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Steelers-Seahawks Thread

by Tim F|  October 7, 20071:31 pm| 11 Comments

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Guess the final score! I will go with 21-10 Steelers.

***Update***

I was half right. Seahawks couldn’t even make it into field goal territory.

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  1. 1.

    Incertus (Brian)

    October 7, 2007 at 4:00 pm

    Are the Saints ever going to win this season?

  2. 2.

    Elvis Elvisberg

    October 7, 2007 at 4:03 pm

    Will the Pats ever lose?

    Or the Sox?

    Or BC?

    I pity people who aren’t from Massachusetts even more than usual right now.

  3. 3.

    cd6

    October 7, 2007 at 4:31 pm

    Don’t worry, we don’t need your pity. The rest of us take solace in the fact that we aren’t douchebags from Boston.

  4. 4.

    zzyzx

    October 7, 2007 at 4:31 pm

    Actually we did make it into fg territory at the end of the half before the pick. Hasselbeck had nothing today alas. Plenty of time but he had no control over his throws.

  5. 5.

    Elvis Elvisberg

    October 7, 2007 at 5:46 pm

    cd6 — So you’re a douchebag from where, exactly?

  6. 6.

    D-Chance.

    October 7, 2007 at 7:08 pm

    Elvis Elvisberg Says:

    Will the Pats ever lose?

    Enjoy that fantasy for the next 7 days… then, the reality of Cowboy dominance will descend upon the pretenders.

  7. 7.

    UNK

    October 7, 2007 at 10:43 pm

    Go Seahawks! Sob…

  8. 8.

    Ninerdave

    October 7, 2007 at 11:10 pm

    Is it just me, or is Football Night in America the shittiest recap show ever. In fact IMHO, the national game swap between NBC and ABC/ESPN has been a fucking joke. Really it’s shitting on my football experience.

    Can’t NBC even hire someone to write an original song? Do we really have to have Faith Hill changing the lyrics to “I Hate Myself for Loving You”? You’re a multi billion dollar company, you can’t hire someone to write an original song?

    This really sucks, fuck NBC.

    Alright I’m done.

  9. 9.

    Ezert

    October 8, 2007 at 9:08 am

    Clearly once again officiating has screwed the Seahawks in a dominating performance over the Steelers.

    Well, it’s no more asinine a statement this time either.

  10. 10.

    Ezert

    October 8, 2007 at 9:09 am

    You do have to love pitching a shutout with your two best defensive players on the sidelines all day.

  11. 11.

    D-Chance.

    October 8, 2007 at 11:59 pm

    Cowboys now 5-0. Bring on the Pats!!!

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