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Sunday Open Thread

by John Cole|  October 14, 200710:52 am| 25 Comments

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Awesome pieces on CBS Sunday morning. My favorite was the one on Music’s Ending Power.

Discuss.

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  1. 1.

    ThymeZone

    October 14, 2007 at 11:08 am

    I watch some of the excellent CBSSM every week, despite the fact that they continue — interminably — to use theme music that is tiresome, worn out, annoying, and boring to the point that it actually kills brain cells while you listen to it.

    In the name of all that is holy and decent, can’t they have some variety and some new ideas in their theme music? WTF ARE THEY THINKING?

  2. 2.

    John Cole

    October 14, 2007 at 11:27 am

    It is official. You will complain about ANYTHING.

  3. 3.

    demimondian

    October 14, 2007 at 11:36 am

    Hey, BJuicers…question.

    Is this piece of advocacy real, or spoof? It looks like it belongs in our comments section, not on the official page of the Republican minority on the House Energy and Commerce Subcommittee.

  4. 4.

    ThymeZone

    October 14, 2007 at 11:47 am

    It is official. You will complain about ANYTHING.

    Ah, your Sunday morning congeniality. Charming.

    You try listening to that crappy theme music for a couple of years (you know, it takes two seasons to really understand how bad it is) … and then come back and apologize to me. If you haven’t gone mad and cut off an ear by that time, I mean. Don’t say I didn’t warn you, that music will DESTROY YOUR BRAIN.

  5. 5.

    Fledermaus

    October 14, 2007 at 12:33 pm

    This weekend “This American Life” re-ran the Squirrel Cop story. It is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.

  6. 6.

    srv

    October 14, 2007 at 1:07 pm

    actually kills brain cells

    Between that and having watched an episode of The Wire, you must not have many left.

    This weekend “This American Life”

    John, if you haven’t ‘discovered’ this show yet, it is easily the finest radio in all the lands. Yes, better than Sunday Morning. Apparently there’s a TV version now, but I don’t have cable. My faves – ‘Fiasco’, ‘Telephone’ and ‘My Pen Pal’. Don’t listen to the first one by driving.

    I’m sure ppGaz thinks it sucks though.

  7. 7.

    Punchy

    October 14, 2007 at 1:11 pm

    demi, where you been? havent seen you in weeks…

  8. 8.

    Ted

    October 14, 2007 at 1:14 pm

    Some rightwing blogger I’ve not yet been familiar with decided to expand the artistry of the smear from a 12 year old boy to American servicemen insufficiently damaged in the war, but complain too much.

    Ahhh, Sunday morning.

  9. 9.

    ThymeZone

    October 14, 2007 at 1:30 pm

    Between that and having watched an episode of The Wire, you must not have many left.

    No worries! I need very few to stay ahead of you!

    I’m sure ppGaz thinks it sucks though.

    If you like it, it must suck, yes. A priori.

    :)

  10. 10.

    Dennis-SGMM

    October 14, 2007 at 1:46 pm

    Some rightwing blogger I’ve not yet been familiar with decided to expand the artistry of the smear from a 12 year old boy to American servicemen insufficiently damaged in the war, but complain too much.

    Back in Vietnam days the guys who came home with PTSD (The diagnosis hadn’t been accepted by the VA at that time) were derided by the Right as a bunch of fakers and malingers. This was way before blogging so the wingers had to make themselves heard through television and newspapers – all of whom were more than glad to give them a platform. References to Patton having slapped a combat-fatigued soldier for cowardice were rife.

    The American soldier: use up and throw away.

  11. 11.

    CT Voter

    October 14, 2007 at 1:48 pm

    Squirrel Cop story. It is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.

    Definitely. One of my favorite stories is the one about the two teenagers who used to, to just get out of the house, tell their (crazy, sad, bitter) mother that they were babysitting…it’s very touching.

    The other favorite is the person in New Mexico, I believe, who was arrested by the police, suspected of being some sort of terrorist, for painting frog figures on the sidewalk. And Donald Rumsfeld’s daughter played a role…

    Great show. For those of you who haven’t listened to it, “This American Life” is worth a try.

  12. 12.

    Ted

    October 14, 2007 at 2:09 pm

    The American soldier: use up and throw away.

    It’s just that, maybe I shouldn’t be, but I’m stunned the rightwing can tolerate this crap in its ranks. They practically worship our military as sacred demi-gods, and then they don’t even feel the need to pretend to maintain this facade once many of the troops are back home.

    If PTSD has you so messed up you can barely leave your bedroom or stop taking pills, you’re pretty much just as injured as if you needed a crutch or a cain. And then for the bitch (I’m sorry, but she is) to agree with the position that many of the troops complaining of PTSD symptoms are merely pussies who otherwise would be fine had they not been brought up among such liberal ideas, well, I’m just speechless.

  13. 13.

    demimondian

    October 14, 2007 at 2:30 pm

    havent seen you in weeks…

    Busy — out of the country a lot of the time, getting products out the door most of the rest of the time. I still read, but I just don’t have time to write. Sadly (for me — luckily for the rest of you), my schedule isn’t going to get any less crazy between now and the middle of January.

