Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

I know this must be bad for Joe Biden, I just don’t know how.

Despite his magical powers, I don’t think Trump is thinking this through, to be honest.

Whatever happens next week, the fight doesn’t end.

The poor and middle-class pay taxes, the rich pay accountants, the wealthy pay politicians.

Within six months Twitter will be fully self-driving.

Putting aside our relentless self-interest because the moral imperative is crystal clear.

We’ve had enough carrots to last a lifetime. break out the sticks.

The republican caucus is already covering themselves with something, and it’s not glory.

I’ve spoken to my cat about this, but it doesn’t seem to do any good.

They traffic in fear. it is their only currency. if we are fearful, they are winning.

Republicans do not pay their debts.

Is it irresponsible to speculate? It is irresponsible not to.

The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand.

Tick tock motherfuckers!

🎶 Those boots were made for mockin’ 🎵

The revolution will be supervised.

This has so much WTF written all over it that it is hard to comprehend.

Imperialist aggressors must be defeated, or the whole world loses.

Some judge needs to shut this circus down soon.

But frankly mr. cole, I’ll be happier when you get back to telling us to go fuck ourselves.

The next time the wall street journal editorial board speaks the truth will be the first.

I didn’t have alien invasion on my 2023 BINGO card.

You don’t get rid of your umbrella while it’s still raining.

Everybody saw this coming.

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  1. 1.

    Elvis Elvisberg

    Yes, it gets better than this.

    0-8.

    Their next three games are at formerly ranked UCLA, then at home against a soon-to-be-top-ten BC team and then USC.

    No guarantees, obviously. If they beat UCLA or BC it would hardly be Appalachian State redux. But 0-8 is very possible.

  2. 2.

    just sayin

    As we in DC once said about the Cowboys during a 1-15 season, let’em lose ’til their ears bleed!

  3. 3.

    just sayin

    Of course, the Redskins are about 100 games below .500 since then and the Cowboys have won three Super Bowls, so maybe karma is a bitch.

  4. 4.

    Kilgore Trout

    What level of sustained mediocrity would cost ND their NBC deal (and perhaps prompt them to fully join the Big 10, if they would have them)? Or no matter how bad it gets for a few years will the audience always be there?

  6. 6.

    PaulW

    My GOD. This Saturday really cleared the board didn’t it? Six of the top 10 lost! The top team in the SEC East is KENTUCKY right now! KENTUCKY! That’s like having Duke atop the ACC! THAT JUST AIN’T RIGHT!

    I blame my own South FLorida Bulls for this nightmare. They started an avalanche of upsets. No, no, wait, that’s not fair. Appalachain State! That’s it! Or better yet, BLAME CANADA! … No, maybe not.

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    jake

    Eh John, Tim! Did you know that the Texas Tourism ad box comes up as a huge code strand that shoves everything waaaay over to the right of the screen? I know every thing’s bigger down there, but sheesh.

    Any way: Woooo! Go Terds!

  13. 13.

    demimondian

    Ty Willingham? He’s gone from Notre Dame to Washington. Unsurprisingly, now that he’s playing a schedule that is required to contain other real semi-pro teams, he’s losing. A lot.

  14. 14.

    Geoduck

    In Willingham’s defense, the team he inherited was in shambles after the Rick Neuheisel years. While far from the Huskies of old, they have recently been showing some signs of life.

  15. 15.

    Marx Marvelous

    But… but… if Notre Dame doesn’t get into a bowl game, then I won’t be able to make an easy twenty bucks betting against them. I count on that twenty to offset my other bowl game picks!

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