

Also, are you sure you want people to rate your comments?

Only Democrats have agency, apparently.

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    Xanthippas

    Geniuses.

    “Let’s claim that we met with a guy who keeps meticulous notebooks of his daily activities on days when he actually didn’t meet with us. That’ll work!”

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