  14. 14.

    Dennis-SGMM

    October 14, 2007 at 2:44 pm

    Ted; it gets better. This morning’s WaPo has an article titled When Service Limits Options, explaining how reservists are finding it difficult to get hired because of the threat of extended deployments.

    I must selfishly recount how, on my return from Vietnam, I was told by one prospective employer (Replete with American flag lapel pin) that I was eminently qualified but that he wouldn’t hire me because his other employees would be in fear that I might “go off”. The current myth was that Vietnam vets were ticking time-bombs.

    For the American right, patriotism ends at their wallets. Our wallets, on the other hand, are to be plundered in the interest of the greater good.

  15. 15.

    magisterludi

    October 14, 2007 at 3:37 pm

    The right wing’s commitment to the troops is as bogus as their professed commitment to the teachings of Christ.

  16. 16.

    Punchy

    October 14, 2007 at 3:41 pm

    From the I-had-no-friggin-idea file…

    The liberal mindset is what causes PTSD. Boys being raised to men without a strong male role model, and having a false sense of what life is about is causing our young men to go to war and come home freaked out.

    Ted, that link is amazing. “unhinged” doesn’t even begin to describe it.

  17. 17.

    Rome Again

    October 14, 2007 at 3:56 pm

    The right wing’s commitment to the troops is as bogus as their professed commitment to the teachings of Christ.

    I hope you’re not just now figuring this out.

  18. 18.

    Rome Again

    October 14, 2007 at 3:58 pm

    It is official. You will complain about ANYTHING.

    You have no freaking idea just how far that goes.

    Ummm, yeah TZ, I did say that! :p

  19. 19.

    Ted

    October 14, 2007 at 3:59 pm

    Ted, that link is amazing. “unhinged” doesn’t even begin to describe it.

    Parodists can’t come up with this shit. Send that sentence you quoted to Stephen Colbert; it’s right up his alley, if it weren’t so completely offensive and disrespectful.

  20. 20.

    rachel

    October 14, 2007 at 5:45 pm

    Ted Says:

    The American soldier: use up and throw away.

    It’s just that, maybe I shouldn’t be, but I’m stunned the rightwing can tolerate this crap in its ranks. They practically worship our military as sacred demi-gods, and then they don’t even feel the need to pretend to maintain this facade once many of the troops are back home.

    C.S. Lewis had a good description about how this works. Fro Screwtape letter #8:

    …There is no good at all in inflaming his hatred of Germans if, at the same time, a pernicious habit of charity is growing up between him and his mother, his employer, and the man he meets in the train. Think of your man as a series of concentric circles, his will being the innermost, his intellect coming next, and finally his fantasy. You can hardly hope, at once, to exclude from all the circles everything that smells of the Enemy: but you must keep on shoving all the virtues outward till they are finally located in the circle of fantasy, and all the desirable qualities inward into the Will. It is only in so far as they reach the will and are there embodied in habits that the virtues are really fatal to us. (I don’t, of course, mean what the patient mistakes for his will, the conscious fume and fret of resolutions and clenched teeth, but the real centre, what the Enemy calls the Heart.) All sorts of virtues painted in the fantasy or approved by the intellect or even, in some measure, loved and admired, will not keep a man from our Father’s house: indeed they may make him more amusing when he gets there,
    Your affectionate uncle
    SCREWTAPE

  21. 21.

    D-Chance.

    October 14, 2007 at 6:53 pm

    Sunday Open Thread: NFL.

    Today, we Cowboy fans discovered the bleak reality.

    There’s New England, there’s Indianapolis, and then there’s “those other 30 teams” in the NFL.

  22. 22.

    TenguPhule

    October 14, 2007 at 9:54 pm

    The American soldier: use up and throw away.

    Hah! That’s what you think, moonbat!

    The New Kinder Gentler Republican Party *RECYCLES* soldiers by sending them back into combat until they die. And then the corpses are stuffed and mounted as Human Shields to defend against the Rampaging Herds of Mad Liberals demanding accountability.

    Remember, they die in Iraq to provide a reason to send the next batch into the meatgrinder!

  23. 23.

    rilkefan

    October 15, 2007 at 12:20 am

    Awesome pieces on CBS Sunday morning. My favorite was the one on Music’s Ending Power.

    Is that intended to be “Music’s Enduring Power”?

  24. 24.

    Billy K

    October 15, 2007 at 9:03 am

    Today, we Cowboy fans discovered the bleak reality.

    There’s New England, there’s Indianapolis, and then there’s “those other 30 teams” in the NFL.

    I see it more as:

    Tier I: Patriots, Colts

    Tier II: Cowboys, Green Bay, Pittsburg

    The rest (and the rest really suck this year)

  25. 25.

    Tax Analyst

    October 15, 2007 at 12:17 pm

    ThymeZone Says:

    In the name of all that is holy and decent, can’t they have some variety and some new ideas in their theme music? WTF ARE THEY THINKING?

    John Cole Says:

    It is official. You will complain about ANYTHING

    It’s like I tell my friend, Norris, “Man, you’d complain if they hung you with a new rope.”

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