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You are here: Home / Politics / Republican Stupidity / Please Don’t Vote For Me

Please Don’t Vote For Me

by Tim F|  October 5, 200710:55 am| 4 Comments

This post is in: Republican Stupidity

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I had no idea that the Republican candidates wanted to lose so badly.

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  1. 1.

    TenguPhule

    October 5, 2007 at 11:51 am

    Who in their right mind would want to inherit the mess that Reagan made, Bush Sr made worse and then was totally sent to hell in a handbasket by Bush Jr?

  2. 2.

    Bombadil

    October 5, 2007 at 12:17 pm

    Who in their right mind would want to inherit the mess that Reagan made, Bush Sr made worse and then was totally sent to hell in a handbasket by Bush Jr?

    I was going to list the candidates for you when I reread the first part of your question, and realized the answer was “nobody”.

  3. 3.

    PaulW

    October 5, 2007 at 12:53 pm

    Forget about whether the Republicans want to win elections: do the Republicans even want to vote ever again? We’ve got Ann Coulter openly saying her personal fantasy is that women should have their right to vote taken away. See? She doesn’t want to vote anymore! Either that or she’s really not a woman. Hmm. Wait a mo…

  4. 4.

    Lee

    October 5, 2007 at 12:54 pm

    Thankfully my Senator Coryn voted against this bill.

    I’m thankful, because it just adds to the probability that he will be voted out in ’08.

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