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Stanford/USC

by John Cole|  October 6, 20079:43 pm| 6 Comments

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Stanford just beat USC, 24-23.

Someone check on Kevin Drum.

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  1. 1.

    Susan Kitchens

    October 6, 2007 at 10:47 pm

    Excellent. My beau, ablogymously referred to as Doc M, got the Doc part of his name at Stanford. We were out on the streets of Pasadena CA (taking a sick powerbook to the Apple Store for consultation — fitting, in light of your Macish posts). We saw many a person clad in UCLA-wear, and I saw some bearing Notre Dame upon their clothing. Aah, I astutely reasoned. Must be a game today at the Rose Bowl. Doc M was wearing an old Stanford tee shirt, and as we made our way to the Apple store, someone said to him, “Good luck tonight” or some such. We were more concerned about bad RAM sockets than what was happening with Stanford, but your post makes it all clear.

  2. 2.

    davisbear

    October 6, 2007 at 11:14 pm

    As a Cal alum, I hate Stanford with a passion. But not nearly as much as I hate the smug bastards at USC. So as much as I hate to say this, I think a “GO TREES” chant is in order.

  3. 3.

    g-rant

    October 7, 2007 at 12:19 am

    And… GO ILLINI!

  4. 4.

    Punchy

    October 7, 2007 at 1:00 am

    Un. Fucking. Believable.

    4th and a cab ride. TD. One foot. One hand snatch catch. FORTY FRIGGIN POINT DOGS.

    Bigger than UM-Appy. Bigger than Louis-Syracuse. With a backup QB, ON THE FUCKING ROAD. Hyperbole doesn’t do it justice.

    Simply unfathomable.

  5. 5.

    IanY77

    October 7, 2007 at 3:05 pm

    Hah! Suck it, Poodle.

  6. 6.

    Equal Opportunity Cynic

    October 7, 2007 at 3:11 pm

    Southern California is an odd bird in the college football world. They cheat enough to be an SEC school, but because of geography they’re in a league of schools that AFAICT more or less try to be colleges with football teams attached instead of vice versa.

    At any rate, since Vanderbilt stank it up yesterday I’m happy to see Rice, Northwestern and Stanford all win in the same week. I guess I should count BC too but that’s not a surprise. I can’t bring myself to count Notre Dame in all that.

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