Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Meanwhile over at truth Social, the former president is busy confessing to crimes.

Let there be snark.

Black Jesus loves a paper trail.

You cannot shame the shameless.

Putin must be throwing ketchup at the walls.

Republicans seem to think life begins at the candlelight dinner the night before.

I’d hate to be the candidate who lost to this guy.

Let me eat cake. The rest of you could stand to lose some weight, frankly.

Roe isn’t about choice, it’s about freedom.

I like you, you’re my kind of trouble.

Fuck the extremist election deniers. What’s money for if not for keeping them out of office?

Historically it was a little unusual for the president to be an incoherent babbling moron.

In short, I come down firmly on all sides of the issue.

After roe, women are no longer free.

Despite his magical powers, I don’t think Trump is thinking this through, to be honest.

DeSantis transforms Florida into 1930s Germany with gators and theme parks.

People are complicated. Love is not.

🎶 Those boots were made for mockin’ 🎵

Everybody saw this coming.

When I decide to be condescending, you won’t have to dream up a fantasy about it.

Republicans don’t want a speaker to lead them; they want a hostage.

This blog will pay for itself.

Is it negotiation when the other party actually wants to shoot the hostage?

We still have time to mess this up!

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  1. 1.

    Punchy

    I will bet every dollar I own, that–despite THIS sentence:

    The deadly virus itself was never present in the laboratory

    tomorrow’s headlines will read “EBOLA SCARE IN THE HEARTLAND: DEADLY VIRUS NOT SECURED”

    Meanwhile, it’s Thursday nite, which calls for a few beers and the undergrad bar scene. Booyah.

  2. 2.

    Dave

    Alright John,

    Niners vs. Steelers this weekend. How about a bet.

    Niners win, you make a $5-$10 donation to MoveOn. Steelers win, I’ll make the same to…whatever you choose.

    or…think of something better?

  7. 7.

    Dave

    From TZ’s link…

    The nonprofit Families USA group

    Wouldn’t it be nice if Focus on the Family and all of their ilk actually…focused on families?

  8. 8.

    Dave

    Announcement. Quiet please…

    …shhh!!….

    I have been “Dave” on BJ for a couple of years now, there are now at least one and as many as three current “Dave”s. So…in order to differentiate me from the rest….

    Heretofore, I will be known as….

    (drumroll)

    Ninerdave.

    (rimshot).

  9. 9.

    liberal

    I watched the Colbert show re-run last night from the night before.

    A certain female who you (JC) think is extremely hot was interviewed.

  11. 11.

    Third Eye Open

    So…how bout them Canes–eyes down please–This almost makes up for the past 4 seasons of absolute thuggish baffoonery on the field, they liked to refer to as football.

    Oct. 20 betches, Bobby is getting a grande latte enema!

  13. 13.

    Wilfred

    BAGHDAD – American convoys under the protection of Blackwater USA resumed on Friday, four days after the U.S. Embassy suspended all land travel by its diplomats and other civilian officials in response to the alleged killing of civilians by the security firm.

    A top aide to Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki had earlier conceded it may prove difficult for the Iraqi government to follow through on threats to expel Blackwater and other Western security contractors.

    Hearts and minds, the Bush way – fahevah!

  15. 15.

    The Other Steve

    Punchy, did you catch this?

    The researcher, Yoshi Kawaoka, a professor of virology in the School of Veterinary Medicine, said he immediately moved the research to a Canadian lab with higher security after the NIH said the UW-Madison laboratory was not secure enough for the research.

    A Canadian lab, outside the jurisdiction(my ass) of the NIH. :-)

  17. 17.

    The Other Steve

    I have been “Dave” on BJ for a couple of years now, there are now at least one and as many as three current “Dave”s. So…in order to differentiate me from the rest….

    You could be ‘The Other Dave’. Or do we got one of those? How about ‘Another Dave’?

  21. 21.

    Jake

    After all if Senator Stevens had nothing to hide…

    Stevens has a wide stance on business relationships, therefore there is no underlying crime.

  22. 22.

    Pooh

    Do you think they had a court order? Or did they really need one? After all if Senator Stevens had nothing to hide…

    Don’t need one. They had Bill Allen dead to rights so he agreed to be recorded.

  24. 24.

    liberal

    OK, before the thread gets too old…it was Naomi Wolf, for whom John has expressed a strong sexual desire.

    She showed a bit of leg, too…

  26. 26.

    D-Chance.

    Do the Republican candidates realize they’re actually PUSHING Hillary into the White House???

    Fred Thompson (introducing his wife): “She would make a much better first lady than Bill Clinton.”

    Mitt Romney (about his wife): “she is a much prettier first lady than Bill Clinton…”

    Way to go, boys… keep reminding the American public that if they vote for Hillary that they will also have one of the most popular presidents in recent times back in the White House and back in (or standing side-by-side with) power. That will get those voters turning Republican! After all, if you gave the public the choice of Ann Romney, Judith Nathan, Jeri Thompson, or Bill Clinton having the president’s ear 24/7, which would they choose…

    *sigh* They just don’t see their own stupidity, do they?

  28. 28.

    Rick Taylor

    sigh They just don’t see their own stupidity, do they?

    Shhhhhh! If they want to do it, don’t stop them.

    It’s human nature to assume the rest of the country thinks like you do. We liberals probably sometimes over-estimate the degree to which the country opposed the war. And it’s probably difficult for conservatives who can’t stand Clinton to let in how popular he was and is.

    And yes, asterisks are bold face; I discovered it the same way.

  29. 29.

    Rick Taylor

    Also, when Fred Thompson said that, he was speaking to his base where it probably will help him. He probably won’t make the same joke if nominated, come the general election.

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