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by Tim F|  October 9, 200711:53 am| 11 Comments

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Late entry in Sullivan’s best movie quote ever contest:

“Very bad neighborhood.” – The Kingdom

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11Comments

  1. 1.

    Dreggas

    October 9, 2007 at 12:17 pm

    Q: What do you call a bullimic vegetarian?

    A: A Salad Shooter.

  2. 2.

    cleek

    October 9, 2007 at 12:20 pm

    Christmas stuff went on sale at our local hardware megastore on Oct 1st.

  3. 3.

    Zifnab

    October 9, 2007 at 12:21 pm

    hehe. PotD.

  4. 4.

    Pooh

    October 9, 2007 at 12:39 pm

    “Very bad neighborhood.” – The Kingdom

    “Yeah? No Shit.” – Chris Cooper’s response.

    I quite liked this film, actually. The Arab-Israeli actor who plays the Saudi Colonel is phenomenally good.

  5. 5.

    The Populist

    October 9, 2007 at 12:48 pm

    I saw The Kingdom…very good stuff. Nice mix of action and intrigue.

    According to friends of mine who are still Republican – they bought some propaganda that this is an anti-American flick. Sorry, I didn’t get that vibe at all.

  6. 6.

    Perry Como

    October 9, 2007 at 12:59 pm

    If a private intelligence group gives the administration the heads up on a new al Qaeda video under the condition it isn’t released early so they don’t jeopardize their sources, does the administration:

    a) respect the request hoping to get more intelligence in the future
    b) release the video as soon as possible ’cause ZOMG IT’S THE TERRIERS!!!, thereby scuttling anymore intel coming from that source

    You get three guesses. The first two don’t count:

    The founder of the company, the SITE Intelligence Group, says this premature disclosure tipped al-Qaeda to a security breach and destroyed a years-long surveillance operation that the company has used to intercept and pass along secret messages, videos and advance warnings of suicide bombings from the terrorist group’s communications network.

  7. 7.

    Tax Analyst

    October 9, 2007 at 1:39 pm

    Perry Como Says:

    If a private intelligence group gives the administration the heads up on a new al Qaeda video under the condition it isn’t released early so they don’t jeopardize their sources, does the administration:

    a) respect the request hoping to get more intelligence in the future
    b) release the video as soon as possible ‘cause ZOMG IT’S THE TERRIERS, thereby scuttling anymore intel coming from that source

    You get three guesses. The first two don’t count:

    The founder of the company, the SITE Intelligence Group, says this premature disclosure tipped al-Qaeda to a security breach and destroyed a years-long surveillance operation that the company has used to intercept and pass along secret messages, videos and advance warnings of suicide bombings from the terrorist group’s communications network.

    Well, it doesn’t really matter, because the Administration can just make up shit that’s almost the same as the real intelligence. After all, the American people won’t know the difference, so who’s the wiser?

    OH…those pesky Al-Qaeda guys…right.

  8. 8.

    Dreggas

    October 9, 2007 at 1:42 pm

    You’re bush DOJ folks:

    Voter ID Laws discriminate against Whites

  9. 9.

    Bombadil

    October 9, 2007 at 1:49 pm

    You’re bush DOJ folks:

    I am not.

  10. 10.

    Dreggas

    October 9, 2007 at 2:24 pm

    Bombadil Says:

    You’re bush DOJ folks:

    I am not.

    Bah, stupid typosis

  11. 11.

    jake

    October 9, 2007 at 9:47 pm

    OK. Here’s the new game plan in Iraq.

    1. Allow private security guards to piss everyone off.

    2. Stand back while angry mobs tear PSGs to shreds.

    3. Retroactively declare private security guards terrorist organizations.

    4. ???

    5. Profit!

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