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Shorter K-LO

by John Cole|  September 13, 20077:47 pm| 32 Comments

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  1. 1.

    Fwiffo

    September 13, 2007 at 8:08 pm

    Seriously John, I’m worried for your health. If reading these idiots gets you so worked up, maybe you should pick up some safer hobby.

  2. 2.

    t. jasper parnel

    September 13, 2007 at 8:19 pm

    I have said this before but the Betrayus moniker circulates among the military.

    Critics, including one recently retired general, are privately calling him “General Betraeus” on the grounds that he is too ambitious to deliver a balanced report on the war.

    R. Murcoch, that commie symp ownerof Fox News—long may its flag staff wave—owns the Times of London.

    Moveon reports the attitude of some of those who know P and what? no one points out that the P is a putz? and that Moveon is, ya know, making a saliant point about P’s reliablity? P’s whole schtick, like Bush’s, is that his honorable, well neither is and this point needs to be made more ofte.

  3. 3.

    t. jasper parnel

    September 13, 2007 at 8:21 pm

    For an example of P’s mendacity go read this

  4. 4.

    Mike

    September 13, 2007 at 8:30 pm

    But it said “today”! If it had been bumped a day, it would have had to change to “yesterday”, and the Times doesn’t have the technology for that!

  5. 5.

    Pb

    September 13, 2007 at 8:36 pm

    Heh. And now they’ll keep digging the hole deeper, as usual, because they can’t read:

    Catherine Mathis, vice president of corporate communication at the Times, said she could not discuss specific advertisers, but said the rate for a special advocacy, full-page, black and white, standby ad is $64,575. At that rate, an advertiser can request that an ad run on a specific date, but cannot be guaranteed such placement.

    “The rates are certainly things that have many different variables in them,” she said.

    “many different variables”? Yeah, they’re never going to figure this one out…

  6. 6.

    Elvis Elvisberg

    September 13, 2007 at 8:51 pm

    “Variables” sounds suspiciously like “facts,” which have a well-known liberal bias…

  7. 7.

    whippoorwill

    September 13, 2007 at 9:28 pm

    I’m just flushed with relief that the NRO and K-LO are asking the tough questions – like what does “standby” mean in the newspaper business. The anticipation at hearing their report is more than I can bear.

  8. 8.

    cd6

    September 13, 2007 at 10:26 pm

    If there were shenanigans every time K Lo didn’t understand something, well, that’s a lot of shenanigans.

    tangentially unrelated: K Lo is a fat, disgusting pig of a woman.

  9. 9.

    Jess

    September 13, 2007 at 11:45 pm

    These last bunch of threads have provided more entertainment a mere mortal can bear. I haven’t laughed so hard in years. Thanks, John! and Uncle Jimbo! And a standing ovation to the supporting cast!

    Peace out, dudes and dudettes.

  10. 10.

    Pb

    September 14, 2007 at 12:00 am

    Heh. Check out this unhinged moonbat over at Red State…

  11. 11.

    KCinDC

    September 14, 2007 at 12:22 am

    And look at the thread it led to, Pb. Two bannings (or blammings), including the guy you link to. Got to preserve the bubble.

  12. 12.

    Cain

    September 14, 2007 at 12:34 am

    And look at the thread it led to, Pb. Two bannings (or blammings), including the guy you link to. Got to preserve the bubble.

    I saw that. I didn’t see anything there that wasn’t reasonable. Pathetic.

    cain

  13. 13.

    Pb

    September 14, 2007 at 1:35 am

    I didn’t see anything there that wasn’t reasonable.

    It obviously didn’t live up to their high standards:

    Who reads TNR? Well, for starters, the enemy. And I’m referring to the Left in this country. They are every bit the enemy of this nation that aQ is.

  14. 14.

    merlallen

    September 14, 2007 at 7:21 am

    Those RedState pussies have banned me twice for disagreeing with them. No wonder the cowards won’t enlist.

  15. 15.

    Punchy

    September 14, 2007 at 7:41 am

    Heh. Check out this unhinged moonbat over at Red State…

    I tried to see that link, and the work firewall said it was blocked as “Profanity”. I think it should have said “Inanity”.

  16. 16.

    carpeicthus

    September 14, 2007 at 9:18 am

    The entire Right-wing should have to stand up and admit how fucking stupid they are, right up to Giuliani. If they had credibility in the first place outside of the legion of morons, their gross errors here should actually matter. But they don’t — the only problem is how large that moronic legion is, and how many of them work in television.

  17. 17.

    The Other Steve

    September 14, 2007 at 9:22 am

    Heh. Check out this unhinged moonbat over at Red State…

    Can you say Blamm?

    Do not worry. Moe Lane is on the case, ready to purge the red army of dissenters.

  18. 18.

    Zifnab

    September 14, 2007 at 9:40 am

    “many different variables”? Yeah, they’re never going to figure this one out…

    Yeah, in this country there is only one variable. It’s a bit variable and it represents:
    1 – With the President
    0 – With the Terrorists

    The newspaper ad spot clearly was not with the President.

    Those RedState pussies have banned me twice for disagreeing with them. No wonder the cowards won’t enlist.

    It’s amazing what you can get banned for on those boards. Whatever bad things may be said about DKos, by and large the site does an excellent job of not cracking people over the head with the ban stick at every occasion.

  19. 19.

    cleek

    September 14, 2007 at 9:58 am

    Those RedState pussies have banned me twice for disagreeing with them. No wonder the cowards won’t enlist.

    have they blocked your IP from even seeing the site, yet ?

