Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Every one of the “Roberts Six” lied to get on the court.

They think we are photo bombing their nice little lives.

Do we throw up our hands or do we roll up our sleeves? (hint, door #2)

Not all heroes wear capes.

Usually wrong but never in doubt

Pessimism assures that nothing of any importance will change.

“I was told there would be no fact checking.”

Quote tweet friends, screenshot enemies.

Good lord, these people are nuts.

They are not red states to be hated; they are voter suppression states to be fixed.

Jack Smith: “Why did you start campaigning in the middle of my investigation?!”

I am pretty sure these ‘journalists’ were not always such a bootlicking sycophants.

Today in our ongoing national embarrassment…

Fear or fury? The choice is ours.

We are aware of all internet traditions.

Nothing worth doing is easy.

Bad people in a position to do bad things will do bad things because they are bad people. End of story.

You are either for trump or for democracy. Pick one.

A snarling mass of vitriolic jackals

Well, whatever it is, it’s better than being a Republican.

The gop is a fucking disgrace.

Trump should be leading, not lying.

Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

So it was an October Surprise A Day, like an Advent calendar but for crime.

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  1. 1.

    whippoorwill

    I am feeling sick and this is all you get.

    Well that’s just dandy. Some kinda cult leader of moonbat minions you are. What will we do? What will we say? We’ll be like lost children drifting through the blogosphere with bloodsucking wingnuts ready to feast on our lost leaderless souls.

    Oh well, I think I’ll have a cheeseburger and watch the Browns lose big.

  9. 9.

    Cain

    I had no idea this shit was going on in Colorado and Wyoming but it seems like accelerated gas and oil drilling. The area are all republicans and they’ve started to get sick of it.

    Pretty freaky, I had no idea that tehy were ruining landscapes over there. That’s gotta hurt.

    link

    cain

  10. 10.

    Bubblegum Tate

    Steely McBeam is one handsome hunk of manly manliness.

    Careful–too many more outbursts like that and the GOP will nominate him for president (take a hike, Freddie!).

    The Browns beat the Bengals? The fuck?

    I’m helping my ex pick the games for her office pool. I don’t think I did all that well this week. Yeesh–and I’m supposed to be her ringer!

  13. 13.

    ThymeZone

    Hey, TZ! Do you think “The next wining streak starts today”?

    Well, we have a streak of One Win going, now.

    If you’re a Cardinals fan, that’s exciting.

    Yee haw, etc.

  16. 16.

    BARRASSO

    Wyoming has been torn to shit the last ten years and the cattle men farmers and ranchers are pissed. The BLM has been told by the higher ups to just not enforce the laws anymore.

  17. 17.

    Andrei

    What the hell was up with the Yellow helmets? First the mascot then the helmets. Someone needs to find out what they frig is going on over there.

  18. 18.

    rachel

    Wyoming has been torn to shit the last ten years and the cattle men farmers and ranchers are pissed. The BLM has been told by the higher ups to just not enforce the laws anymore.

    That’s what they voted for, and now they’ve decided they don’t like it? What flip-floppers.

  19. 19.

    Punchy

    What the hell was up with the Yellow helmets?

    I kept thinking I was watching a college game. Then I thought I had the color all screwed up on the telly. Had to keep reminding myself it was the Steelers. Couldn’t recognize them at all with those god-awful piss yellow lids.

    Looks like ManPurse McBeam is spreading his rampant homosexuality to all corners of the team.

  21. 21.

    Punchy

    Boy, if this is:

    1) true (it is)
    2) not reversed (it will be)
    3) enforceable (it’s not)

    that’s a huge, huge blow. These clowns do a lot for the semi-important people. I foresee Maliki going back on this in…oh….4 hours.

    And I had no idea they had what seems like complete immunity from prosecution. Wow. No wonder they’re so brazen.

  23. 23.

    The Other Steve

    I had no idea this shit was going on in Colorado and Wyoming but it seems like accelerated gas and oil drilling. The area are all republicans and they’ve started to get sick of it.

    No point in having guns, if the land has been destroyed of wildlife.

    My great uncle lived near Colorado Springs. He had a natural gas mine on his land. But I don’t recall it having had a tremendous impact to the land. Just a 40’x40′ section of land that had been fenced off for the mine. He was paid a yearly rent for the land, plus a percentage of the gas that was extracted.

    I love Colorado, and really hope they don’t destroy the wilderness there. It’s very beautiful.

  25. 25.

    Punchy

    Welcome to the nation of bedwetters, where we are afraid of chalk, and now toilet paper dust.

    TP has dust? WTF is that? Anyone understand this?

  28. 28.

    The Other Steve

    Ruh roh

    Seriously?

    Hard to say. Toriegraph is the opposition newspaper in Britain. They may just be scare-mongering a bit to hit the new Gordon Brown.

    We’ll have to wait and see a bit. Congress should pass a resolution demanding the President receive war authorization before attacking any more countries.

  29. 29.

    Pb

    Congress should pass a resolution demanding the President receive war authorization before attacking any more countries.

    1) That’s already in The Constitution.

    2) They tried that re: Iran and failed to pass it.

    2) a. How sad is that?

    DeFazio has attempted several times over the course of the past two years to pass legislation that would reassert Congress’ constitutional war-making powers.

    In a statement of administration policy released Wednesday, the White House threatened to veto the 2008 defense authorization bill if it contained “provisions that would prevent the president from protecting America and allied and cooperating nations from threats posed by Iran.”

    I’d like to see a few more bills or amendments like that, and then see if they pass or not. How about a bill that prevents the President from imprisoning or torturing any more Americans indefinitely without trial or legal counsel? Or from flying them to another country and imprisoning them there?

    Or I could move. How’s Canada this time of year…

  30. 30.

    Tax Analyst

    TP has dust? WTF is that? Anyone understand this?

    That would probably be the little bits of paper along the sheet perforations…it sometimes shreds off when a sheet is torn off the roll to wipe one’s ass or wipe semen off your shoes or wherever it might have happened to relocate after it leaves one’s gland.

  32. 32.

    Krista

    TP has dust? WTF is that? Anyone understand this?

    It does too. Go into a bathroom on a sunny day, when the light’s streaming in the window. Grab some toilet paper fromt the roll and crumple it up. You’ll see a ton of little dust motes.

    (Note, this isn’t something that I actually set out to observe, but my mom’s upstairs bathroom window faces south, and I’ve spent a lot of time in that house during my life.)

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