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Always Lying About Everything

by Tim F|  September 11, 20077:49 am| 2 Comments

This post is in: Republican Crime Syndicate - aka the Bush Admin.

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  1. 1.

    Xanthippas

    September 11, 2007 at 8:21 am

    Geniuses.

    “Let’s claim that we met with a guy who keeps meticulous notebooks of his daily activities on days when he actually didn’t meet with us. That’ll work!”

  2. 2.

    AkaDad

    September 11, 2007 at 8:39 am

    I blame Liberals for forcing those family values, not-gay Republicans, to suck all those dicks…

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