  20. 20.

    Jimmmmm

    September 14, 2007 at 10:05 am

    Speaking of smell test, I’ll bet K-LO has whole chickens trapped in the rolls on her abdomen.

  21. 21.

    capelza

    September 14, 2007 at 10:05 am

    Zinfab, I agree. Used to go to Red State till it got so weird. John left and Trevino as well. Moe Lane, wasn’t he a founder of Obsidian Wings? What the heck happened to that guy?

    You do have to be a complete jackass and then some to be banned from Kos. Even a simple singletroll rating can sometimes ensure several meta postings about whether or not it was justified. And often those are aimed at each other, not someone from the “other side”.

    I can not link to NRO, it is too stupid. So awful and purile. Once in a great while Buckley himslef will come down from his Olympian wherever and lay the smackdown on them, but how embarrassing for him to have those nitwits representing his movement.

  22. 22.

    sean

    September 14, 2007 at 11:01 am

    Shorter K-Lo. Would be even uglier than the real thing. I just wish she was liberal so I could call her the Hefty Lefty

  23. 23.

    capelza

    September 14, 2007 at 11:11 am

    Wow…I ha no idea she looked like that (just googled her image..and shakes finger at people judging her by her appearance..I hate it when the righties do it to other women..but..that said…she’s fatter than Michael Moore!)

  24. 24.

    Krista

    September 14, 2007 at 11:22 am

    I second capelza’s finger-shaking. Making fun of people’s appearance is not cool.

    Besides, there’s so much OTHER material from which to work (i.e. her “I don’t get it, so it must be bad” philosophy), that making fun of her looks is really just lazy.

  25. 25.

    Punchy

    September 14, 2007 at 11:33 am

    Speaking of smell test, I’ll bet K-LO has whole chickens trapped in the rolls on her abdomen.

    Are you saying there’s chickens in her fat, or chickens trapped in bread rolls that are trapped in her fat? If it’s the latter….well…that’s just not acceptable.

  26. 26.

    Jimmmmm

    September 14, 2007 at 11:54 am

    Sorry, but when someone who looks like K-Low (who looks like Roseanne Barr in the first third of the movie, “She Devil”) is an advocate for chastity and modesty, she opens herself up to the suggestion that she espouses a certain world-view because of how she looks. It’s like the recovering alcoholic who becomes a crusader for universal temperance. Not much credibility in saying, “if I ain’t satisfied, then nobody else can be satisfied.” If that hypothesis make me sound like a dick, then I again apologize.

    If K-Low were teh hott and the belle of the ball, I’d bet her stances on reproductive rights and presidential authority would be quite different. In fact, I’d wager that she would sound more like Miss Teenage South Carolina did when opining about why American kids cannot find the USA on a map. Because, strip away the self-righteousness, and it becomes clear that K-Low lacks the chops (and, likely, the intellectual horsepower) to support even the most obvious position. Outside the friendly confines The Corner of Dumb and Dumber, K-Low would shrivel beneath the lights of public scrutiny (or God forbid, an open reader commenting policy) like a salted slug.

    Meantime, I cannot bear to look at her picture when it accompanies her writing. I can handle either ugly inside or ugly outside. But life is too short for my “beautiful mind” to have to bear spending more time than is absolutely necessary in the company of one who is thoroughly and manifestly both.

  27. 27.

    jenniebee

    September 14, 2007 at 12:03 pm

    hehe – the Red State, like all Red States, has a re-education program.

    That is just too precious.

  28. 28.

    Andrew

    September 14, 2007 at 12:33 pm

    I would like to show Miss Teenage South Carolina a map.

    (I’m not sure what that means.)

  29. 29.

    cd6

    September 14, 2007 at 4:09 pm

    K Lo’s response to US torture allegations is “Yippee!”

    Calling her fat is the least she deserves.

  30. 30.

    JWW

    September 14, 2007 at 5:48 pm

    Though all don’t care for my comments,

    I found John quite intriguing last night. I replied several times to this post in a very well voiced manner. He blocked them all. I wonder why that is? Is John’s version of “freedom of speech” confined to that which he wants to hear? I was in no way derogatory, angry, or foolish. So if I am getting this right, he is, imposing the the same standard that he accuses the current administration of. Before I submitted each post it was saved and referenced to the post #. If I can slip this by the “Wizard” aka John, in the future, reference the post # and read the comments he blocked.

  31. 31.

    JWW

    September 14, 2007 at 6:05 pm

    This did not work,

    I will find a way to convey the saved responses. Here is the answer from John’s server when I attempt to add the responses that were DELETED by the host.

    “Duplicate comment detected; it looks as though you’ve already said that!”

    Do you happen to see any comments other than the one above. Well there were 5 in total. If John is so right, what could I say that would shake the ground he stands on? Yes, they were made way before my 11PM curfew.

  32. 32.

    JWW

    September 14, 2007 at 6:13 pm

    I did however remember an earlier observation. John’s posts are only good for 24 – 36 hours before they are no longer looked at. The importance is really only temporary, they really spell out or resolve nothing. He does his thing, you do your thing, have a group hug, and say “I feel better now”. You don’t look for an answer, you don’t research the truth, you just follow your leader. All 20 of you regulars make quite a force to be reckoned with. John’s powerful influence has 20, maybe 30 dedicated men and women. Go find other sources of comment, weigh each, the world is large.

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